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02-03-2013, 11:35 AM
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Pompous Twerp
midwestyankee is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
You deserve to have all of those wins. 
When I saw that thread title, I mentally said, "Oh, damn, not again," and intended to at least suggest the poster do a search for punishment and/or discipline to find previous threads on the topic. However, when I read the actual post, I figuratively threw up my hands and made the suggestion I did. I'm glad I could give you a smile.
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On my way. This sounds like a chance go perk up my Sunday.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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02-04-2013, 05:34 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
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I usually go to New Zealand for the hot women kneeling on beds with mostly-exposed buttocks.
The chance of bagging wealthy wildlife is purely an extra.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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02-05-2013, 05:15 AM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
I usually go to New Zealand for the hot women kneeling on beds with mostly-exposed buttocks.
The chance of bagging wealthy wildlife is purely an extra.
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Personally I would go for the wealthy wildlife.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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02-05-2013, 06:53 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Personally I would go for the wealthy wildlife.
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I laughed out loud. 
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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02-05-2013, 04:55 PM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
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I was been serious. Wealthy wildlife are at least useful 
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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02-06-2013, 01:20 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
I was been serious. Wealthy wildlife are at least useful |
Note: you have issues.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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02-06-2013, 01:35 AM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Note: you have issues.
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Note: Depends on how you define issues. 
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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02-06-2013, 05:37 PM
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Assume the position!
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Cracked gives me an occasional laugh or three. This article provided a few, some of which are reproduced below.
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You'll have to go through the slideshow to see the rest, but I'm pretty sure most of you will find at least a couple of other favorites.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-08-2013, 05:03 PM
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Pompous Twerp
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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02-08-2013, 05:29 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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02-08-2013, 09:08 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
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*patented CM/BiBunny (or is it BiBunny/CM this week?  ) snort*
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-08-2013, 09:24 PM
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Daddy's Baby Doll
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The delivery man that said I had a nice voice.
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02-08-2013, 10:51 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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My truck is fixed! |
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02-08-2013, 11:14 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by BiBunny
My truck is fixed! |
Yay! 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-09-2013, 11:37 AM
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Assume the position!
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O...
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Do you think the childhood nickname that's stuck with him caused him to snap, or is he just really really really really stooooopid?
You can find the story here.
ETA: The comments make the story even better. DGE, you and your Punday buddies will love it!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-09-2013, 11:42 AM
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Assume the position!
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Seton Hall? Huh.
If you can't read the pic below of "The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can Never Say on the Radio," clicking on the small(er) pic in the linked article will take you to an almost-fullsized pic that *is* legible.
ETA: In the Comments section, cubicle.rat's story is funny as hell. I remember being that innocent - once upon a time.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-09-2013, 01:03 PM
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~~O ~~O
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Quote:
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DAMN! Now the tone of my whole weekend has just been reset...
*sounds of Shank going to Netflix...*
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02-09-2013, 02:17 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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This!
It's a YouTube video of a seventh-grader who launched her Hello Kitty doll into space for a science project. They filmed the whole thing, and Kitty landed in a tree 47 miles from the original launch spot, where she was retrieved by an arborist (whatever the hell that is).
I love space and Hello Kitty, so I thought this was fantastic. I know she had plenty of help from other people on this thing, but still--she's only 13! 
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02-09-2013, 02:22 PM
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Southern Sass
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02-09-2013, 03:57 PM
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Really Experienced
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Some amazing lobster bisque and good company.
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02-09-2013, 05:27 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Conversation and sushi with friends.
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― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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02-09-2013, 05:43 PM
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Experienced
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Spending the day curled up on the couch together catching up on seasons of Mad Men. It is rare we get a day all to ourselves anymore.
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Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips. - Anonymous
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02-09-2013, 05:50 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Waking up and sitting on the front step with toast and a can of coke and 2 cats to keep me company with the most amazing view of the beach and the South Island.
I love house sitting
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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02-09-2013, 05:52 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Waking up and sitting on the front step with toast and a can of coke and 2 cats to keep me company with the most amazing view of the beach and the South Island.
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That sounds way to nice. I am envious.
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“Carnal love: a practical man’s love. A love you can see, touch, and taste if you’re kinky. If you can’t hear it, you’re probably better suited to its more abstract form.”
― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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02-09-2013, 08:09 PM
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Literotica Guru
Niam1985 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Seton Hall? Huh.
If you can't read the pic below of "The 53 Dirty Band Names You Can Never Say on the Radio," clicking on the small(er) pic in the linked article will take you to an almost-fullsized pic that *is* legible.
ETA: In the Comments section, cubicle.rat's story is funny as hell. I remember being that innocent - once upon a time.
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Ha! That station used to be one of my presets once upon a time.
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