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02-16-2013, 12:43 AM
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#12276
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
and it doesn't go far enough.
I put in a steal at third base...
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and you get aluminium at Home Base
[it's a DIY store chain]
I put in a length of all-thread. |
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02-16-2013, 04:01 AM
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#12277
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
and you get aluminium at Home Base
[it's a DIY store chain]
I put in a length of all-thread.
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And you get a pair of nuts.
I put in a spark plug from a twenty year old chain saw. |
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02-16-2013, 04:55 AM
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#12278
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
And you get a pair of nuts.
I put in a spark plug from a twenty year old chain saw.
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but the light's gone out; the spark's gone.
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02-16-2013, 06:16 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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but the light's gone out; the spark's gone.
I put in a new fuel injector valve.
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and you get a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. 0-60 mph time: 2.4 secs
I put in a Nina Simone song "Sinner Man"...
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“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-16-2013, 07:20 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and you get a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. 0-60 mph time: 2.4 secs
I put in a Nina Simone song "Sinner Man"...
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and you get a Sitar playing Ravi Shankar
I put in a crumhorn |
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02-16-2013, 07:30 AM
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#12281
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and you get a Sitar playing Ravi Shankar
I put in a crumhorn
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and you get a musical group at a Renaissance Festival . . . .
I put in Renaissance motets . . . .
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-17-2013, 12:45 AM
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#12282
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by NekoParks
and you get a musical group at a Renaissance Festival . . . .
I put in Renaissance motets . . . .
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and you get three plainsongs.
I put in a free organum... |
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02-17-2013, 02:03 AM
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#12283
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and you get three plainsongs.
I put in a free organum...
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but it's in thirds.
I put in Bix's cornet. |
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02-17-2013, 04:31 AM
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#12284
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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but it's in thirds.
I put in Bix's cornet.
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But you get a rusted Dodge Coronet.
I put in a gallon of nitromethane. |
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02-17-2013, 07:04 AM
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#12285
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Terminally Innocent.
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But you get a rusted Dodge Coronet.
I put in a gallon of nitromethane.
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But the model airplane is in for a service.
I put in a 35cc engine |
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02-17-2013, 09:38 AM
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Good little witch.
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But the model airplane is in for a service.
I put in a 35cc engine
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And it plays a 10cc song.
I put in a pint of slightly stale milk.
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02-17-2013, 10:01 AM
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And it plays a 10cc song.
I put in a pint of slightly stale milk.
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And you get buttermilk...
I put in pint of melted ice cream...
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-17-2013, 02:39 PM
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#12288
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Terminally Innocent.
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And you get buttermilk...
I put in pint of melted ice cream...
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but even the Cat turns up its nose at it.
I put in some Brussels sprouts. |
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02-17-2013, 04:45 PM
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but even the Cat turns up its nose at it.
I put in some Brussels sprouts.
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and you get a mouth full of food that tastes like sweaty tennis shoes...
I put in pair of ice blue Snakeskin Manolo Blahnik pumps. . . .
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-17-2013, 05:59 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by NekoParks
and you get a mouth full of food that tastes like sweaty tennis shoes...
I put in pair of ice blue Snakeskin Manolo Blahnik pumps. . . .
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But they are no good whatsoever in draining the bath.
I put in a new oil pump. |
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02-18-2013, 02:32 AM
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But they are no good whatsoever in draining the bath.
I put in a new oil pump.
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but all it pumps is salt water from the Texas prairie...
I put in some leeks and potatoes...
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-18-2013, 04:29 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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but all it pumps is salt water from the Texas prairie...
I put in some leeks and potatoes...
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but the carrots are off, so the soup is cancelled.
I put in a pound of toffee. |
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02-18-2013, 04:31 AM
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#12293
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Quote:
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but the carrots are off, so the soup is cancelled.
I put in a pound of toffee.
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And Mr. Heath calls and wants his candy back.
I put in half a pound of raw peanuts. |
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02-18-2013, 04:36 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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And Mr. Heath calls and wants his candy back.
I put in half a pound of raw peanuts.
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but the fire is out so we cannot roast them.
I put in a microwave oven. |
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02-18-2013, 09:21 AM
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Everybody Party!
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but the fire is out so we cannot roast them.
I put in a microwave oven.
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and you get a roasting pan of well-done microwaves.
I put in some unexploded ordinance... |
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02-18-2013, 11:06 AM
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Good little witch.
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and you get a roasting pan of well-done microwaves.
I put in some unexploded ordinance...
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And the city makes some goofy rule about it.
I toss in a couple of empty butane lighters.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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02-18-2013, 11:30 AM
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Everybody Party!
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And the city makes some goofy rule about it.
I toss in a couple of empty butane lighters.
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and the residual vapours cause an explosion.
I put in a nano-tech robot team to repair the VM (naughty Glynndah!)... |
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02-18-2013, 11:35 AM
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Good little witch.
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and the residual vapours cause an explosion.
I put in a nano-tech robot team to repair the VM (naughty Glynndah!)...
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And Mork pops out.
I toss in a pair of rainbow-striped suspenders.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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02-18-2013, 11:39 AM
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Everybody Party!
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And Mork pops out.
I toss in a pair of rainbow-striped suspenders.
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and you get a Gay-Pride Parade.
I put in some dancing in the streets... |
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02-18-2013, 06:33 PM
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#12300
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Terminally Innocent.
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and you get a Gay-Pride Parade.
I put in some dancing in the streets...
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But Martha has throat trouble.
[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KhbM2mqhCQ ]
I put in a record for the synch. |
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