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Old 03-08-2013, 09:07 PM   #76
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I'm a Girl!
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I woke up with a smile on my lips; not unusual, really, I was always pretty happy but this morning...this morning, the smile was different. "I'm a girl!" I said it out loud, lifted my feet out of the covers and spun all the way around twice on my butt before I put my feet on the floor. "I'm a girl!"

But I had to pee, bad; even girls pee, right? We just do so quietly and daintily. My brother was just coming out of the bathroom, I will still in the triple XXX T-shirt that said: "GRUNGE!" across the front and just panties underneath, so I jumped up and down three times making my boob's bounce and said, "I'm a Girl!" out loud right in his face.

He backed away with his hands warding me off. "Yuck! Get away from me!"

Wow almost Jen-esque!

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Old 03-08-2013, 09:07 PM   #77
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...fucking Christ...toy with them
No response from amicus. Never a response from vette or Ish, either.

All 3 hang their hat on the hilarious idea that they're intellectuals. I fuck their shit up, so they don't touch me.
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:33 PM   #78
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More like a pencil drawing of a pussy that never squeaked.
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Here's just one example of how the above self-inflated, edjumacated and perpetually pressed pill flirts with women online and inevitably fails:

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Old 03-08-2013, 09:50 PM   #79
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No response from amicus. Never a response from vette or Ish, either.

All 3 hang their hat on the hilarious idea that they're intellectuals. I fuck their shit up, so they don't touch me.
(This post just got me two tribute threads created in my honor.)
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:03 PM   #80
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Here's just one example of how the above self-inflated, edjumacated and perpetually pressed pill flirts with women online and inevitably fails:
There, they're, their now little pussy, it's going to be alright. I have a new dry diaper right here, and the big Grammar God said he'll stop by tonight after you're asleep and butt fuck you with his little hyphen and let you play with his hanging participles.
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:07 PM   #81
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There, they're, their now little pussy, it's going to be alright. I have a new dry diaper right here, and the big Grammar God said he'll stop by tonight after you're asleep and butt fuck you with his little hyphen and let you play with his hanging participles.
No one is surprised you have a diaper next to you.

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Old 03-08-2013, 10:10 PM   #82
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There, they're, their now little pussy, it's going to be alright. I have a new dry diaper right here, and the big Grammar God said he'll stop by tonight after you're asleep and butt fuck you with his little hyphen and let you play with his hanging participles.
Try to play it off all you want to, Methuselah. Your thesaurus-butchering intellectual weight carries about as much bite as a pet store tetra.

That's why you're sweating it right now.

Need that fresh box of ShamWows, or will that Bounty 3-ply suffice?

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Old 03-08-2013, 10:17 PM   #83
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now little pussy, it's going to be alright.
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:45 PM   #84
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Try to play it off all you want to, Methuselah. Your thesaurus-butchering intellectual weight carries about as much bite as a pet store tetra.

That's why you're sweating it right now.
Yeah, I'm sweating it big time...I'm so fucking worried I think I'll borrow some of your fat little fingers to chew on:



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Old 03-08-2013, 10:47 PM   #85
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Old 03-08-2013, 11:07 PM   #86
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You are one dumb motherfucker, ya know that?
You must have me mistaken for some 6th fleet sailor. I have never met your dumb mother, let alone fucked her.

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It is not the degree of failure for each compulsory mediccal system you should be concerned with, it is the forcing doctors and nurses, the entire medical profession to lower their standards to that of the bureaucracy, i.e., the lowest common denominator.
Are you now saying that we should not judge a country's medical system on it's effectiveness, but on some nebulous undefined 'standard'?

Good luck trying to sell that snake-oil!

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It is also the pragmatism that is inherent in any bureaucracy, the cost/benefit ratio, the old and young suffer and die so the working proletariant can keep the party members well fed.
In my initial post, I pointed out that more children live and all people on average live longer in countries that have socialized medicine. Your assertion that "the old and young suffer and die" is both laughable and false.

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By whose definition? Yours? The babbling of a man who likely never finished high school?

