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02-01-2013, 03:58 AM
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Got curious and listened to the "pmann file"
That was the funniest fake aussie accent I've ever heard.
Even funnier when it's on speaker phone on the train.
Thanks pmann, for the friday arvo commute giggles from the passengers in carriage one of the Ferny Grove to Beenleigh line.
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That's awesome!
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Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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02-01-2013, 04:42 AM
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You taking a piss at me mate?
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I just spewed coffee all over my screen.
"taking a piss at me"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Fark'n priceless!!
ETA...I'm notcha "mate" champ.
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
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02-01-2013, 05:26 AM
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Game on Moles!
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Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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02-01-2013, 05:50 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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Originally Posted by knot_sweet
I just spewed coffee all over my screen.
"taking a piss at me"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Fark'n priceless!!
ETA...I'm notcha "mate" champ.
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I call everything mate. My friends, make and female, my pet kangie, my digeridoo, my can of Fosters, etc. That is how we do it here in the outback. |
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02-01-2013, 08:00 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
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Originally Posted by pmann
I call everything mate. My friends, make and female, my pet kangie, my digeridoo, my can of Fosters, etc. That is how we do it here in the outback.
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My feelings are hurt. You don't call ME mate!
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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02-01-2013, 08:06 AM
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Me either. Im just called fucker.
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Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
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02-01-2013, 09:07 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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Quote:
Originally Posted by knot_sweet
I just spewed coffee all over my screen.
"taking a piss at me"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Fark'n priceless!!
ETA...I'm notcha "mate" champ.
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Me either. Im just called fucker.
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02-01-2013, 09:11 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
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Me either. Im just called fucker.
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LOL! But what do you do to deserve it?
My doctor called me bitch the other day during our office visit. That was because I took (mock) offense at him calling me "Princess." 
(Before anybody gets offended, he and I have worked together - and been close friends - for more years than I care to count.)
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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02-01-2013, 05:10 PM
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LOL! But what do you do to deserve it?
My doctor called me bitch the other day during our office visit. That was because I took (mock) offense at him calling me "Princess."
(Before anybody gets offended, he and I have worked together - and been close friends - for more years than I care to count.) |
I do nothing to deserve such vitriol. I am all sweetness and light
I like your doctor's bedside manner.
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02-01-2013, 05:11 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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02-01-2013, 06:22 PM
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Sweet n Innocent
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I do nothing to deserve such vitriol. I am all sweetness and light
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Uh huh. Why do I get the feeling that's a carefully constructed facade? WWF. Just saying.
Yeah, I've called him a few choice names during our career and friendship too. When it comes down to it, though, we've both got each other's backs. We've had enough OR "bonding moments;" we're allowed to call each other names.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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02-01-2013, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by pmann
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It's not gett'n any flasha ya wally.
Just to lend a hand - It's 'take'n the mickey' and 'pull'n the piss'. Sometimes 'take'n the piss' or 'have'n a lend' . In a slightly different context,it's 'yank'n ya chain' or 'wind'n ya'p'.
Kangaroos are either 'kangas' or more commonly 'roos'. More rarely you'll hear the terms 'old man roo' or 'boomer' when you're talking about the really large, old, male roos.
No-one drinks Fosters. In generic terms it's 'tinnie', 'stubbie', more commonly just 'beer' and comes in a 'slab'. There are some others, but they're regional dependant.
No-one eats shrimp either. They're prawns.
If you abbreviate Didgeridoo, it's 'didge' with no 'e' sound on the end.
Now 'ave another crack at it.
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
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02-01-2013, 08:17 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Originally Posted by knot_sweet
It's not gett'n any flasha ya wally.
Just to lend a hand - It's 'take'n the mickey' and 'pull'n the piss'. Sometimes 'take'n the piss' or 'have'n a lend' . In a slightly different context,it's 'yank'n ya chain' or 'wind'n ya'p'.
Kangaroos are either 'kangas' or more commonly 'roos'. More rarely you'll hear the terms 'old man roo' or 'boomer' when you're talking about the really large, old, male roos.
No-one drinks Fosters. In generic terms it's 'tinnie', 'stubbie', more commonly just 'beer' and comes in a 'slab'. There are some others, but they're regional dependant.
No-one eats shrimp either. They're prawns.
If you abbreviate Didgeridoo, it's 'didge' with no 'e' sound on the end.
Now 'ave another crack at it.
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02-01-2013, 08:27 PM
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The post of an American posing as an Aussie.
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I'll give ya this much...you're a crack up!!
Your recordings make me laugh...they're funny shit!
Thanks pmann...it's been a rough coupla weeks and I can use a laugh.
Do another one? G'awn... pretty please??
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
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02-01-2013, 10:56 PM
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Really Experienced
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02-02-2013, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by knot_sweet
It's not gett'n any flasha ya wally.
Just to lend a hand - It's 'take'n the mickey' and 'pull'n the piss'. Sometimes 'take'n the piss' or 'have'n a lend' . In a slightly different context,it's 'yank'n ya chain' or 'wind'n ya'p'.
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I have not once, in my lengthy and well travelled life heard anyone say "pulling the piss." Not once.
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Originally Posted by knot_sweet
No-one drinks Fosters. In generic terms it's 'tinnie', 'stubbie', more commonly just 'beer' and comes in a 'slab'. There are some others, but they're regional dependant.
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There are two kinds of people that use the term tinnie.... bogans and people that live in Logan. So really one type of person. I've not heard that terminology used ever nor have I heard Boomer or old man roo. These sound like something out of a Banjo Patterson poem or maybe a Rolf Harris song rather than words used today.
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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02-02-2013, 12:44 AM
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Fuck victoriously!
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*enjoys the show*
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02-02-2013, 12:46 AM
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Why does your amazingly authentic *cough* Australian accent make you automatically sound like a 90 year old? Does mine make me sound like a 90 year old?
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02-02-2013, 12:48 AM
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*enjoys the show*
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Still waiting for yours Mr Long. *taps foot*
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Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
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02-02-2013, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
I have not once, in my lengthy and well travelled life heard anyone say "pulling the piss." Not once.
There are two kinds of people that use the term tinnie.... bogans and people that live in Logan. So really one type of person. I've not heard that terminology used ever nor have I heard Boomer or old man roo. These sound like something out of a Banjo Patterson poem or maybe a Rolf Harris song rather than words used today.
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"pulling the piss" is used pretty frequently among the people I work with.
'tinnie' - try the NT, FNQ or SWQ for that one. Some areas through central NSW and around east WA. Probably Logan speak, but I only go that way if I want to go to Ikea.
'boomer' - I did say "rarely". I had to ask grandad what he meant the first time he said it too. He died a couple of years ago at 91 years old. If you hang around really old blokes, especially on ANZAC day at the RSL, sometimes you'll still hear it. They have a laugh when us younger people stand around with the 'wtf?' look. There's some interesting and colourful speech still bandied about when they have a few.
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
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02-02-2013, 07:35 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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Why does your amazingly authentic *cough* Australian accent make you automatically sound like a 90 year old? Does mine make me sound like a 90 year old?
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02-02-2013, 11:40 PM
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Still waiting for yours Mr Long. *taps foot*
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02-05-2013, 12:04 PM
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Yours makes you sound like an angel. An angel with a filthy mouth, but an angel nevertheless.
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There is something that comes through those media recordings loud and clear...
Good job Pmann.
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02-05-2013, 04:35 PM
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You wanna love Pmann, Em?
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02-05-2013, 05:25 PM
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Sweet n Innocent
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I've got big balls; I've got big balls. They're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls.
Em, you are a kick-ass hotlinker! Where do you find this stuff?
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I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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