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Old 01-02-2013, 10:18 PM   #9551
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Do me a favour and put it somewhere please?

Your Swollen arrow fits perfectly in my pink moist sheath, HP.

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Old 01-03-2013, 08:05 AM   #9552
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Your Swollen arrow fits perfectly in my pink moist sheath, HP.

That seems reasonable. THank you.
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:11 PM   #9553
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That seems reasonable. THank you.

And then you'll have to move your hips back and forward in a steady rhythm, HP.

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Old 01-04-2013, 08:03 AM   #9555
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And then you'll have to move your hips back and forward in a steady rhythm, HP.

Oh, I get it now. Hey, this is fun!


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In your case, at the moment, coffee!
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Old 01-04-2013, 10:26 AM   #9556
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Oh, I get it now. Hey, this is fun!




In your case, at the moment, coffee!

Yeah - this is an extremely funny ride.

(I love the way your hips are smacking my ass!)

Care for some tea, HP?
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:44 PM   #9557
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Yeah - this is an extremely funny ride.

(I love the way your hips are smacking my ass!)

Care for some tea, HP?
Yes, please dear.
Do we stop for tea and think of something else?
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:57 PM   #9558
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Yes, please dear.
Do we stop for tea and think of something else?

For now we do.

Butt afterwords...

And now I'll join you in bed, handsome.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:56 AM   #9559
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For now we do.

Butt afterwords...

And now I'll join you in bed, handsome.
Oh - very YES !
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Old 01-05-2013, 02:09 PM   #9560
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Oh - very YES !

I want your "sausage" for dinner, HP!

(From behind..."SIGH")

A little silly?...Yes.

Later...

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I want your "sausage" for dinner, HP!

(From behind..."SIGH")

A little silly?...Yes.

Later...

My Dear Maj,
Do you think we can just simply sleep for a bit without all this gymnastic stuff please.
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My Dear Maj,
Do you think we can just simply sleep for a bit without all this gymnastic stuff please.

Yes of course we can, HP.

(Actually I'm quite exhausted myself.)

It was a fun ride though.


(And extremely HOT!)
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Old 01-06-2013, 05:20 AM   #9563
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Yes of course we can, HP.

(Actually I'm quite exhausted myself.)

It was a fun ride though.


(And extremely HOT!)
We'll cool down in the shower a little later.
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Any specific part you want me to clean, HP?
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That depends upon what you choose. . .
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:18 AM   #9566
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That depends upon what you choose. . .

I choose the whole (lower) package.

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Can't be beat, me dear.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:53 PM   #9568
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Can't be beat, me dear.

Butt my ass can!

(Me silly.)
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Old 01-27-2013, 02:25 PM   #9569
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Butt my ass can!

(Me silly.)
Well, I'm not into causing pain, but if a kiss or three can help?
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:22 AM   #9570
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Well, I'm not into causing pain, but if a kiss or three can help?

Mmm...your warm lips against my naked body...

I'm kissing you back, HP.

.........
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:01 PM   #9571
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Mmm...your warm lips against my naked body...

I'm kissing you back, HP.

.........
Ah - what pleasant sensations instilled into my epidermis
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Old 02-12-2013, 01:39 PM   #9572
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Ah - what pleasant sensations instilled into my epidermis

I wish I knew what an "epidermis" is.

Do you know what a pussy is called in Danish, HP?

Pussy = Mis

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Old 02-12-2013, 01:59 PM   #9573
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Do you know what a pussy is called in Danish, HP?

Pussy = Mis

(epidermis is the surface layer of your skin).

Well, then, Maj, I'll be sure to aim carefully. I wouldn't want to miss Ms. Mis!

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(epidermis is the surface layer of your skin).

Well, then, Maj, I'll be sure to aim carefully. I wouldn't want to miss Ms. Mis!

Dude, you wanna get that outta my ear...?
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:25 PM   #9575
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Dude, you wanna get that outta my ear...?
Whats amatta? You got an objection to aural sex?
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