Old 02-20-2013, 05:11 PM   #78801
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:16 PM   #78802
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youre so sexxy, and that voice OH MAN THAT VOICE is so sexxy....i might even let you yell at me if you wanted to.
 

Old 02-20-2013, 05:19 PM   #78803
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Sadly- I'm done with yelling
 

Old 02-20-2013, 05:25 PM   #78804
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Sadly- I'm done with yelling
Even better!!



How bout screaming?
 

Old 02-20-2013, 05:28 PM   #78805
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That'd be telling
 

Old 02-20-2013, 05:40 PM   #78806
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That'd be telling


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Old 02-20-2013, 05:43 PM   #78807
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Numpty posts or should it me numpty posters posting nothing!
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:49 PM   #78808
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:52 PM   #78809
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Imagine going to Jerry Springer to see which guy is the babydaddy..

and it's neither one of them..

lol.. damn.. (she probably posts here)
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:06 PM   #78810
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:21 PM   #78811
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Numpty posts or should it me numpty posters posting nothing!
We haven't come across any numpty heads in awhile! Where is it?
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:21 PM   #78812
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:29 PM   #78813
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"You need to have a long talk with yourself because I have been ready to rock your world for an awful long time"

That was the last text message I got from him ....

 

Old 02-20-2013, 06:48 PM   #78814
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That was the last text message I got from him ....

You lucky, lucky girl!
 

Old 02-20-2013, 07:00 PM   #78815
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You lucky, lucky girl!
haha

I guess I should at least go on a first date with him huh?

 

Old 02-20-2013, 07:02 PM   #78816
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This... Just seen it on the GIF thread. I want it.

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Old 02-20-2013, 07:04 PM   #78817
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Folks

I think i need to go a bit lighter than getting into serious stuff. I want you guys to tell what is going through your mind right now. It can be anything and everything! So get going.....
Am thinking if I had a boyfriend me and him would have sex early in the morning before we start our day
 

Old 02-20-2013, 07:09 PM   #78818
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:18 PM   #78819
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am thinking

Am tired, hot and horny had GED class today and my shoulders hurt from carrying that bookbag
 

Old 02-20-2013, 07:30 PM   #78820
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hey justine.. welcome
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:26 PM   #78821
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at times, the only thing you can do is laugh (to yourself) at others.
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:43 PM   #78822
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I am heading to San Antonio for my birthday in a couple of weeks. I am already hankering for a La Fogata margarita.
 

Old 02-20-2013, 09:23 PM   #78823
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I am heading to San Antonio for my birthday in a couple of weeks. I am already hankering for a La Fogata margarita.
Ooooo! I use to love going to Good Time Charlies! Great sloppy burgers!
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Old 02-20-2013, 09:42 PM   #78824
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i love how these people on catfish who are doing the actual 'catfishing' say, "i'm sorry" so
nonchalantly as if that's going to right their wrongs.

catfisher : hai....i know i posed as a guy to you in our online relationship for three years but yeah....i'm really a girl with 87 facebook profiles. and i know you took off work and bought an airline ticket to fly hundreds of miles to come and meet me in person but i just wanted to say sorry. can we be friends?
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Old 02-21-2013, 02:34 AM   #78825
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A couple of days late and only the Brits will get this but it just feels right...
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