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May I suggest that you limit your future diatribes to opinions only? Fact obviously confuse you.
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Old 03-08-2013, 11:29 PM   #87
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Unless you are attempting to draw Amicus in for a kiss by having Snicker'ͭͫsͭͫͭͫͭͫͭͫ™ breath, the term you wanted was 'bated breath'.ͭͫ
And yet, no comment on amicus' constant butchering of the english language... how very partisan of you!



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I wonder if his self-published books has even sold a single copy? Also I hope he doesn't plan on transporting it via a road since you know the entire interstate system is a whole socialist boondoghle.

Maybe I was wrong. He isn't Pat Robertern but Mr Jen Florida. I'm guessing they at least share a brain.
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You realize the only reason you got eye treatment is because of socialized health care, right? Socialism worked just fine for you and you'd probably be dead by now without it. Denying ordinary reality is one thing but denying the reality of your own recent profound personal experience is some deeply primitive stuff.
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Nice try, jerkoff with the still wet mouth...you know nothing about anything, perhaps I had no eye problems, just shitting you for sympathy, supposing I am not yet of retirement age and have my own insurance that I still pay into monthy...

every fucking thing you write is a fabrication, but you, as an uber liberal, have no fucking idea whether you speak in fiction or fantasy..

You don't know a fucking thing about me...as well as I write women characters, there are some that swear I am female...


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You don't know a fucking thing about me...as well as I write women characters, there are some that swear I am female...
Other than veteman?
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No response from amicus. Never a response from vette or Ish, either.

All 3 hang their hat on the hilarious idea that they're intellectuals. I fuck their shit up, so they don't touch me.
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What, poor baby, you wrote something and I did not respond, well, stop pouting and link me to it...most likely trash that I passed on by...I do not respond to total idiots unless I can use their mangled thoughts to my advantage.
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What, poor baby, you wrote something and I did not respond, well, stop pouting and link me to it...most likely trash that I passed on by...I do not respond to total idiots unless I can use their mangled thoughts to my advantage.
So in other words, you're just a coward... You, vet, and ish make for one hilarious lemon party.
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What, poor baby, you wrote something and I did not respond, well, stop pouting and link me to it...most likely trash that I passed on by...I do not respond to total idiots unless I can use their mangled thoughts to my advantage.
So you're a plagiarist?
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You don't know a fucking thing about me...as well as I write women characters, there are some that swear I am female...

no, they consider you a bitch

there's a difference
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Hello, box of chocolates, not dead, When Scotus Chief Justice gave America Socialized medicine last summer, I turned off the news and have not heard a word since...until now...

I can understand the minorities insisting on remaining at the trough sucking up the benefits, but I am sorely disappointed by the ladies in the room. I think, truly, since they have abused the right to vote, I think it shoiuld be taken from them.

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Nice try, jerkoff with the still wet mouth...you know nothing about anything, perhaps I had no eye problems, just shitting you for sympathy, supposing I am not yet of retirement age and have my own insurance that I still pay into monthy...

every fucking thing you write is a fabrication, but you, as an uber liberal, have no fucking idea whether you speak in fiction or fantasy..

You don't know a fucking thing about me...as well as I write women characters, there are some that swear I am female...


aimee....

amh,

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No response from amicus. Never a response from vette or Ish, either.

All 3 hang their hat on the hilarious idea that they're intellectuals. I fuck their shit up, so they don't touch me.
Good lord man, they are all sure that you are a joke, and, you are.

A self-loathing proud guilty white Liberal who is properly focused on race and race-baiting as a means of personal reparation.

The only reason that I do not have you on ignore with the rest of the dedicated angry white men is that you are truly amusing in your delusion of superiority.
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Nice try, jerkoff with the still wet mouth...you know nothing about anything, perhaps I had no eye problems, just shitting you for sympathy, supposing I am not yet of retirement age and have my own insurance that I still pay into monthy...
Let's see if anyone in here can spot the elephant in the room that is the conclusion of this statement.
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