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03-07-2013, 10:57 PM
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Uni-sexual
Tryharder62 is offline
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Once-ler
Anybody friends with him? Where did he go?
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03-07-2013, 11:08 PM
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He morphed into a fishblob and then melted away.
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03-07-2013, 11:10 PM
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worship me
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i suggest you learn to mind your own business and stop asking so many questions or you just might find out. capiche?
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03-07-2013, 11:18 PM
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Uni-sexual
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Are you disrespecting me? The boss wants the truth. I can handle the truth! (not real good with the Godfather impressions.) 
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03-08-2013, 01:48 PM
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Oh where oh Where has my Once-ler gone?
Oh where oh Where can he be?
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03-08-2013, 01:52 PM
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really? even with zero?
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Who cares?
She was an annoying little puke.
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03-08-2013, 01:54 PM
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And now for the disclaimer: If you're easily offended, do not read my posts. If you don't think jokes about minorities, gays, politicians, religion, celebrities, athletes, etc. are funny, do not read my posts. If you find cursing distasteful, fucking Do not read my posts. If you read my posts, and then tell me you're offended, then you can go eat a bag of dicks cuz you shoulda heeded my disclaimer
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03-11-2013, 12:15 AM
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How bad can I possibly be
Once-ler is online now
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Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
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03-11-2013, 01:06 AM
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Dripping Wet
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Onceler!
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03-11-2013, 01:23 AM
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Ooh! Aquagal is back!
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03-11-2013, 01:29 AM
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Dripping Wet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phrodeau
Ooh! Aquagal is back!
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03-11-2013, 02:10 AM
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Hey Kandi, how ya been?
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03-11-2013, 02:26 AM
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How bad can I possibly be
Once-ler is online now
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Busy.
Very
very
busy.
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Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
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03-11-2013, 02:27 AM
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To hell with busy. I'M BUSY. That is why I stop in here after work. Try to settle the tiny lil mind bouncing off the walls of my skull.
Glad to know you are still alive.
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03-11-2013, 02:30 AM
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How bad can I possibly be
Once-ler is online now
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You don't know that. I could have been gone so long because the wifi's really shitty in Hell. You have no idea what I had to go through to find this signal.
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Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
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03-11-2013, 02:36 AM
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dirtwrench is offline
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lol.
I know for a fact you are not in hell. My brother in law (the devil) called yesterday and said he was planning a cookout and needed a couple hillbilly switch hitters to roast.
Now be a good boy and let TH know you are well. She is the worrying kind and way too damn sweet for her own good.
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03-11-2013, 02:51 AM
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How bad can I possibly be
Once-ler is online now
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Why the fuck would you worry about me?
Also, the devil doesn't know I'm here. I snuck in to drink with the band.
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Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
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03-11-2013, 03:02 AM
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dirtwrench is offline
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I wasn't worried. Curious, but not worried. Now TryHarder, she can't help it. She just worries and frets over nothing. Pretty sure she has that whole "good Mom" thing down to perfection. She needs to work on her "dirty slutty Mom" I keep offering to help her out there...
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03-11-2013, 03:21 AM
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How bad can I possibly be
Once-ler is online now
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Yeah, well, I've heard it's hard to tame a cougar. But the payoff's worth it.
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Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
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03-11-2013, 08:33 AM
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Uni-sexual
Tryharder62 is offline
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Well all is good in Tryharder land.  Good to hear from you guys. Now what is this about a dirty slutty mom?
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