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Old 02-02-2013, 10:01 PM   #15251
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People don't seem to realize!! hahahah so funny!!
 

Old 02-03-2013, 04:54 AM   #15252
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:13 AM   #15253
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:47 AM   #15254
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Old 02-03-2013, 03:32 PM   #15255
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Vagina 'Murder Plot': Man Accuses Wife Of Poisoning Her Vagina To Kill Him

The man - identified only as a 43-year-old from Sao de Jose Rio Preto - realised something was afoot when he noticed a strange odour coming from his wife's private parts.....





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Old 02-04-2013, 01:02 PM   #15256
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:09 AM   #15257
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"Re: My eyes will never see the same again. No no, you really MUST see it."

"Here - do these socks smell? Should I put more deodorant on? Does my arse look big in these? Do I have panda eyes?"


...all requests to run a mile from.... NO NO NO - I will not look NO NO NO
 

Old 02-05-2013, 09:13 AM   #15258
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Well... do I? *sniffs pits*
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:29 AM   #15259
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*sniffs pits*
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for ever more Rainshine may spit out "sniffs pits"... hehe

Sniffs Pits
 

Old 02-05-2013, 09:36 AM   #15260
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OK - I reckon I get the right to modify

*sniff pits*

Rainshine's ...whatever... complete with the *


*sniff pits*

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Old 02-05-2013, 10:19 AM   #15261
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:38 AM   #15262
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:55 AM   #15263
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What does that say, now?

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:25 PM   #15264
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Doctor waiting rooms should be isolated cubicles with germ killing air filtration systems. Ugh... cover your mouth you ferals!
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:43 PM   #15265
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Doctor waiting rooms should be isolated cubicles with germ killing air filtration systems. Ugh... cover your mouth you ferals!
Last time I went to the docie I had to wear a face mask like a common leper.

Feral still makes me laugh so.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:15 PM   #15266
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=

Rim-a-Rat

for ever more Rainshine may spit out "sniffs pits"... hehe

Sniffs Pits




If


Sniffs Pits


=


Rim-a-Rat


Where does


Fist-a-Frog


fit?





 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:37 PM   #15267
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too good - I bow down to that

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Old 02-06-2013, 01:10 AM   #15268
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Last time I went to the docie I had to wear a face mask like a common leper.

Feral still makes me laugh so.
Yes, well they thought you had TB... I'd be having you in a hazmet suit.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:55 AM   #15269
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Come in from my night out - you morning posters are very quiet today - mind you Lit keeps dropping out...
 

Old 02-06-2013, 02:57 PM   #15270
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:43 PM   #15271
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:07 PM   #15272
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Pubic hair grooming injuries on the rise!!!

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http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...hers-find?lite
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:45 AM   #15273
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Filthy ferals in the doctors office, thanks for sharing your germs with me. I really appreciate this cold. REALLY.
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Old 02-07-2013, 03:29 PM   #15274
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:00 PM   #15275
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Candles and batteries...storm preparation or the start of a fun night?
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