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03-02-2013, 03:03 PM
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Banned for pretending every word I type isn't read. There are messages in some of them. Wisdom even. And don't fake your snarkgasms. A smurf can tell.  |
Banned for exceeding the word count limit for an asshat's post. 
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:07 PM
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luvthedesserts is offline
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Originally Posted by photograph
Banned for exceeding the word count limit for an asshat's post. |
Banned for not knowing I am the sage of all asshats. Their guru. They will read my words and grow strong in the ass. They will invade your inbox subtly. And it will be ON.
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Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
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03-02-2013, 03:10 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Banned for not knowing I am the sage of all asshats. Their guru. They will read my words and grow strong in the ass. They will invade your inbox subtly. And it will be ON.
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Banned for not knowing it's already ON.  
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:14 PM
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
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Originally Posted by photograph
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Banned because I'm already done. 46.8 seconds and I'm OUT. 
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
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03-02-2013, 03:18 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Banned because I'm already done. 46.8 seconds and I'm OUT. |
Banned for taking so long.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:21 PM
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
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Originally Posted by photograph
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Banned for rolling out the sarcasm slowly. Unfurl it in all its glory. I like it all quilly and pokey.
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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03-02-2013, 03:23 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Banned for rolling out the sarcasm slowly. Unfurl it in all its glory. I like it all quilly and pokey.
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Banned for not playing fairly!
__________________
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:25 PM
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Shifting Sand
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Originally Posted by photograph
Banned for not playing fairly!
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Banned for not knowing Smurfs can't. They are or they're not.
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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03-02-2013, 03:26 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Banned for not knowing Smurfs can't. They are or they're not.
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Banned for smurfing it up.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:27 PM
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
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Originally Posted by photograph
Banned for smurfing it up.
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Is banned such a bad idea?
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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03-02-2013, 03:29 PM
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Meow!
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Is banned such a bad idea?
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Banned because all your ideas are bad, but we love you anyway!
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I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself
There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/
You're an Expert Kisser 
You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.
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03-02-2013, 03:34 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BluKitten
Banned because all your ideas are bad, but we love you anyway!
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Banned for speaking the truth!!
__________________
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:35 PM
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Meow!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photograph
Banned for speaking the truth!!
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Banned for showing us how gorgeous you are in the first place!
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I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself
There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.
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03-02-2013, 03:37 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Originally Posted by BluKitten
Banned for showing us how gorgeous you are in the first place!
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Banned for flattery!! 
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:39 PM
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Shifting Sand
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Originally Posted by BluKitten
Banned for showing us how gorgeous you are in the first place!
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Banned because they're naughty not bad. And banned again for false placed envy. Beauty is far deeper than the eyes and you have it as well. Oh yea, it's Cheesy Smurf.
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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03-02-2013, 03:40 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Banned because they're naughty not bad. And banned again for false placed envy. Beauty is far deeper than the eyes and you have it as well. Oh yea, it's Cheesy Smurf.
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Banned for flattery!
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:41 PM
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Shifting Sand
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Originally Posted by photograph
Banned for flattery!
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Banned for not recognizing sincerity. Take your asshat glasses off.
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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03-02-2013, 03:43 PM
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Meow!
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Banned because they're naughty not bad. And banned again for false placed envy. Beauty is far deeper than the eyes and you have it as well. Oh yea, it's Cheesy Smurf.
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Originally Posted by photograph
Banned for flattery!
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Ban you both for trying to butter me up! What is it that you both want?
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I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself
There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.
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03-02-2013, 03:43 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Banned for not recognizing sincerity. Take your asshat glasses off. |
Banned for being sincere and draining my snark.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:43 PM
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Meow!
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
Banned for not recognizing sincerity. Take your asshat glasses off. |
Ban your smurfy mouth! Those glasses are ultra cute!
__________________
I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself
There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.
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03-02-2013, 03:43 PM
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Beautiful Mess
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Originally Posted by BluKitten
Ban you both for trying to butter me up! What is it that you both want?
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Banned because I'm not answering that question.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Tolstoy
Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
You know every part of me
I let you in, I let you see
All the dark and every color of my room
Let me do that for you
And tell me all about your past
Why you painted those walls black
Baby it's all right, you're safe in here with me
Open up so I can see
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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03-02-2013, 03:47 PM
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Meow!
BluKitten is offline
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Originally Posted by photograph
Banned because I'm not answering that question.
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Banned for being such a smart cookie!
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I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself
There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.
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03-02-2013, 03:48 PM
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luvthedesserts is offline
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Originally Posted by photograph
Banned because I'm not answering that question.
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Banned or not recognizing a rhetorical question again.
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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03-02-2013, 03:49 PM
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
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Originally Posted by BluKitten
Banned for being such a smart cookie!
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banned for making me think of cookies
__________________
Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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03-02-2013, 03:50 PM
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Words are wind...
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Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
banned for making me think of cookies
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banned because of his smurfberry addiction
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