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02-17-2013, 12:42 AM
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#576
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Cockscomb condom? Why, no; I'm not wearing any condom.
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02-17-2013, 02:12 AM
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#577
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I don't like your face.
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02-17-2013, 02:14 AM
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#578
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Take out the trash
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02-17-2013, 02:14 AM
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#579
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I want to see other people
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02-17-2013, 02:15 AM
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#580
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I have aids
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02-17-2013, 02:15 AM
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#581
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I hate football
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02-17-2013, 04:35 AM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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You're almost as good as Don Knotts.
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02-17-2013, 08:31 AM
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#583
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I've been dreaming of this moment from the moment I started secretly following you everywhere.
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02-17-2013, 08:32 AM
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#584
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I got my nife and fork lets feast.
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02-17-2013, 10:18 AM
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#585
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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The G-spot is a myth
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02-17-2013, 10:19 AM
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#586
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"Sex is disgusting." I'm Rick Santorum.
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02-17-2013, 10:20 AM
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#587
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I'm sorry
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02-17-2013, 10:20 AM
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#588
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Your breasts are so flat
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02-17-2013, 10:20 AM
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#589
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I f you loved me you would let me do it to you
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02-17-2013, 10:21 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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What's your name again I forgot it?
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02-17-2013, 01:37 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Hey, what did we say cover your face. It makes me sick.
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02-18-2013, 03:02 PM
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#592
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I know where you were this morning, I know what you did Sarah! Consider this fuck my goodbye. Where over I filled for divorce an hour ago.
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02-18-2013, 05:45 PM
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Honourable Slut
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Hey, I know, let's do it to my favourite album: Carpenters Gold!
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits  .)
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Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-18-2013, 06:02 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Work ringing to say "where are you?"
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The boobies formerly known as BluefoxLady
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02-19-2013, 07:06 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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Don't worry. It's only my cat. He likes to play with things that dangle.
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-19-2013, 08:16 AM
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Honourable Slut
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoParks
Don't worry. It's only my cat. He likes to play with things that dangle.
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(OMG! Do you know what effect that has combined with your profile pic! Lucky I wasn't drinking coffee.  )
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
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Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-19-2013, 11:25 AM
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Really Experienced
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i dont want to hear
Another woman's name, the word slut or bitch or any degrading g name
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Daddy's girl always belongs to her daddy
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02-19-2013, 03:14 PM
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Honourable Slut
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Can we get back to this later? The football's on in ten minutes and I don't want to miss the pre-game chat.
And could you get me a beer?
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
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Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-19-2013, 03:18 PM
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#599
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Everybody Party!
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You don't mind if I multi-task, do you? I just have to finish my nails.
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02-19-2013, 04:08 PM
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#600
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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No....
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