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Old 02-25-2013, 12:39 PM   #5476
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To warn all new authors-and some current ones- that there is no such thing as A.I.R. Contests and that Scouries is the biggest fraud and cheat on Literotica.

I have decided that since Literotica has been very good to me, in giving me a place to post my work and improve my writing that it is time for me to give something back.

I aim to do that in the form of this public service message to warn new authors and everyone else in the forums that Jim Scouries is a cheat and a fraud.

In my time here I have noticed that several long standing members like Tx Rad, Dark, and even my "good friend" SRPilot spend some of their time posting on Scouries fake contest thread to warn newbies of this pariah to lit.

However, I realized there is a problem there. Although they mean well, whenever they do that, they are bumping his thread and giving him what he wants

Therefore I have created this thread and implore the above mentioned members as well as anyone else to post on this thread and keep it where it belongs; at the top of the AH hangout.

Scouries only exists here as it is a free speech site. So with the owners standing aside, it is up to the experienced authors to police the forum. So I am practicing my right to free speech with this thread and trying to do a good deed for the newbies that come here.

So welcome to my thread! Post early, post often! Post about what you did last night, post about anything, but just keep posting and bumping!

All here have the right to know that there is only one type of contest here and that is the Literotica sanctioned contests. The one's that have links to them and people can actually enter!

If there is no link to it on the home page then it is not real. So Jimmy boy, where is your link? Post it and I will have this thread deleted.

Oh, and BTW Jim? Feel free to post here as often as you would like!
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:41 PM   #5477
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:49 AM   #5478
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:09 AM   #5479
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:31 PM   #5480
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:46 AM   #5481
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:51 AM   #5482
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Old 02-27-2013, 12:33 PM   #5483
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:17 PM   #5484
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I love when scouries bumps the thread that makes sure everyone knows his contests, awards and lists are fake.

He's such an idiot.
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:37 PM   #5485
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:15 AM   #5486
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Old 02-28-2013, 11:57 AM   #5487
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A bump to put this thread above the fake contest thread.
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Old 02-28-2013, 02:14 PM   #5488
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Old 02-28-2013, 07:32 PM   #5489
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So welcome to my thread! Post early, post often! Post about what you did last night, post about anything, but just keep posting and bumping!
Posting and bumping? I'd rather be bumping and grinding.
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Poor scouries, he has to keep trying to convince everyone that his fake contest are not fake. It ain't working too well.
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A got some new ink last night bump! Still not finished. The little goofy dragon (that I got when I was around 19) will be going and there will be a background landscape over the head and around the horns, but that's next months adventure.

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Old 03-02-2013, 11:55 AM   #5496
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A got some new ink last night bump! Still not finished. The little goofy dragon (that I got when I was around 19) will be going and there will be a background landscape over the head and around the horns, but that's next months adventure.

And look, we even get to see all your new tattoos. Can't get any more me, me, me than that on the forum.
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And look, we even get to see all your new tattoos. Can't get any more me, me, me than that on the forum.
Well it is "my thread"

And showing off my new art work is a far cry from "I'm the bestest most successful author who has ever posted here"

Or posting demeaning "its good enough for lit" remarks to newbie authors.

Again Pilot, no bigger sign of your lies than how petty you are to the "irrelevant" authors here.

But I'll admit you're learning. I was waiting for you to tell me you're a trained tattoo artist who learned from the masters in China and taught Kat Von D and Paul Booth and all the other premiere artists.

End of the day you're just pissed that I have the money to throw away on things like this. Ruins your perception of me being "poor"
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And look, we even get to see all your new tattoos. Can't get any more me, me, me than that on the forum.


Any minute now, Pilot will be posting how back in 1948, while working as the super secret position of Under Secretary of Effeminate Relations at the US Embassy in Iamatwinkistan, he got just the cutest rose tattoo on his fat ass and it was WAY bigger than your tat.

If he doesn't it will just be because he got all pissy cuz I beat him to it.
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Any minute now, Pilot will be posting how back in 1948, while working as the super secret position of Under Secretary of Effeminate Relations at the US Embassy in Iamatwinkistan, he got just the cutest rose tattoo on his fat ass and it was WAY bigger than your tat.

If he doesn't it will just be because he got all pissy cuz I beat him to it.
If it was on his ass it would certainly be bigger than the one I just got.

Guys been a desk jockey working in whatever job daddy got for him for the last 50+ years, his ass is probably so fat he like a goddamn weeble.
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