Old 02-25-2013, 06:07 PM   #77976
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Or good company. Ooh, whatcha reading?
Either Homer (if Naoko's is a good translation) or something by Terry Pratchett.

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Oh no, HP's post has fallen into the black hole of slow posting. I was hoping for a goodnight kiss but I shall have to tootle off without it. I can see he's posted but I can't read it.

(Yawn - it's been a long day!)

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Old 02-25-2013, 06:14 PM   #77978
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Oh no, HP's post has fallen into the black hole of slow posting. I was hoping for a goodnight kiss but I shall have to tootle off without it. I can see he's posted but I can't read it.

(Yawn - it's been a long day!)

goodnight my dears.
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Ah, a good morning rose. I love the smell of roses in the morning - lots better than napalm.

morning to you, HP, when you eventually get up and get this.

Yup, I'm gonna need that whole bottle of Highland Park when I get in at the end of the day! LOL.
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Ah, a good morning rose. I love the smell of roses in the morning - lots better than napalm.

morning to you, HP, when you eventually get up and get this.

Yup, I'm gonna need that whole bottle of Highland Park when I get in at the end of the day! LOL.
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The bottle awaits, and it's an export 1l size.
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The bottle awaits, and it's an export 1l size.
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Thanks, HP . I'm gonna need it!

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You might care to introduce your students to the joys of pineapple farming, or banana growing (no big spiders !).
I'm told it works quite well at times, although the EU is a tad quiet on the subject at present.
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You might care to introduce your students to the joys of pineapple farming, or banana growing (no big spiders !).
I'm told it works quite well at times, although the EU is a tad quiet on the subject at present.
Handley, you must not take the mystery spammer's tablets on the QT. At least say Please.

I had a friend at college - an Old Etonian. (I mention that because this story demonstrates his total lack of worldly knowledge.) He was round at our college at breakfast one morning, and saw me taking some pills. "Oh, tablets!" he exclaimed in delight. "I love tablets! Can I have some?"

"Sure, help yourself," I replied hospitably.

He scoffed a couple and then said: "What are they for?"

"PMT," I replied.

He went ashen and bolted to his doctor in terror, convinced he was going to undergo immediate sex change, while I rolled all over the floor laughing (they were only some oil of evening primrose and a vitamin e).

Fancy being so dim as to take someone-else's tablets, and knowing so little about women. And there are five of them on our cabinet at the moment.

Cup of tea? You can hold the scotch (sigh of relief). My meeting with torrid manager went quite well. There was only one sticky moment when he earnestly assured me nobody had lost their job with the institution for years, then his eyes went glazed as he remembered: apart from me, when he tried to bump me out last year. But to be fair to him, he immediately said, You came closest and spoke kindly of my exceptionally high student feedback.

for you HP! Perhaps we can get dancing pineapple emoticons too?
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I agree. It was cruel, but bloody good. What a prat!

Two of my mates in the RAF training camp where we were entertained, could, if pushed, form a damn good double act.
So A approaches B and say [in a slow-witted kind of voice]
"What you got this medicine for then?"
B looks at him and say: "I got it from the Doctor. I'm not feeling very well."
A looks sad and says: " I'm not feeling very well either."
Picks the bottle up and reads the label: "Shake the bottle."
Which he proceeds to do; very efficiently.
He carefully put it down and said: "Good medicine, that. I feel better now."
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I think we should campaign to Manu for some more emoticons. Pineapples, dancing or not, would be great.
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It had to be done. You should have seen his eager over-privileged little face! It was even better than the time I heard one of the choral scholars had been unable to appear in the television production of the college Christmas service because he'd got into a fight on the way back from a party and had two black eyes - and then found out it was my party he was on his way home from.

ROFLOL! It was one of my infamous mah-jong and cocktail parties. The yellow daisy, I think that's what we were drinking. OMG, no, I don't want one now! Just a gentle cup of tea will do after the long hard day's fighting off the machinations of management.

I think we definitely should lobby for a pineapple emoticon, and a yellow daisy .

