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Old 02-17-2013, 12:42 AM   #576
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:12 AM   #577
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:14 AM   #578
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:14 AM   #579
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:15 AM   #580
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:15 AM   #581
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Old 02-17-2013, 04:35 AM   #582
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Old 02-17-2013, 08:31 AM   #583
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Old 02-17-2013, 08:32 AM   #584
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:18 AM   #585
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:19 AM   #586
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:20 AM   #587
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:20 AM   #588
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:20 AM   #589
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:21 AM   #590
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:37 PM   #591
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:02 PM   #592
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Old 02-18-2013, 05:45 PM   #593
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Old 02-18-2013, 06:02 PM   #594
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:06 AM   #595
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:16 AM   #596
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Don't worry. It's only my cat. He likes to play with things that dangle.
(OMG! Do you know what effect that has combined with your profile pic! Lucky I wasn't drinking coffee. )
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Old 02-19-2013, 03:14 PM   #598
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Old 02-19-2013, 03:18 PM   #599
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