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03-12-2013, 07:42 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
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Sex to Cure the Common Cold
be careful what you wish for dept.
Angelica's boyfriend convinces the shy young woman that the endorphins released during sex will cure his cold, so she finally gives in.
Except a week or two later, she has the sniffles, and he's out of town...
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03-12-2013, 12:19 PM
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Jahansuz
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Hahaha, I like it. Might make for a good comedy idea.
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03-12-2013, 03:34 PM
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Riding to the Rescue
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Originally Posted by LiquidMatthew
Hahaha, I like it. Might make for a good comedy idea.
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go for it. I lack the touch for straight comedy- if I don't force it, a bit of humour works into some stories, but I can't try to do it. |
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03-16-2013, 10:39 PM
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Love the idea. Especially if it's a blowjob, instead of sex.
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03-17-2013, 09:39 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
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Originally Posted by Tx Tall Tales
Love the idea. Especially if it's a blowjob, instead of sex.
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but a blowjob wouldn't give her the maximum endorphin rush that she's only get from her own orgasm... |
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03-17-2013, 11:51 AM
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Reminds me of the old joke about the guy whose wife is in a coma. He visits her every day in the hospital, but she doesn't stir. Finally, he kisses her on the mouth, and she moves a little!
The nurse is impressed. She tells him to stimulate her a little more. So he rubs her breasts. She moves again!
The nurse tells him, try some oral sex. Maybe the increased stimulus will wake her up. Then she leaves the room so the couple can have some privacy.
The nurse is watching the heart monitor from down the hall. Suddenly it flat-lines! She comes running back into the room.
"What happened?" she says.
"I dunno," says the husband, buttoning up his trousers. "I guess she choked!"
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03-17-2013, 12:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhugs
be careful what you wish for dept.
Angelica's boyfriend convinces the shy young woman that the endorphins released during sex will cure his cold, so she finally gives in.
Except a week or two later, she has the sniffles, and he's out of town...
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A variation would be that the guy figures out she's allergic to something. She mistakes the symptoms for a cold. He leaves some of the stuff around that she's allergic too, and informs her that blowjobs will cure the sniffles. It gets unbearable, and she calls him. He comes over and she services him, and he removes the thing that she's allergic to.
She gets Better!
And clearly it was due to her giving him a blowjob!
boyfriend - actually friend with benefit - works this angle for years with multiple women, maybe he decides to go to work in a medical allergy clinic to get more and more and more...
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