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04-17-2011, 03:02 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Each night I close my eyes and jerkoff and in my mind I fuck whoever I want.
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04-17-2011, 03:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbit.
Margaret Thatcher
Margaret Thatcher
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04-17-2011, 06:48 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbit.
Margaret Thatcher
Margaret Thatcher
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04-17-2011, 06:58 PM
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Colna-go-go-go!
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Bridget Fonda
Jane Fonda
Peter Fonda
Henry Fonda
Joe Fonder (I owe him money)
In exactly that order.
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Killing time beautifully
I have loved to the point of madness; that which is called madness, that which to me, is the only sensible way to love. - Francoise Sagan
When from our better selves we have too long
Been parted by the hurrying world, and droop,
Sick of its business, of its pleasures tired,
How gracious, how benign, is Solitude.
- Wordsworth
When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels. - Ezekiel 1:21
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04-17-2011, 07:09 PM
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Troll Magnet
Cade Is Here is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dimitri81
Top 5 list of celebrity you want to fuck!
Name 5 celebrities you want to have sex with 
for an example:
1: Lady Gaga
2: Emma Stone
3: Christina Aguilera
4: Ashley Tisdale
5: Gwyneth Paltrow
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Who the hell would fuck Lady Gaga... Give us a break!!!
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04-17-2011, 07:11 PM
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I'd like to keep my top celebrity fucks to myself, ty. I do have some pride.
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04-17-2011, 07:36 PM
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Sarah Shahi
Megan Fox
Gong Li
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba
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04-17-2011, 07:44 PM
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worship me
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Originally Posted by pink
I'd like to keep my top celebrity fucks to myself, ty. I do have some pride.
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04-18-2011, 09:43 PM
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Liz Gillies is MINE!
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Oh goody, a newbie with a riveting thread.
- Mia Kirshner
- Lucy Lawless
- Eva Longoria
- Zooey Deschanel
- Mila Kunis
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04-18-2011, 11:21 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MNGuy
Oh goody, a newbie with a riveting thread.
- Mia Kirshner
- Lucy Lawless
- Eva Longoria
- Zooey Deschanel
- Mila Kunis
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04-18-2011, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by redheadedtxn
I hate these kinda lists, because sexually I'm more stimulated by personality & intelligence than just looks.
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Sorry. I scored so high, they took me off the list.
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04-19-2011, 12:09 AM
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Jane Jetson
Wilma Flintstone
Jeannie
Samantha Stevens (Bewitched)
Ellie May Clampett
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04-19-2011, 12:18 AM
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Liz Gillies is MINE!
MNGuy is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joeybagadonuts
Parvati?
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04-19-2011, 12:26 AM
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Plumbing the Depths
Ham Murabi is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dimitri81
Top 5 list of celebrity you want to fuck!
Name 5 celebrities you want to have sex with
for an example:
1: Lady Gaga
2: Emma Stone
3: Christina Aguilera
4: Ashley Tisdale
5: Gwyneth Paltrow
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Wow, without that example I would have been totally lost in regard to what you were looking for in terms of thread participation.
Here are five celebrities who want to have sex with me:
1. Roseanne Barr; 2. Elizabeth Taylor (she e-mailed me a shot of her tits and was sexting madly with me when she croaked); 3. Miley Cyrus (sorry, Yates, but she's hot for me and coming over the day she turns 18); 4. Paris Hilton (I hear she's a virgin); 5. Martha Stewart (we carried on a torrid correspondence affair while she was in prison).
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04-19-2011, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Dogma52
Jane Jetson
Wilma Flintstone
Jeannie
Samantha Stevens (Bewitched)
Ellie May Clampett
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Jessica Rabbit
Lara Croft
April O'Neil
Tinkerbell
Betty Rubble
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04-19-2011, 03:08 PM
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Gods rep on Earth.
hobbit. is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbit.
Margaret Thatcher
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Margaret Thatcher
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wok
Send her flowers with a noteL "Sorry I busted your cunt."
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Originally Posted by Kybele
tory fucker.
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Originally Posted by great lover
Dude,
She must be a geriatric now.
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And your points are?
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"The Labour Party used to represent millions, now it represents millionaires" - Bob Crow RMT
There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other.
That word is ENGLAND!!!!
PUTING THE ERROR INTO INTERNET tERRORism
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03-11-2013, 09:39 AM
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Really Experienced
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03-11-2013, 09:54 AM
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GAGA ?seriously?
thats what i was going to say gaga? i dont think so!! isnt she a shim anyways? i thought she had both a dick and pussy?
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03-11-2013, 10:30 AM
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Hazy Horticulture
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I  Nacy Botwin
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"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
The cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
And to them it is the holocaust."
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03-11-2013, 10:46 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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Meatloaf
Penn Gilette
Trace Adkins
Daniel Craig
The guy who plays Sir Percival on Merlin.
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03-11-2013, 12:01 PM
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Avoiding Sausage Fests
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Quote:
Originally Posted by harrlequin
Meatloaf.
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Nobody - not even well-paid prostitutes - will fuck Meatloaf.
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busybody (Anquan Jihad) on second ugly divorce: "There was nothing LEFT for the BYOTCH to take!"
People I Want to Fuck:
President's Fellation Crew: dan_c00000; mercury14; RobDownSouth; Wrong Element
Masturbating to "Klan Hooded Hotties" Web-Cam Service: busybody (Anquan Jihad); Cade is Here; ChinaBandit; Killswitch; koalabear
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03-11-2013, 12:41 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hogjack
Nobody - not even well-paid prostitutes - will fuck Meatloaf.
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 You are so wrong.
Wasn't this what you meant?
Quote:
Originally Posted by hogjack
Nobody - not even well-paid prostitutes - will fuck Me.
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03-11-2013, 12:51 PM
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Really? Paris Hilton? I'm not sure there is enough penecillin in the world to cure what that might give you. Surely there is a $5 crack whore on a nearby street corner who would be less dangerous to fuck.
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03-11-2013, 12:54 PM
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Avoiding Sausage Fests
hogjack is offline
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Quote:
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I'm sure you could find a cheap one to service you, Mr. Jack.
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Don't need to pay for ANY sex.
Non-arthritic with a vast porn collection inherited from an uncle (maternal side of family.
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busybody (Anquan Jihad) on second ugly divorce: "There was nothing LEFT for the BYOTCH to take!"
People I Want to Fuck:
President's Fellation Crew: dan_c00000; mercury14; RobDownSouth; Wrong Element
Masturbating to "Klan Hooded Hotties" Web-Cam Service: busybody (Anquan Jihad); Cade is Here; ChinaBandit; Killswitch; koalabear
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03-11-2013, 01:08 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Greypowerful is offline
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Why would I wish to fuck a celebrity?
Narcissism run rampant... not my style, at ALL.  |
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