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02-07-2013, 10:46 AM
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lesbians - all good
vaginas - have been known to have an uncanny hold of me from time to time
pigeons in vaginas - Ya What??!!!
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02-07-2013, 10:53 AM
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This needs to be posted somewhere. I can't think of a better place than here:
He's pointing to that shit too! Like, "Right here, right here." That bat is my hero.
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02-07-2013, 12:18 PM
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I have read about this phenomenon. There were cases of this occurring in some bat colonies in Rio, Brazil.
The bats would head out just after sunset. Nearing the Copacabana, they would assume their vampire persona and hit the clubs, desiring to imbibe the blood of some tanned beauty.
After leading his pretty victim into a dark corner of the club and suckling blood from the neck, the vampire discovers that his unsuspecting girl from Impanema is actually a chica con dicka from Sao Paulo, with viagra racing through the blood stream.
The unfortunate blood drinker, perhaps embarrassed at not noticing the adams apple, turns back into a bat and tries to fly home, a flight that looks even more flippy-flappy and frantic as our wee bat now has to navigate with an unexpected and lamentable boner. |
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02-07-2013, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
No no, he usually only pipes up when there's talk of pigeons in vaginas and lesbians. Don't ask.
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02-07-2013, 05:24 PM
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bat nuts - spit bat - bat pole (I learn things every day ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bat%20pole) - bat fat
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02-07-2013, 05:50 PM
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pmann - I know you are very proud of your new pet - please don't use it as your cockatar
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02-07-2013, 06:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
This needs to be posted somewhere. I can't think of a better place than here:
[IMG]unquoted to sooth eyes and minds[/IMG]
He's pointing to that shit too! Like, "Right here, right here." That bat is my hero.
We have rim a rat, fist a frog and... Beat a bat? Em? Night? Lil help here.
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"Where's a Robin when you need one!?"
"Robin, come and get it...?
"Hey - check out my dynamic duo and caped crusader..."
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Last edited by NightL : 02-07-2013 at 07:34 PM.
Reason: img -unquoted to sooth eyes and minds
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02-07-2013, 06:09 PM
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why did I quote that picture - why
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02-07-2013, 07:25 PM
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why did I quote that picture - why
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That I ask myself too...
Three times was waaaay to much. *shudders*
Some beautiful Rivendell-flowers for BeachMomma, just to get over the shock. Her poor heart!
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02-07-2013, 07:54 PM
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Quote:
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No no, he usually only pipes up when there's talk of pigeons in vaginas and lesbians. Don't ask.
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pmann's fault 
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02-08-2013, 12:39 AM
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*slowly backs away from the bat*
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02-08-2013, 12:40 AM
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pmann's fault
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Oh jeez.
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02-08-2013, 04:14 AM
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LMFAO! Now I guess I'll have to quit using the insult "hung like a bat."
Where do you guys find this shit?
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I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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02-08-2013, 09:08 AM
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"Since most of my friends are..."
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Most people I know think that I'm crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfIpWrnzDJ0
and a pretty boy version for Rainshine with lots of pictures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qj5Zt53gQs
...now if only Hugh did a version
BeachMomma, pmann is in a league of his own. I mean whale foreskins and a bat's dynamic duo sporting it's bat fat un-caped crusader - league of his own. Even the rat would be afraid of that bat. Fist a Frog is afraid of pigeons and Sniff Pitts eats honey badger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
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02-08-2013, 09:35 AM
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Quote:
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LMFAO! Now I guess I'll have to quit using the insult "hung like a bat."
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02-08-2013, 09:45 AM
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Even the rat would be afraid of that bat. Fist a Frog is afraid of pigeons and Sniff Pitts eats honey badger
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*snort* Oh shit...
Oh and Keith is pretty fucking sexy too.
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02-08-2013, 10:42 AM
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Quote:
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LMFAO! Now I guess I'll have to quit using the insult "hung like a bat."
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02-08-2013, 10:50 AM
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Bat facts
ah - educational statistics will never be the same...
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02-08-2013, 11:36 AM
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This thread has once more taken a bizarre turn and presented a peek into the depravity-rich minds of the participants.
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02-08-2013, 08:43 PM
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I don't know; I think you and Em manage to keep up with him!
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*snort* Bat porn? Holy Jesus and Blessed Mary.
Father forgive us, for we have sinned - and hope to sin again.
StickMann, that's wrong on so many levels, I can't begin to count them!
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Yeah, ain't it great? Y'all are awesome friends! Where else can a girl come to confide her troubles on page 1 and be laughing her ass off by page 3? 
 
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I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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02-09-2013, 03:51 PM
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Quote:
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It's called getting pigeonholed.
*laughs at self even if none of you fuckers laugh at my amazing joke*
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I'm quoting this again because it did not get the attention it deserved. I practically posted the Mona Lisa of puns (but waaaaaay better) and you fuckers passed right over it.
So here is your second chance. I'd hate for you gobblecocks to not get your chance. One day, when this post is the main attraction at the Louvre, you'll try to tell your grandchildren that you belonged to a thread with the Whaled Weinered One and that you saw this post when it was first made. But your grandchildren will look at you like you're liars like I look at my grandparents when they tell me TV used to be black and white. Or that not every house had cable. Fucking liars. |
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02-09-2013, 04:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
I'm quoting this again because it did not get the attention it deserved. I practically posted the Mona Lisa of puns (but waaaaaay better) and you fuckers passed right over it.
So here is your second chance. I'd hate for you gobblecocks to not get your chance. One day, when this post is the main attraction at the Louvre, you'll try to tell your grandchildren that you belonged to a thread with the Whaled Weinered One and that you saw this post when it was first made. But your grandchildren will look at you like you're liars like I look at my grandparents when they tell me TV used to be black and white. Or that not every house had cable. Fucking liars.
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OK, I'll admit it. I didn't get the reference. Urbandictionary came to my rescue. I'm shocked!
I had one tiny little bit of innocence left, StickMann, and you took it. You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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02-09-2013, 04:34 PM
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I am the innocent one here. I think we can all agree, I'm the pope of Angel Town.
But I was really just trying to be clever with the word, never filthy. I am an angel.
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02-09-2013, 04:37 PM
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*SNORT!*
Who has the Windex? Coke on the monitor - not good!
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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02-09-2013, 04:40 PM
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Where is my beloved Rainshine? She will come here and attest to my innocence. She will defend my honour.
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