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Old 03-10-2013, 11:59 PM   #1
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History Channel Vikings

It is a slow starter...but I will keep watching hopefully it is building up to some Viking mayhem... What do you think.
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It is a slow starter...but I will keep watching hopefully it is building up to some Viking mayhem... What do you think.
I watched last week's episode. I'm looking forward to fighting and Viking sex.
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:37 AM   #3
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Oooh, didn't know that was a thing. I'd watch that.
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:39 AM   #4
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I watched last week's episode. I'm looking forward to fighting and Viking sex.
Lets see how far the history channel takes it...
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:05 AM   #5
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Lets see how far the history channel takes it...
Between Vikings And The Bible mini series, seems more like cable tv, rather than the normal documentaries. I also wonder how far they'll take it, and if they are keeping to a certain rating for all viewers.
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:27 AM   #6
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the history channel has documentaries now? i thought it was all ancient aliens and reality shows.
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the history channel has documentaries now? i thought it was all ancient aliens and reality shows.
Yeah, I guess so. Def on the reality shows.
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Old 03-11-2013, 02:14 AM   #8
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I really want to watch this, but am afraid History/Hysterical Channel will disappoint me. There is no doubt they will stop short of the true rape & pillage way the Vikings were.
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But rape and pillages get ratings.

It's all 'edgy' and shit.
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the history channel has documentaries now? i thought it was all ancient aliens and reality shows.
Damn, I don't have tv- I rely on the internet so I don't know what individual channels play. I knew about Ancient Aliens but I didn't know the reality shows.
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Somebody let me know when the show gets up to the Alan Page and Fran Tarkenton era.
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So is this historically accurate? I'm looking forward to a whole lot of fishing and farming then.

And 5 minutes of rape and pillage somewhere mid-season.
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Somebody let me know when the show gets up to the Alan Page and Fran Tarkenton era.
they were better with Joe Kapp
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So is this historically accurate? I'm looking forward to a whole lot of fishing and farming then.

And 5 minutes of rape and pillage somewhere mid-season.
I swear to god if you shatter my white folk stereotypes I will scalp you and get shitfaced drunk to celebrate.
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It is a slow starter...but I will keep watching hopefully it is building up to some Viking mayhem... What do you think.
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I watched last week's episode. I'm looking forward to fighting and Viking sex.
Not going to happen - Viking history these days is all about how they were great traders & travelers, with the rape, pillage and slave taking brushed under the carpet.
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Not going to happen - Viking history these days is all about how they were great traders & travelers, with the rape, pillage and slave taking brushed under the carpet.
Must be a hellofa carpet.

I learned about Vikings from Thor. I know that their gods fuck horses. I figured I'd learned enough.
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I DVR'd it last night, haven't seen the second episode yet. Hopefully it will be a good series.
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I DVR'd it last night, haven't seen the second episode yet. Hopefully it will be a good series.
They sail west, find land, sack a monastery and capture the priests.


(Which I'm unclear how the bible thumpers got there before the Vikings, but I was also watching internet porn at the same time and may have missed the explanation.)
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Not going to happen - Viking history these days is all about how they were great traders & travelers, with the rape, pillage and slave taking brushed under the carpet.
It's like PC Vikings.
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I watched last week's episode. I'm looking forward to fighting and Viking sex.
I'll have to see if any of the relatives are depicted.
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Different thread, maybe?

I haven't seen Vikings yet, I think they're airing it in a week or two.

Has anyone seen The Almighty Johnsons? For comparison maybe?
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I haven't seen Vikings yet, I think they're airing it in a week or two.

Has anyone seen The Almighty Johnsons? For comparison maybe?
Haven't 'seen' you for a while.
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they were better with Joe Kapp
Every time Tarkenton ran out of the pocket they should have penalized him for "delay of game."
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JKapp never ran out pocket, just let ole deacon Jones and Merlin Olsen bounce off him and threw a flutter ball
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