Old 03-02-2013, 03:03 PM   #33626
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:07 PM   #33627
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:10 PM   #33628
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Banned for not knowing I am the sage of all asshats. Their guru. They will read my words and grow strong in the ass. They will invade your inbox subtly. And it will be ON.
Banned for not knowing it's already ON.
 

Old 03-02-2013, 03:14 PM   #33629
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Banned because I'm already done. 46.8 seconds and I'm OUT.
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:18 PM   #33630
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:21 PM   #33631
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Banned for rolling out the sarcasm slowly. Unfurl it in all its glory. I like it all quilly and pokey.
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:23 PM   #33632
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Banned for rolling out the sarcasm slowly. Unfurl it in all its glory. I like it all quilly and pokey.
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:25 PM   #33633
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Banned for not knowing Smurfs can't. They are or they're not.
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:26 PM   #33634
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Banned for not knowing Smurfs can't. They are or they're not.
Banned for smurfing it up.
 

Old 03-02-2013, 03:27 PM   #33635
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:29 PM   #33636
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Banned because all your ideas are bad, but we love you anyway!
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:34 PM   #33637
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Banned for speaking the truth!!
 

Old 03-02-2013, 03:35 PM   #33638
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Banned for showing us how gorgeous you are in the first place!
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:37 PM   #33639
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:39 PM   #33640
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Banned because they're naughty not bad. And banned again for false placed envy. Beauty is far deeper than the eyes and you have it as well. Oh yea, it's Cheesy Smurf.
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:41 PM   #33642
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Banned for not recognizing sincerity. Take your asshat glasses off.
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:43 PM   #33643
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Banned for flattery!
Ban you both for trying to butter me up! What is it that you both want?
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Ban your smurfy mouth! Those glasses are ultra cute!
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:47 PM   #33647
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:48 PM   #33648
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Banned because I'm not answering that question.
Banned or not recognizing a rhetorical question again.
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:49 PM   #33649
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banned for making me think of cookies
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:50 PM   #33650
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