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02-02-2013, 02:31 PM
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#12176
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Good little witch.
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
and you get an A&E department full of black-eyed pugilists.
I put in a pair of gloves.
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And you get back a mitten.
My contribution is a set of purple lace tights.
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"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A  from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
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02-02-2013, 03:08 PM
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#12177
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally Posted by glynndah
My contribution is a set of purple lace tights.
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But they cut off the circulation to your ankles.
I put in a copy of "Vocal Intonation" by Ben Stein |
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02-02-2013, 07:09 PM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
But they cut off the circulation to your ankles.
I put in a copy of "Vocal Intonation" by Ben Stein
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and you get George H.W. Bush or vodoo economics... "Anyone? Anyone?"
I put in a DVD of The Empire Strikes Back...
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-02-2013, 07:25 PM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally Posted by NekoParks
and you get George H.W. Bush or vodoo economics... "Anyone? Anyone?"
I put in a DVD of The Empire Strikes Back...
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And the ewoks revolt.
I put in a princess Leia Wig |
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02-02-2013, 07:29 PM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
And the ewoks revolt.
I put in a princess Leia Wig
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and you get two Cinnabuns for earmuffs...
I put in Sartre's No Exit . . .
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-02-2013, 11:29 PM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
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Originally Posted by NekoParks
and you get two Cinnabuns for earmuffs...
I put in Sartre's No Exit . . .
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And Shrodinger's cat is really pissed.
I toss in an existential cat.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
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02-02-2013, 11:34 PM
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by glynndah
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and it lands on its feet entre etre et non-etre.
I put in a Pit with Foucault's Pendulum... |
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02-03-2013, 12:01 AM
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Good little witch.
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and it lands on its feet entre etre et non-etre.
I put in a Pit with Foucault's Pendulum...
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And you inspire a writer named Poe.
I toss in some numbers from a guy named Fibonacci.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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02-03-2013, 02:03 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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Originally Posted by glynndah
And you inspire a writer named Poe.
I toss in some numbers from a guy named Fibonacci.
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and you take out a nautilus shell, an apple, a spiral galaxy, or The DaVinci Code
I drop in Will Shortz on a Sunday morning...
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-03-2013, 04:48 AM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally Posted by NekoParks
and you take out a nautilus shell, an apple, a spiral galaxy, or The DaVinci Code
I drop in Will Shortz on a Sunday morning...
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And you get a sermon from a street preacher who reeks of cheap whiskey.
I put in an avocado. |
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02-03-2013, 05:53 AM
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glamour ghost
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Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
And you get a sermon from a street preacher who reeks of cheap whiskey.
I put in an avocado.
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and I fight my dog to get it.
I let loose a pitbull chihuahua into the resulting guacamole. |
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02-03-2013, 09:35 AM
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#12187
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by Artina Heartflash
and I fight my dog to get it.
I let loose a pitbull chihuahua into the resulting guacamole.
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And loose pages of the dictionary trying to work out what is is.
I put in a cup of cold tea. |
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02-03-2013, 10:28 AM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
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And loose pages of the dictionary trying to work out what is is.
I put in a cup of cold tea.
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And you get a small pitcher of tepid milk.
I add some slightly furry bread.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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02-03-2013, 01:58 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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And you get a small pitcher of tepid milk.
I add some slightly furry bread.
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But your wound has already healed.
I put in a sealed box of nail clippings. |
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02-03-2013, 01:59 PM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
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But your wound has already healed.
I put in a sealed box of nail clippings.
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And you get a bottle of very gloppy nail polish.
I toss in a dull manicure set.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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02-03-2013, 02:05 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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And you get a bottle of very gloppy nail polish.
I toss in a dull manicure set.
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It does not shine his nails
I put in a small strawberry mousse |
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02-03-2013, 11:02 PM
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Everybody Party!
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It does not shine his nails
I put in a small strawberry mousse
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and you get a large Canadian moose.
I put in a herd of urban Wapiti... |
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02-04-2013, 01:21 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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and you get a large Canadian moose.
I put in a herd of urban Wapiti...
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You get a Colorado restaurant & pub. . .
I toss in an officious alytarch. . .
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-04-2013, 05:09 AM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally Posted by NekoParks
You get a Colorado restaurant & pub. . .
I toss in an officious alytarch. . .
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But he blows the call giving the opponent a first and goal to go.
I put in a 49er World Champions t-shirt. |
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02-04-2013, 06:40 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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But he blows the call giving the opponent a first and goal to go.
I put in a 49er World Champions t-shirt.
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Oh, but I love this. Serious question: Where else in the world played in this tournament?
And it lies on the floor, unused, uncared for, ignored.
I put in an odd sock. |
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02-04-2013, 09:00 AM
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Oh, but I love this. Serious question: Where else in the world played in this tournament?
And it lies on the floor, unused, uncared for, ignored.
I put in an odd sock.
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and you get the puppet Lamb Chop...
I shove in an empleomaniac. . .
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-04-2013, 09:05 AM
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Everybody Party!
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and you get the puppet Lamb Chop...
I shove in an empleomaniac. . .
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and you come down with a party hack.
I put in a hanging chad... |
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02-04-2013, 09:07 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and you come down with a party hack.
I put in a hanging chad...
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it's too small so it goes back in the water.
I put in a very large fishing hook |
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02-04-2013, 09:09 AM
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Everybody Party!
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it's too small so it goes back in the water.
I put in a very large fishing hook
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but the crappie doesn't bite.
I put in an apprentice baiter... |
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02-04-2013, 11:03 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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but the crappie doesn't bite.
I put in an apprentice baiter...
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and you get <drum roll> a master baiter... (say that three times)
( You are so evil, Tio. I love you. )
I put in acrocephalic. . .
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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