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Old 02-13-2013, 02:12 PM   #1
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I Won't Parodize That Thread.

What's wrong with you? Humor isn't a just a strap-on a woman can wear. A forced pun is a very intimate thing. You're cheapening it. So what if it excited me a little, thinking of your tight virgin thread, knowing it's begging to be taken by me. A pliable thread bent over and exposed, isn't enough. Humor isn't there just for your whimsy, despite your provocative enticement. You'll need to give me more if you want to be humor's whore.

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Old 02-13-2013, 03:26 PM   #2
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"you can't be serious"

or, are you?
I got more riches than you, fuck more bitches than you
Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you
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