He Showed Me His, I Showed Him Mine, And When He Looked Sufficiently Impressed With Mine's Length And Girth, He Put His Back In His Pocket; My Knife Was Bigger.
How did he get his back in his pocket? Was he a contortionist?
I said kinda the same remark to a lieutenant once. I saluted and he stopped me wanting to know why my hat wasnt on my head, and i said, CUZ I CANT FIT MY HEAD IN MY BACK POCKET.
I said kinda the same remark to a lieutenant once. I saluted and he stopped me wanting to know why my hat wasnt on my head, and i said, CUZ I CANT FIT MY HEAD IN MY BACK POCKET.
I don't know why you couldn't. You certainly are able to get your head into your ass quite often.
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