Old 02-27-2013, 10:03 PM   #41901
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@SW, where did you get that positive vibes broadcast antenna of yours? I see that I ought to be getting one and giving it a preset for my approximate west by northwest.
I just google image-searched for antennae and picked out a few I liked. I try to sort of alternate them so none of them get overheated and melt on the pages.
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Old 02-27-2013, 10:21 PM   #41902
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I just google image-searched for antennae and picked out a few I liked. I try to sort of alternate them so none of them get overheated and melt on the pages.
Perhaps this helps explain why Antennas-R-Us went out of business last year.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:15 PM   #41903
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Here's to good news and more to come.

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And Bunny,

Thanks.

You reminded me it could be worse and I needed that.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:25 PM   #41904
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SW, all good thoughts, and Hope 4.0. Deep breaths.

I'm glad we live in an age when this is possible.

And I predict you win big Thursday night.
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I have 29 blogs to write by tomorrow and an additional 10 to write by Sunday. I also have 13 Wordpress sites to un-hack.

*Checks stash*

Coffee? Check.

Peppermint gum? Check.

Terrible music on Spotify? Check.

Challenge accepted.
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I'm going to be celibate until I die alone and my cat eats me.

Which is less bleak than thought of ever feeling like this again.
Don't do it. One less kinky woman and one more smug cat.
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I have 29 blogs to write by tomorrow and an additional 10 to write by Sunday. I also have 13 Wordpress sites to un-hack.

*Checks stash*

Coffee? Check.

Peppermint gum? Check.

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Challenge accepted.
The coffee, the gum, and the bad music have all served me well. I've written 29 blogs today. I can take my time on the additional 10 now and spend some time unhacking sites.



Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.
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Old 02-28-2013, 06:48 AM   #41907
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I am awake way too early. It would be rude of me to start sewing at this hour, so I guess I can work on my blog, or search for tartan though that's better done when it's light out. *sigh*
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Old 02-28-2013, 07:23 AM   #41908
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Well, we finally seem to have things set up. We drive down to Omaha Sunday (7-8 hours of driving) and stay overnight in a motel. I have a cardiology consult Monday morning to make sure my heart is healthy enough for surgery, then an anesthesiology consult later Monday to discuss meds, reactions, etc., to make sure I'm not deathly allergic to the anesthetics they'll want to use. Tuesday afternoon, I see the neurosurgeon and discuss what it is in my head that they haven't yet figured out what it is, and what he'd like to do about/with it (biopsy and/or surgery to remove it). The biopsy and/or surgery are then scheduled for Thursday morning some time. I'm not sure how long the neurosurgeon will want me to be in the hospital beforehand, for meds and food control, but I'll probably have to stay there for 1-3 days for observation afterward, then come home.

All positive thoughts and wishes, prayers or offerings to who/whatever would be greatly appreciated, y'all. Thanks.

ETA: Oh. I'm determined I'm going to the local casino to play a poker tournament tomorrow (Thursday) evening, since I'm not sure how long it may be before I'm allowed to drive, etc., afterward, so some positive vibes from 7-10 PM (Central {US} Time) could be helpful, too!
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My cat was reading this over my shoulder and said I should tell you that cats will be smug no matter what humans do.

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Old 02-28-2013, 10:50 AM   #41909
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Thanks, y'all. The members of this board continue to astound me with the depth of caring that they exhibit to and for people they probably will never meet in the flesh or even talk to on a telephone.

This board IS a community, even though it's spread out across the world and most of its timezones.
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Positive vibes on their way.



My cat was reading this over my shoulder and said I should tell you that cats will be smug no matter what humans do.

Then she looked really smug.
Well there's smug, and there's smug, fat and curled up dozing in your bleached rib cage.

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Thanks, y'all. The members of this board continue to astound me with the depth of caring that they exhibit to and for people they probably will never meet in the flesh or even talk to on a telephone.

This board IS a community, even though it's spread out across the world and most of its timezones.
I bet you say that to all the erotic-literature-based BDSM message boards.
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Old 02-28-2013, 01:22 PM   #41911
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True.
I've managed to escape the latter kind so far.
 

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My old truck of many years was in a minor car accident that nonetheless led to the insurance company deciding it was not worth fixing (and objectively, it wasn't). With a heavy heart, I gave it up and have replaced it.

I miss my truck.

I fucking LOVE this little car. '98 stick-shift Jetta. Never had a manual car before, so it took me a few days to get the hang of it...but fuck I love this thing!
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Damn.

My second cousin (third cousin? not sure) hung himself today.

His 15-year-old daughter died in a car wreck around Christmas. He had other problems, too. I guess today was just the end of the line for him.

We weren't close. I think I only ever saw him maybe two or three times in my life. It's just...I dunno. The demons that run through that side of the family are so obviously genetic, and it just makes me sad that none of us can ever really escape them.

*Shakes head sadly*
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Depends on how much/loudly the buddy snores.
I slept through a hurricane so I think I'm okay there.

No, really I did. That weird one that came inland all the way up to Chicago I think it was.
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Damn.

My second cousin (third cousin? not sure) hung himself today.

His 15-year-old daughter died in a car wreck around Christmas. He had other problems, too. I guess today was just the end of the line for him.

We weren't close. I think I only ever saw him maybe two or three times in my life. It's just...I dunno. The demons that run through that side of the family are so obviously genetic, and it just makes me sad that none of us can ever really escape them.

*Shakes head sadly*
Well, that is thoroughly dismal on every level.

I'm sorry, BB. I can't imagine his pain.

I don't believe that we can NEVER escape the sway of genes, though. And if we are unaware of genetic predisposition, we certainly make it more likely that its impact becomes destiny.

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Hugs in great number and extended duration fir teh Bunneh.

Now, I suppose that one could do things that are worse for the body than to eat fried chicken for lunch but all the ones that come to mind involve immediate pain.
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Well, that is thoroughly dismal on every level.

I'm sorry, BB. I can't imagine his pain.

I don't believe that we can NEVER escape the sway of genes, though. And if we are unaware of genetic predisposition, we certainly make it more likely that its impact becomes destiny.

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Hugs in great number and extended duration fir teh Bunneh.
Thank you both. Like I said, I didn't know him well or anything. I just thought it was extremely sad.

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Now, I suppose that one could do things that are worse for the body than to eat fried chicken for lunch but all the ones that come to mind involve immediate pain.
Fried chicken is the ambrosia of the gods. You will suffer no ill effects from it whatsoever.
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You haven't eaten at Popeye's lately, have you?
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Lord, no. The drive-thru at Popeye's always takes at least 45 minutes to get through, even if you're the only one there. Eff that.
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Lord, no. The drive-thru at Popeye's always takes at least 45 minutes to get through, even if you're the only one there. Eff that.
In Yank's best announcer voice: "Popeye's - redefining 'fast food!'"
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