After a long time away, and an evening of drinking, I figure it's about time I resurrect this thread that went absolutely nowhere instantly. ;-)
Not that I'm surprised by this, as pervy/horny dudes are a dime a dozen here.
Only thing I can say is that I tend to not disappoint. I think once a couple of you ladies take a chance on me you'll tend to agree, and then the word will spread. I'll have to beat you all down with a stick before long!
(ok, that last part is possibly a tad optimistic, but a tipsy guy can dream, can he not?

)