Old 02-02-2013, 03:14 PM   #1
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Someone teach me how to talk dirty because I suck lol
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Old 02-02-2013, 03:55 PM   #2
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haha has someone told you that you suck? I think the biggest thing is getting out of your head and just going with what you are feeling
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Old 02-02-2013, 04:09 PM   #3
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The trick to talking dirty is to make the man forget that he might be taking advantage. Treat him like a stranger, use and abuse him, do the things he wishes his partner would do, and then leave :-)

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Old 02-02-2013, 05:01 PM   #4
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Honey, if you suck, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
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Old 02-02-2013, 05:20 PM   #5
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Someone teach me how to talk dirty because I suck lol
Perhaps you should draw from your experiences................. Timing is everything
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:39 PM   #6
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:58 PM   #7
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:22 PM   #8
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You can practice with me. Haha
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:12 PM   #9
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You poor thing. Ignore these guys' teasing. The key to good dirty talk is to never censor yourself. Just describe whatever fills your head while he (she?) is pleasuring you. Blurt out inappropriate stuff, prefferably at max volume. Liquor helps the first time, but not so much that you start to slur, k?
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