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02-25-2013, 09:20 PM
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WASP MASTER OF AMERICA.
JAMESBJOHNSON is offline
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What Do You Say After You Say Hello?
Eric Berne wrote the book about how people play head games, and identified all the games and how theyre played.
So I got to thinking about what do you say after you say OMG or FUCK THAT PUSSY? I remember a Canadian woman I slept with, for everything I suggested she replied WILL IT HURT?
Anyway I tried something different tonite; rather than fill time with OMG the female character thinks, imagines, and recollects, like..."CUM IS THE BEST LUBE FOR FUCKING A WOMANS ASS. GEORGE LIKES TO CUM IN MY MOUTH FIRST IF HE'S WANTING TO FUCK MY ASS, THEN STICK HIS FINGER OR COCK IN MY MOUTH TO COAT IT WITH CUM FOR MY BOTTOM. Or I REMEMBER HOW I SHAMELESSLY SHOWED MY PUSSY TO GEORGE AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, AND WHEN MY HUSBAND CAUGHT GEORGE FUCKING ME, LATER, I LOOKED AT HIM, STUCK MY FINGERS IN MY GASH, AND LICKED THE CUM OFF AS HE WATCHED.
So now I write it up and see if my female readers salute it.
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02-25-2013, 09:28 PM
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No Gentleman
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Is it possible... no, no of course not, but--
jimmy, are you a VIRGIN?
You write like a virgin.
OMG!
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02-25-2013, 09:36 PM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Gash is just one of those words that make me go "ugh" Snatch is another one.
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02-25-2013, 09:40 PM
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No Gentleman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
Gash is just one of those words that make me go "ugh" Snatch is another one.
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yeah, "Gash?" That's a wound, possibly life-threatening. Ugly implications. I like my pussies whole and unbloodied.
I like "snatch," though-- it's an active verb. Ifyaknowwhattamean. Makes you think.
My current really gross word that I like a lot is "meat curtains." |
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02-26-2013, 04:24 AM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
yeah, "Gash?" That's a wound, possibly life-threatening. Ugly implications. I like my pussies whole and unbloodied.
I like "snatch," though-- it's an active verb. Ifyaknowwhattamean. Makes you think.
My current really gross word that I like a lot is "meat curtains."
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Meat curtains is a term that conjures up unpleasant images. |
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02-26-2013, 04:37 AM
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WASP MASTER OF AMERICA.
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STELLA? A virgin what?
But if I understand your question correctly the answer is, NO.
The reviews I get assert that my LIT writing is juvenile OR real. Its real because every plot is from experience. GASH, TAIL, CUNT are terms used by the company I keep.
In fact, I just discovered a new twist in the hooker game. Its real safe sex. The women make their liaisons on-line and rendesvous at an office thats staffed, and where they have rooms to use. No money is exchanged, security is on the premises, no weapons are allowed in.
Anyway, I'm getting more and more IR followers. They say theyre married white women who do black guys or theyre white men who say their wives do black guys. The rest throw tomatoes 
Last edited by JAMESBJOHNSON : 02-26-2013 at 04:42 AM.
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02-26-2013, 04:48 AM
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WASP MASTER OF AMERICA.
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I recently discovered something else, plenty of the porn vids are staged and use props rather than real body fluids. Them cucks love their black cum cuz its donut honey glaze. Sweet!
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02-26-2013, 05:06 AM
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WASP MASTER OF AMERICA.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
Meat curtains is a term that conjures up unpleasant images.
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Lenny and Squiggy would say MEAT CURTAINS. |
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02-26-2013, 05:44 AM
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Disarmed...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
yeah, "Gash?" That's a wound, possibly life-threatening. Ugly implications. I like my pussies whole and unbloodied.
I like "snatch," though-- it's an active verb. Ifyaknowwhattamean. Makes you think.
My current really gross word that I like a lot is "meat curtains."
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Fuck, Stella, I have coffee all down my front now!
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02-26-2013, 12:07 PM
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No Gentleman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
Meat curtains is a term that conjures up unpleasant images.
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Visceral, and certainly not conforming to current standards of beauty, but-- not unpleasant...
I'm glad you've discovered your niche, jimmy. Funny after all the capslocking fuss you've made all these years, you found blackcock cuck. Eudora Welty would be proud. |
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02-26-2013, 12:21 PM
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WASP MASTER OF AMERICA.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
Visceral, and certainly not conforming to current standards of beauty, but-- not unpleasant...
I'm glad you've discovered your niche, jimmy. Funny after all the capslocking fuss you've made all these years, you found blackcock cuck. Eudora Welty would be proud.
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STELLA youre leaking hostility, tsk tsk. flag down, 5 yards, unncecessary roughness |
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