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02-13-2013, 12:26 PM
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#12251
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Smile..it confuses people
stickygirl is offline
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
and your numbers get all turned around.
I put in a forensic audit...
You flatter me, dear.  But you just might get that osculatio you seek... |
...and you're asked for a DNA sample
I put in crisp white sheets and a warm fire
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02-13-2013, 12:31 PM
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#12252
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Originally Posted by stickygirl
...and you're asked for a DNA sample
I put in crisp white sheets and a warm fire
because you're worth it |
But the cameras has failed.
I put in a gallon of Gasolene and a camping gas cannister. |
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02-13-2013, 12:36 PM
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#12253
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Originally Posted by stickygirl
...and you're asked for a DNA sample
I put in crisp white sheets and a warm fire
because you're worth it |
and you get tucked into between the sheets...or was that get tucked in between the sheets?
I put in the prospect of a warm Spring day...
You're such a sweet girl, Jane...Thank you. |
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02-13-2013, 12:43 PM
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#12254
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Smile..it confuses people
stickygirl is offline
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and you get tucked into between the sheets...or was that get tucked in between the sheets?
I put in the prospect of a warm Spring day...
You're such a sweet girl, Jane...Thank you. |
and you get two eager beavers... or I do ( bless you both - you're so lovely )
I put in a shakespearian soliloquoy |
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02-13-2013, 12:47 PM
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#12255
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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and you get two eager beavers... or I do ( bless you both - you're so lovely )
I put in a shakespearian soliloquoy |
and it gets entered as 2b ~2b, so you end up with an assortment of Faber-Castell drawing pencils.
I put in 100% rag rough-tooth sheets... |
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02-13-2013, 12:49 PM
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#12256
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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and it gets entered as 2b ~2b, so you end up with an assortment of Faber-Castell drawing pencils.
I put in 100% rag rough-tooth sheets...
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but the ink makes a real mess of the page.
I put in an off-set Lytho printing machine. |
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02-13-2013, 12:50 PM
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#12257
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Literotica Guru
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and it gets entered as 2b ~2b, so you end up with an assortment of Faber-Castell drawing pencils.
I put in 100% rag rough-tooth sheets...
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and you get back the latest issue of Cosmopolitain
I put in a 9-inch breadstick and a doughnut.
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02-13-2013, 12:54 PM
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#12258
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Terminally Innocent.
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and you get back the latest issue of Cosmopolitain
I put in a 9-inch breadstick and a doughnut.
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but it gets taken away as evidence in the 'footlong' trial.
I put in a UK "Euro-burger". |
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02-13-2013, 02:19 PM
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#12259
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Everybody Party!
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but it gets taken away as evidence in the 'footlong' trial.
I put in a UK "Euro-burger".
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and it's value gets pegged to the Big Mac.
I put in a Nebraska Burger from that eponymous eatery on L'Avenida Goya in Madrid... |
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02-14-2013, 04:53 AM
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#12260
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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and it's value gets pegged to the Big Mac.
I put in a Nebraska Burger from that eponymous eatery on L'Avenida Goya in Madrid...
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But you get rancid cold McD's fries and it ruins the experience.
I put in Jimmi Hendrix and two tabs of acid. |
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02-14-2013, 05:24 AM
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#12261
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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But you get rancid cold McD's fries and it ruins the experience.
I put in Jimmi Hendrix and two tabs of acid.
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And you get "The Star Spangle Banner" ala Hendrix...
I put in U2's CD Achtung Baby...
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“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-14-2013, 09:44 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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And you get "The Star Spangle Banner" ala Hendrix...
I put in U2's CD Achtung Baby...
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but the fuse blows.
I put in Beethoven's later quartets. |
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02-14-2013, 10:04 AM
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#12263
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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but the fuse blows.
I put in Beethoven's later quartets.
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and you get a fifth of cheap Bourbon.
I put in the fourth volume of a trilogy... |
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02-14-2013, 11:20 AM
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#12264
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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and you get a fifth of cheap Bourbon.
I put in the fourth volume of a trilogy...
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and you get another Die Hard movie starring Bruce Willis or a bunch of Hobbits...
I drop in another "reality" TV with spoiled rich wives. . .
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-14-2013, 12:29 PM
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Experienced
Storiest is offline
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and you get another Die Hard movie starring Bruce Willis or a bunch of Hobbits...
I drop in another "reality" TV with spoiled rich wives. . .
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And you get billions of dollars.
I put in squirrel stew. |
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02-15-2013, 12:51 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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And you get billions of dollars.
I put in squirrel stew.
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and you get a mouthfull of BB shot.
I put in a marmot in a marmite... |
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02-15-2013, 03:51 AM
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#12267
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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and you get a mouthfull of BB shot.
I put in a marmot in a marmite...
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it's not very good for polishing your shoes.
I put in a pair of Purdy's |
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02-15-2013, 04:29 AM
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#12268
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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it's not very good for polishing your shoes.
I put in a pair of Purdy's
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And you get accused of cross-dressing.
I put in a copy of Young Lady Chatterly. |
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02-15-2013, 09:17 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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And you get accused of cross-dressing.
I put in a copy of Young Lady Chatterly.
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and you get back the real thing.
I put in a 3-D printer... |
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02-15-2013, 02:13 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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and you get back the real thing.
I put in a 3-D printer...
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But the resulting spanner is no damned good.
I put in a 6mm hex wrench. |
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02-15-2013, 02:34 PM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
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But the resulting spanner is no damned good.
I put in a 6mm hex wrench.
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And you get a 6' hexed wench.
I put in a heart-shaped box with nothing but icky cream-filled chocolates left.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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02-15-2013, 05:30 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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And you get a 6' hexed wench.
I put in a heart-shaped box with nothing but icky cream-filled chocolates left.
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And the evil queen of numbers sets upon you a curse.
I put in a new glass of scotch |
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02-15-2013, 10:07 PM
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#12273
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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And the evil queen of numbers sets upon you a curse.
I put in a new glass of scotch
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and you get a new Glasgow Scot.
I put in a haggis... |
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02-15-2013, 10:09 PM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
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and you get a new Glasgow Scot.
I put in a haggis...
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And it's tossed right back out!
I add a piece of Scottish shortbread.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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02-15-2013, 10:10 PM
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#12275
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Everybody Party!
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And it's tossed right back out!
I add a piece of Scottish shortbread.
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and it doesn't go far enough.
I put in a steal at third base... |
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