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02-02-2013, 03:14 PM
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#476
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Saxon_Hart is offline
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What do you think your sister is doing right now? (from either partner)
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02-02-2013, 03:16 PM
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#477
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Disarmed...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
To infinity and beyond!!!!
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Hahahaha. Do you have me under surveillance...? 
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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02-02-2013, 03:19 PM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by steve44uk
Hahahaha. Do you have me under surveillance...? |
Steve. You just put your lips together and blow. 
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-02-2013, 03:26 PM
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#479
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Saxon_Hart is offline
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Well, those eggs should be soft boiled by now.
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02-03-2013, 05:20 PM
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
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Location: Where the voices tell me
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I knew I should have just stayed home and used my vibrator.
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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02-03-2013, 05:36 PM
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Really Experienced
Ironiclaconic is offline
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Location: United States
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Are you *sure* it's in?
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02-03-2013, 07:30 PM
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Really Really Experienced
InsatiableDsire is offline
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This has never happened before.
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02-03-2013, 07:31 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Location: I'm a southern belle
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Your mother is watching
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once I let you in....your in for the night.
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02-05-2013, 04:28 AM
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#484
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Saxon_Hart is offline
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Do I feel diseased to you?
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02-05-2013, 04:31 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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What? Oh, God, I must have left a tampon in.
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-05-2013, 05:01 AM
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Virgin
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That was really, really adequate.
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Trent Johansson is a personal trainer and author of an erotic and frankly self-promoting memoir, Drop & Give Me Ten.
He'd love to hear from members with similar experiences or suggestions! 
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02-05-2013, 05:06 AM
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Log Cabin Something
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"Where's my Monistat?"
"Say cheese?"
"Smile. You're on Candid Camera."
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RIP Colleen "Colly" Thomas....we were fortunate to have known you, my dear friend.
In memory of Gabrielle...you've touched all of us, though we never got the chance to know you.
Until recently, I was an anarchist. Then I decided that I don't want planes flying into each other. If that means I betrayed your damned Revolution, sue me. You won't get a dime.
I support same-sex marriage. Gay people have every bit as much right to experience divorce as the rest of us.
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02-06-2013, 08:14 AM
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Literotica Guru
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When I said "it won't hurt," I was talking about for me!
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02-06-2013, 08:30 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.
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02-06-2013, 09:49 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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"Daddy, what are you doing to mommy?"
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"She's just like potato salad -- creamy and delicious!"
My stories: ben's stuff
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02-06-2013, 09:54 AM
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Literotica Guru
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[Deleted double post]
"Your ass looks like two sofa cushions wrapped around a pencil stub."
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"She's just like potato salad -- creamy and delicious!"
My stories: ben's stuff
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02-06-2013, 06:16 PM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Zzzzzz
(while in midst of supposedly giving cunnilingus).
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-06-2013, 06:21 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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You too, huh ?
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02-07-2013, 05:17 AM
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#494
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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I am waiting for your apology.(tapping foot)
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02-09-2013, 02:39 PM
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#495
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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Would you be put off if I told you I have a boyfriend?
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02-09-2013, 02:40 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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"By law I'm bound to inform you, my sex partner the following."
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02-10-2013, 09:56 AM
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#497
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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Was I good?
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02-10-2013, 10:06 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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Yeah I'm gonna have to charge you for waiting my fucking time limp dick
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02-10-2013, 11:03 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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I have bloody diarrhea
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02-10-2013, 11:09 AM
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#500
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"You're a doctor right? Something fell out I need put back in."
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