Old 01-26-2013, 07:32 PM   #251
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-steps into the room, looks around at the mess- Wow, been a while since I was here. I see we've moved on to poetry, large boners and felines. Sorry to have missed you. *meow*
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Old 01-27-2013, 01:15 AM   #252
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Hello Matt,

You do seem like an interesting person from this post. If nothing else, we should talk sometime. I'm ee, high school teacher in the states.

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Old 01-27-2013, 02:11 AM   #253
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-steps into the room, looks around at the mess- Wow, been a while since I was here. I see we've moved on to poetry, large boners and felines. Sorry to have missed you. *meow*
oh and biscuits, you missed the fascinating conversation about biscuits... we'll get round to sex sometime, probably via fly fishing, antique books and the potential of those extendable log leads (you know the ones I mean) as a fetish item.
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Old 01-27-2013, 02:15 AM   #254
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Hello Matt,

You do seem like an interesting person from this post. If nothing else, we should talk sometime. I'm ee, high school teacher in the states.

Meghan
Always delighted to meet new people, Meghan. Let's see if we catch each other online at the same time sometime...
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:45 PM   #255
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Anybody kind and generous hearted woen fancy sending me short personalised erotica... the sexual adventures of Matt in 140 characters or less as imagined by the ladies of lit...
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:08 PM   #256
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Why are there more questions than answers?
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:31 AM   #257
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:24 AM   #258
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Hmmm... posted my arse as my avatar... what has got into me, maybe something I drank...
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:43 PM   #259
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The arse is too much isn't it? I mean who'd reply to a bare cheeked arse...
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Old 02-07-2013, 04:10 PM   #260
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Good point. No one would reply to a bare...

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Old 02-07-2013, 05:57 PM   #261
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Good point. No one would reply to a bare...

Damn.
I know. I can hardly look myself in the arse.
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:27 AM   #262
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So I've put it away.
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:11 AM   #263
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Well that's no fun...
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:58 AM   #264
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Well that's no fun...
Well, if there is a general call and clamour for the return of the bum...
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:56 PM   #265
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I missed your bum. I have got to log on more often. Now about the hot steamy naughty sex.........
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:39 PM   #266
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I missed your bum. I have got to log on more often. Now about the hot steamy naughty sex.........
To miss my bum might not be to miss much. But we should never deprive ourselves from hot steamy naughty sex...
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Old 02-19-2013, 02:27 AM   #267
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Been missing the hot naughty sweaty breathless sex myself... mmm missing it so much I forgot the commas.
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Old 02-19-2013, 03:39 PM   #268
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Hot naughty sweaty breathless sex needs no commas...

Only...ellipses...and eventually...exclamation points!!
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Old 02-19-2013, 04:27 PM   #269
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Old 02-19-2013, 06:09 PM   #270
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Thank you Ms Dsire. Bun are best served hot I think. Sometimes it is good to squeeze them, feel if they are ready. If you're feeling kinky you can use a little butter.
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:16 AM   #271
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Hot naughty sweaty breathless sex needs no commas...

Only...ellipses...and eventually...exclamation points!!
mmmm ellipses... that amazing power of the dot dot dot to imply things words cannot convey.
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:38 PM   #272
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While who can speak of the erotic power of the semi-colon; the punctuation marks that demonstrates experience, pedantic sophistication.
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Old 02-27-2013, 12:23 AM   #273
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Though the semi-colon joins thoughts; snuggle up nice & tight against one another, they fuse and become one. What's not erotic about that???
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Old 03-05-2013, 04:11 PM   #274
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Though the semi-colon joins thoughts; snuggle up nice & tight against one another, they fuse and become one. What's not erotic about that???

mmm a punctuation slut... just what I like.
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:54 AM   #275
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Sometimes wordless ungrammatical grunts are good too.
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