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02-10-2013, 11:45 AM
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#501
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I touch myself at night
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02-10-2013, 04:00 PM
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#502
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Literotica Guru
LaRascasse is offline
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: World of Midnight and Broken Dreams
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"That's just the sound the webcam makes sometimes. The picture quality is still decent, though."
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My stories in case you are interested. Offbeat, unconventional and just a bit dark. Just a bit, I swear
In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, that…
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
-Albert Camus
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02-10-2013, 04:20 PM
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#503
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"I'm Batman."
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02-10-2013, 04:23 PM
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#504
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: In my dreams
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"Will you be Catwoman? I have the whole outfit. You're the same size as my ex so it should fit."
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits  .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-10-2013, 05:15 PM
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#505
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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What was your name again?
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02-11-2013, 03:14 AM
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#506
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Well I guess we should get married
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02-11-2013, 03:15 AM
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Really Experienced
Domesticity is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: In domestic bliss
Posts: 123
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did I mention my chronic, explosive diarrhea?
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This is where you pretend I have an awesomely witty signature.
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02-11-2013, 03:30 AM
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Experienced
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Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Well my body currently lies in rural Oklahoma, but my heart and soul will always lie in the deep woods, surrounded by nature and all of its unbridled beauty.
Posts: 61
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Opps wrong hole..lmao
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02-11-2013, 10:47 AM
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#509
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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You broke it
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02-11-2013, 11:16 AM
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#510
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Where the voices tell me
Posts: 3,029
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MOM! It's my honeymoon. I told you to wait upstairs. I'll do the laundry later.
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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02-12-2013, 02:30 PM
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#511
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Do you live next to a landfill?
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02-12-2013, 06:44 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"Just do it."
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02-12-2013, 06:44 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"Do you forgive me?"
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02-12-2013, 06:45 PM
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#514
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"My heart!"
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02-12-2013, 06:49 PM
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#515
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Terminally Innocent.
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Location: UK
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Did you remember your Viagra tonight ?
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02-12-2013, 07:06 PM
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#516
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"Your on candid camera.'
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02-12-2013, 07:07 PM
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#517
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"I want a divorce."
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02-12-2013, 07:08 PM
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#518
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"I thought you did, but sorry you don't qualify. Get out."
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02-14-2013, 03:23 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I slept with your mother
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02-14-2013, 03:24 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I am your mother
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02-14-2013, 03:24 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I slept with your sister
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02-14-2013, 03:24 AM
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#522
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I am your sister
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02-14-2013, 03:25 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I kissed a girl and I liked it
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02-14-2013, 04:30 PM
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#524
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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No.....
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02-14-2013, 04:31 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Wow.....
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