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Old 02-03-2013, 11:35 AM   #17401
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You deserve to have all of those wins.

When I saw that thread title, I mentally said, "Oh, damn, not again," and intended to at least suggest the poster do a search for punishment and/or discipline to find previous threads on the topic. However, when I read the actual post, I figuratively threw up my hands and made the suggestion I did. I'm glad I could give you a smile.
On my way. This sounds like a chance go perk up my Sunday.
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:34 PM   #17402
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If you come to New Zealand, please do not leave your cash in a bag on your dashboard with the windows open while you get out of your Campervan to take pictures. It will be stolen - most likely by a bird.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8255...ourists-wallet
I usually go to New Zealand for the hot women kneeling on beds with mostly-exposed buttocks.

The chance of bagging wealthy wildlife is purely an extra.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:15 AM   #17403
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I usually go to New Zealand for the hot women kneeling on beds with mostly-exposed buttocks.

The chance of bagging wealthy wildlife is purely an extra.
Personally I would go for the wealthy wildlife.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 06:53 AM   #17404
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Personally I would go for the wealthy wildlife.
I laughed out loud.
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Old 02-05-2013, 04:55 PM   #17405
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I laughed out loud.
I was been serious. Wealthy wildlife are at least useful
 

Old 02-06-2013, 01:20 AM   #17406
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I was been serious. Wealthy wildlife are at least useful
Note: you have issues.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:35 AM   #17407
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:37 PM   #17408
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Cracked gives me an occasional laugh or three. This article provided a few, some of which are reproduced below.

#25:


#20:


#18:


#13:


#9:


You'll have to go through the slideshow to see the rest, but I'm pretty sure most of you will find at least a couple of other favorites.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:03 PM   #17409
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:29 PM   #17410
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HEHEHE good stuff
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:08 PM   #17411
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*patented CM/BiBunny (or is it BiBunny/CM this week? ) snort*
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:24 PM   #17412
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:51 PM   #17413
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:14 PM   #17414
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:37 AM   #17415
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O...
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Do you think the childhood nickname that's stuck with him caused him to snap, or is he just really really really really stooooopid?



You can find the story here.

ETA: The comments make the story even better. DGE, you and your Punday buddies will love it!
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:42 AM   #17416
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Seton Hall? Huh.

If you can't read the pic below of "The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can Never Say on the Radio," clicking on the small(er) pic in the linked article will take you to an almost-fullsized pic that *is* legible.



ETA: In the Comments section, cubicle.rat's story is funny as hell. I remember being that innocent - once upon a time.
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:03 PM   #17417
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DAMN! Now the tone of my whole weekend has just been reset...

*sounds of Shank going to Netflix...*


 

Old 02-09-2013, 02:17 PM   #17418
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This!

It's a YouTube video of a seventh-grader who launched her Hello Kitty doll into space for a science project. They filmed the whole thing, and Kitty landed in a tree 47 miles from the original launch spot, where she was retrieved by an arborist (whatever the hell that is).

I love space and Hello Kitty, so I thought this was fantastic. I know she had plenty of help from other people on this thing, but still--she's only 13!
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:22 PM   #17419
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:57 PM   #17420
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:27 PM   #17421
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:43 PM   #17422
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:50 PM   #17423
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Waking up and sitting on the front step with toast and a can of coke and 2 cats to keep me company with the most amazing view of the beach and the South Island.

I love house sitting
 

Old 02-09-2013, 05:52 PM   #17424
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Waking up and sitting on the front step with toast and a can of coke and 2 cats to keep me company with the most amazing view of the beach and the South Island.

I love house sitting
That sounds way to nice. I am envious.
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:09 PM   #17425
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If you can't read the pic below of "The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can Never Say on the Radio," clicking on the small(er) pic in the linked article will take you to an almost-fullsized pic that *is* legible.



ETA: In the Comments section, cubicle.rat's story is funny as hell. I remember being that innocent - once upon a time.


Ha! That station used to be one of my presets once upon a time.
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