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02-07-2013, 03:10 AM
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Really Experienced
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OMG, I'm "experienced" now!
No longer a virgin, me. I feel so special. Like I should celebrate. Anyone got a cupcake?
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02-07-2013, 03:36 AM
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32 whole posts already!
how prolific.
ok that looks way more facetious than I really meant it...
no cupcakes, but here; hava banana muffin.
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02-07-2013, 08:37 AM
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Pompous Twerp
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I'm reminded of a snarky little scene from one of the first couple of seasons of Big Bang Theory. Raj has been selected to appear in a feature article about up and coming young achievers. He's in a bar and calls out to another guy there, "Hey, I'm going to be in People Magazine." The guy turns around and it's Charlie Sheen, who says, "Great. Talk to me when you're on the cover."
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02-07-2013, 09:34 AM
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A Hedonistic Allurist
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Originally Posted by ameliajax
No longer a virgin, me. I feel so special. Like I should celebrate. Anyone got a cupcake?
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02-08-2013, 01:32 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Hussy. 
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02-08-2013, 01:35 AM
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bitsie
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You rock
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Show boobs
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02-08-2013, 10:07 AM
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Assume the position!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ameliajax
No longer a virgin, me. I feel so special. Like I should celebrate. Anyone got a cupcake?
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Congratulations, aj. I (vaguely) remember passing 30, then 100, then 1000 posts (all milestones in either one's status or ability to post avatars or custom status). It's a good feeling, something like "graduating" from fifth grade to middle school - you know there's a long way yet to go, but you've passed a waypoint.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-08-2013, 10:08 AM
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Assume the position!
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You rock
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I don't think she has a picture of you to post. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-08-2013, 11:28 AM
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Really Experienced
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02-08-2013, 11:29 AM
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Really Experienced
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I don't think she has a picture of you to post.
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OMG, that took me a minute, but then I almost choked laughing. Ha!
No offense, sethp, I do, indeed, rock. |
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02-08-2013, 03:41 PM
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bitsie
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OMG, that took me a minute, but then I almost choked laughing. Ha!
No offense, sethp, I do, indeed, rock.
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Yes you do. No offense taken...I guess that means no boob pic for us then? Your that is! |
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02-09-2013, 02:07 AM
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Really Experienced
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Oh, I'd have to get to know y'all a lot better before any boob pics start flyin' around. And even then ... you'd have to be really really special...
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02-09-2013, 06:08 AM
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Virgin
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Originally Posted by ameliajax
Oh, I'd have to get to know y'all a lot better before any boob pics start flyin' around. And even then ... you'd have to be really really special...
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What about for me? Any pics for me? haha
When I first saw this post, I was thinking, "How did they do it?" But then I realized you meant your Literotica virginity...and I figured out you didn't mean your real virginity... either way, congratulations. ;D |
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02-09-2013, 08:11 PM
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Really Experienced
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What about for me? Any pics for me? haha
When I first saw this post, I was thinking, "How did they do it?" But then I realized you meant your Literotica virginity...and I figured out you didn't mean your real virginity... either way, congratulations. ;D
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Congrats AJ! And MikaAnn, such a daring adventure challenge in your location. Any clues? |
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02-10-2013, 02:24 PM
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Experienced
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Originally Posted by ameliajax
No longer a virgin, me. I feel so special. Like I should celebrate. Anyone got a cupcake?
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yippie!! |
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02-11-2013, 06:20 AM
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I'm not sure if my 2 year old learned the word cupcake from her sister, or 'my little pony,' but I made the mistake of reinforcing this new word by showing her what a cupcake was (and giving her a little)...
now she asks for them constantly; it's the new cookie.
At least she still thinks pistachios are candy.
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02-11-2013, 12:47 PM
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Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by Stag of Oberon
I'm not sure if my 2 year old learned the word cupcake from her sister, or 'my little pony,' but I made the mistake of reinforcing this new word by showing her what a cupcake was (and giving her a little)...
now she asks for them constantly; it's the new cookie.
At least she still thinks pistachios are candy.
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Oh my gosh, that's funny. The evils of My Little Pony ...
And pistachios ARE candy! Yummmmm ... |
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02-12-2013, 12:18 AM
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Evils?
Have you seen the "new" series?
It's one of the better things they want to watch.
I joke that I'm an honorary brony, but my favorite episode with whichever one keeps them out of my hair for 20 minutes.
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02-12-2013, 12:37 PM
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能ある鷹は爪を隠す。
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No longer a virgin, me. I feel so special. Like I should celebrate. Anyone got a cupcake?
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This has WHAT to do with BDSM?
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02-12-2013, 02:21 PM
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This has WHAT to do with BDSM?
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NOTHING!
but as you point out in another thread, she can post whateva she wants, same as you.
Granted it should be in the Cafe perhaps... mistakes happen.
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02-12-2013, 05:04 PM
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能ある鷹は爪を隠す。
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NOTHING!
but as you point out in another thread, she can post whateva she wants, same as you.
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within the forum rules, I wrote this, too. And what is in the forum rules? Right - find the proper place to post.
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Please don't mix up personality and attitude. My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.
"Oh, on a totally unrelated note I did want to say that although Primalex is a huge butthead sometimes, if I had to choose anyone else on earth to give me verbal humiliation besides Master, it would so be him. That man is talented." -- nh23
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02-12-2013, 07:44 PM
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Are your posts in this thread anymore "proper" than this thread's placement in this forum over the cafe's?
Perhaps two wrongs make a right?
If it offends you so, ask the moderator to move it, or have the mods all put you on ignore already?
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02-12-2013, 07:57 PM
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Thank you, by the way, for showing some restraint, and keeping your provocations in threads you obviously feel are useless anyway, rather than fishing for reactions in the more constructive threads.
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02-12-2013, 08:10 PM
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能ある鷹は爪を隠す。
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If it offends you so, ask the moderator to move it, or have the mods all put you on ignore already?
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I doubt that Kajira ever read the forum rules. And Etoile isn't blind. I don't get paid for telling her what she should do, so I don't. It's human nature that when nobody enforces the rules, they will be replaced by vigilantism. I can totally live with this.
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Please don't mix up personality and attitude. My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.
"Oh, on a totally unrelated note I did want to say that although Primalex is a huge butthead sometimes, if I had to choose anyone else on earth to give me verbal humiliation besides Master, it would so be him. That man is talented." -- nh23
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02-12-2013, 08:16 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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It's human nature that when nobody enforces the rules, they will be replaced by vigilantism. I can totally live with this.
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HAHA!
On another note, you're a little bored today, aren't you? |
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