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It had to be done. You should have seen his eager over-privileged little face! It was even better than the time I heard one of the choral scholars had been unable to appear in the television production of the college Christmas service because he'd got into a fight on the way back from a party and had two black eyes - and then found out it was my party he was on his way home from.

ROFLOL! It was one of my infamous mah-jong and cocktail parties. The yellow daisy, I think that's what we were drinking. OMG, no, I don't want one now! Just a gentle cup of tea will do after the long hard day's fighting off the machinations of management.

I think we definitely should lobby for a pineapple emoticon, and a yellow daisy .

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I thought she was the Black Cat.
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I thought she was the Black Cat.
This avatar, Kitty Softpaws, is a black cat. I was the Black Widow in the Avengers' thread, ROFL. Thank goodness for that! You obviously averted your eyes from any action for the very brief period you were in there.

At least pretend you did! ROFLOL.

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Oh HP, I think I saw a silver Mercedes Benz E-Class today, pulling out of the Millenium Stadium! Very smooth.



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If it wasn't for the price of fuel, I'd have one now!
They do eat the petroleum! But I understand that there is rather an interesting cottage industry replacing their powerplants with diesel. That ought to be really popular in the UK.
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I'm sleepy today! Foolishly when I woke up in the night, I popped in here and before I knew it I was making breakfast in a spam thread. Any coffee about?



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Oh thank you so much.

Now then, gather round. I've come in here to ask this as there won't be feminists rolling about laughing at me in here, hopefully. In here I'm hoping you'll pitch in in a sisterly way and tell me what to do.

If it helps you can picture me standing by a Jaguar E type with my skirt hitched up. I know I'm only wearing boots and a sword but you're writers - use your imagination. (Make it a smart skirt not some rara number, please! The MILF has standards, you know.)

I've asked my fella five times to put some water in the windscreen washer bit of the car and I'm bored of driving around peering through the murky windscreen at vague moving shapes outside while ferrying a precious Piglet to cub scouts and the like. I looked in the manual and it says put special VW washer-splasher in the water. Now I have two questions:

Do I have to put some special water in the washer water container? Or can I put boiled water out of the kettle or something in there?

Does it have to be VW washer-splasher bubbly stuff or will the Piglet's Hello Kitty bubble bath do? I mean, standard wishy-washy stuff I could prob. buy from the garage near ASDA, so I don't have to go to the other side of town (down near the Bluebirds' stadium - don't ask) to the VW garage and get drooled over by a lot of mechanics, as well as ripped off for being a GIRL.

I may have to come back to ask how to get the bonnet open (stop LAUGHING!) but that should be in the manual, right?



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Now then, gather round. I've come in here to ask this as there won't be feminists rolling about laughing at me in here, hopefully. In here I'm hoping you'll pitch in in a sisterly way and tell me what to do.

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I've asked my fella five times to put some water in the windscreen washer bit of the car and I'm bored of driving around peering through the murky windscreen at vague moving shapes outside while ferrying a precious Piglet to cub scouts and the like. I looked in the manual and it says put special VW washer-splasher in the water. Now I have two questions:

Do I have to put some special water in the washer water container? Or can I put boiled water out of the kettle or something in there?

Does it have to be VW washer-splasher bubbly stuff or will the Piglet's Hello Kitty bubble bath do? I mean, standard wishy-washy stuff I could prob. buy from the garage near ASDA, so I don't have to go to the other side of town (down near the Bluebirds' stadium - don't ask) to the VW garage and get drooled over by a lot of mechanics, as well as ripped off for being a GIRL.

I may have to come back to ask how to get the bonnet open (stop LAUGHING!) but that should be in the manual, right?



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For your question, I'd recommend avoiding Piglet's Hello Kitty bubble bath, but I'm pretty sure you were planning on doing that anyway. When you manage to get the bonnet open (there might be a switch inside the car), I can't imagine that you shouldn't be able to use the standard stuff. If it creates a problem... well, maybe someone should have listened to you before you got to the fifth request.

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