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Old 02-13-2013, 02:34 PM   #51
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:36 PM   #52
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...yeah, and look what it got her.

Ferrets.

Pfft.

Chippy, let me know if he decides to make good on all his talk.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:41 PM   #53
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Is it pathetic that I keep refreshing this thread in hopes I-man will ask me for a photo so he can give me some manscapting hints? Well, and rate my junk too.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:44 PM   #54
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Is it pathetic that I keep refreshing this thread in hopes I-man will ask me for a photo so he can give me some manscapting hints? Well, and rate my junk too.
Exceedingly so.

You should post your balls again, though. The women would appreciate that.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:44 PM   #55
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Is it pathetic that I keep refreshing this thread in hopes I-man will ask me for a photo so he can give me some manscapting hints? Well, and rate my junk too.
What I like about this is that you think he's seen the kind of quantity in varying appearance to be able to rate yours.

Total WIN on that Indie.

That made my day actually.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:44 PM   #56
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...yeah, and look what it got her.

Ferrets.

Pfft.

Chippy, let me know if he decides to make good on all his talk.
ferrets are cute, though - if you don't mind risking getting bitten when you pet and fondle them *raises eyebrow in thought*

after thorough research, you betcha
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:46 PM   #57
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ferrets are cute, though - if you don't mind risking getting bitten when you pet and fondle them *raises eyebrow in thought*

after thorough research, you betcha
You're a peach.

God...I gotta go get something done. You people are like a drug.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:46 PM   #58
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Exceedingly so.

You should post your balls again, though. The women would appreciate that.
I feel this is a trap.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:47 PM   #59
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Is it pathetic that I keep refreshing this thread in hopes I-man will ask me for a photo so he can give me some manscapting hints? Well, and rate my junk too.
don't wait for i-man! consider us the new 'how to' forum - we'll be ever so ever so 'elpful, honest
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:57 PM   #61
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:58 PM   #62
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I shaved it into a ponytail cause I hear the girls like those.
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Old 02-13-2013, 04:05 PM   #63
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well there's a hefty handful! don't be smacking anyone round the head with those babies, indie, you could do them some damage

is it wrong that i want to stick googly eyes on them and a little 'tache?
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