Old 02-13-2013, 10:54 AM   #260051
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:07 PM   #260052
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I want one.

Gym membership costs keep going up.

http://www.bowflex.ca/bowflex-home-g...to=cagproducts
 

Old 02-13-2013, 12:30 PM   #260053
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:17 PM   #260054
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:22 PM   #260055
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:27 PM   #260056
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That ain't no bad thing.

I have been told on many occasions that my accent was "cute". So bite me.
 

Old 02-13-2013, 01:28 PM   #260057
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Fair warning, it won't be a gentle bite.
 

Old 02-13-2013, 01:30 PM   #260058
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Who asked for gentle?

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Old 02-13-2013, 01:30 PM   #260059
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...or is that best?
 

Old 02-13-2013, 01:37 PM   #260060
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:41 PM   #260061
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:43 PM   #260062
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Carte blanche has gotten me into trouble before.
 

Old 02-13-2013, 01:55 PM   #260063
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I want one.

Gym membership costs keep going up.

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Consider the bid/ask spread. Think about buying a used model.



 

Old 02-13-2013, 01:57 PM   #260064
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:58 PM   #260065
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Consider the bid/ask spread. Think about buying a used model.



Likely. There's a shop just for such a thing not 20 mins from me. It's where I bargained for my treadmill in exchange for a multitude of stupid pieces of equipment I got in the split from ex.
 

Old 02-13-2013, 02:12 PM   #260066
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what a lovely lovely surprise!

two small fossils in the post, totally unexpected. i love 'em!
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:50 PM   #260067
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:55 PM   #260068
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Start another notion thread.

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Old 02-13-2013, 03:16 PM   #260069
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:19 PM   #260070
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:40 PM   #260071
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Chart guys annoy anybody who knows anything about investing. Uncle Warren calls 'em what they are: frauds.


 

Old 02-13-2013, 03:48 PM   #260072
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