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01-29-2013, 07:44 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
I wish I had a hand-knitted cozy to keep a flask of Glenfiddich 15 year-old snug during the local rugby matches.
It would probably encourage me to finish "the function of the widow binds."
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How about a pair of socks? 
Judging by what you are drinking, you will be supporting the right side this Saturday for the Calcutta Cup match then!
(OMG "suck on my huckleberry, Finn" ROFLMFAO!)
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01-29-2013, 07:46 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
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Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig
Options? I smile at women and go after the ones that smile back at me and aren't wearing a ring on their marital finger. I don't get more than a smile or two a year, including ring wearing women.
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LOL just pick five non-ring wearing women and pretend they are your options. Then you'll feel  and women will say, who is that  , I must go and chat to him.
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01-29-2013, 10:55 AM
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore;43172163[B
]I wish I had a hand-knitted cozy to keep a flask of Glenfiddich 15 year-old snug during the local rugby matches.[/b]
It would probably encourage me to finish "the function of the widow binds."
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
How about a pair of socks?
Judging by what you are drinking, you will be supporting the right side this Saturday for the Calcutta Cup match then!
(OMG "suck on my huckleberry, Finn" ROFLMFAO!) |
Interests:
Knitting, single malt whisky, rugby,
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01-29-2013, 03:22 PM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Interests:
Knitting, single malt whisky, rugby,
(Cited from NaokoSmith's profile. How about it, Naoko? )
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Hey babycakes, are you stalking or cloning? . If you want to win my , you must wave the tartan flag and wear a ginger wig on Saturday! ROFL. How's that for a fetish.
You intrigue me by selecting Glenfiddich, mind. Ordinarily I am a single cask lady but when I drink single distilleries, and if there isn't an Islay to hand, I do like the Glenfiddich!
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01-29-2013, 03:26 PM
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
Hey babycakes, are you stalking or cloning? . Just thought I'd get you interested with your interests... If you want to win my , you must wave the tartan flag and wear a ginger wig on Saturday! ROFL. How's that for a fetish.
You intrigue me by selecting Glenfiddich, mind. Ordinarily I am a single cask lady but when I drink single distilleries, and if there isn't an Islay to hand, I do like the Glenfiddich!
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I do like the Glenfiddich 15... but second choice to Redbreast, actually.
Scots wha' ha'e wi Wallace bled,
Scots wham Bruce has aften led,
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01-29-2013, 03:55 PM
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Disarmed...
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
I do like the Glenfiddich 15... but second choice to Redbreast, actually.
Scots wha' ha'e wi Wallace bled,
Scots wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed
Or tae victory.
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Wha's like us? Damn few and they're a' deid!
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01-29-2013, 04:01 PM
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Honourable Slut
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Wha's like us? Damn few and they're a' deid!
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Don't put the mockers on the game, now! We have enough of the injury problems every year 
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
I do like the Glenfiddich 15... but second choice to Redbreast, actually.
Scots wha' ha'e wi Wallace bled,
Scots wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed
Or tae victory.
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Well I like the victory but Irish whiskey will not go down well in this household come Saturday unfortunately. We support three of the six nations, so some years we can all be grumpy losers on Super Saturday. Ireland is not one of the three! (no roses till after Saturday!)
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01-29-2013, 04:07 PM
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Disarmed...
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My wish is for five minutes in a locked room with the lazy, talentless moron who gave the green light to a remake of feckin' Dallas!
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NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-30-2013, 12:42 PM
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Teasing Girl
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I saw a tight red dress in a store today. /
I wish it'll be on sale again tomorrow!
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01-30-2013, 11:23 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
My wish is for five minutes in a locked room with the lazy, talentless moron who gave the green light to a remake of feckin' Dallas!
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I'll have what he's having. |
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02-06-2013, 09:12 AM
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Honourable Slut
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I wish there were 'like' buttons for posts on threads here. I wish they could be a bit more sophisticated/childish than Facebook.
It would be nice to have a brain-icon for: Made me think, of course there would have to be something for Made me horny (can't think what that could be!  ), and I would especially like one for Made me laugh so much I splurted my hot drink through my nose, perhaps a hot-drink-splurting-through-nostrils icon.
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02-06-2013, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I wish there were 'like' buttons for posts on threads here. I wish they could be a bit more sophisticated/childish than Facebook.
It would be nice to have a brain-icon for: Made me think, of course there would have to be something for Made me horny (can't think what that could be! ), and I would especially like one for Made me laugh so much I splurted my hot drink through my nose, perhaps a hot-drink-splurting-through-nostrils icon.
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Nothing to do with what you mentioned . . .
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02-06-2013, 03:20 PM
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I wish my next door neighbors had more brains than beer.
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02-06-2013, 03:53 PM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
Nothing to do with what you mentioned . . .
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Laughed-so-much-I-splurted-my-hot-drink-through-my-nose-icon!
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02-06-2013, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I wish there were 'like' buttons for posts on threads here. I wish they could be a bit more sophisticated/childish than Facebook.
It would be nice to have a brain-icon for: Made me think, of course there would have to be something for Made me horny (can't think what that could be! ), and I would especially like one for Made me laugh so much I splurted my hot drink through my nose, perhaps a hot-drink-splurting-through-nostrils icon.
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02-07-2013, 01:19 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
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Made-me-horny-icon! <snerk>
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02-07-2013, 03:41 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
My wish is for five minutes in a locked room with the lazy, talentless moron who gave the green light to a remake of feckin' Dallas!
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Oh, so true. It would be nice to get a re-make of MASH [although, come to think of it, it's unlikely; too violent, sexist, disturbing or whatever for the stupid lawyers who seem to rule the productions].
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I saw a tight red dress in a store today. /
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I hope you are right and you manage to get it.
I'm sure you'll look well & good in it. |
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02-07-2013, 03:47 PM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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My wish for today is to keep down some ginger ale and saltines. The flu is so not fun.
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“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-07-2013, 04:47 PM
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Disarmed...
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Originally Posted by NekoParks
My wish for today is to keep down some ginger ale and saltines. The flu is so not fun.
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I have no idea what saltines are, but they do not sound appetising... <hug>
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NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
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02-07-2013, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Oh, so true. It would be nice to get a re-make of MASH [although, come to think of it, it's unlikely; too violent, sexist, disturbing or whatever for the stupid lawyers who seem to rule the productions].
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I'd settle for them repeating the original, HP...
I wanted to be Hawkeye when I was a kid. Did you read Alan Alda's memoir when it came out a few years back? Very funny, and well-written, too...
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My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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02-07-2013, 06:04 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
I'd settle for them repeating the original, HP...
I wanted to be Hawkeye when I was a kid. Did you read Alan Alda's memoir when it came out a few years back? Very funny, and well-written, too... |
I agree. I think I've got the film off the TV somewhere. |
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02-07-2013, 06:13 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I wish I didn't have the attention span of a gnat, and could stick to and finish one story at a time. Juggling way too many.
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02-07-2013, 06:40 PM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
I agree. I think I've got the film off the TV somewhere.
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I love the film MASH... "suicide is painless..." Radar was my favorite character...
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“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-09-2013, 08:42 AM
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There is no R in my name
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I wish my body recovered faster from shoveling last night. Shoveling again this morning is going to be a chore...
I wish that shovelling was spelled with two Ls so that I wouldn't misspell it all the time |
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02-09-2013, 08:44 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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I wish my last post didn't disappear...
I wish my body recovered faster from shoveling last night. Shoveling again this morning is going to be a chore...
I wish that shovelling was spelled with two Ls so that I wouldn't misspell it all the time |
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