A sexy voice...

[BeachMomma]

Originally Posted by knot_sweet

Got curious and listened to the "pmann file"

That was the funniest fake aussie accent I've ever heard.

Even funnier when it's on speaker phone on the train.

Thanks pmann, for the friday arvo commute giggles from the passengers in carriage one of the Ferny Grove to Beenleigh line.

That's awesome!

[knot_sweet]

Originally Posted by pmann

You taking a piss at me mate?

I just spewed coffee all over my screen.
"taking a piss at me"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Fark'n priceless!!

ETA...I'm notcha "mate" champ.

[Rainshine]

Game on Moles!

[pmann]

Originally Posted by knot_sweet

I just spewed coffee all over my screen.
"taking a piss at me"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Fark'n priceless!!

ETA...I'm notcha "mate" champ.

I call everything mate. My friends, make and female, my pet kangie, my digeridoo, my can of Fosters, etc. That is how we do it here in the outback.

[BeachMomma]

Originally Posted by pmann

I call everything mate. My friends, make and female, my pet kangie, my digeridoo, my can of Fosters, etc. That is how we do it here in the outback.

My feelings are hurt. You don't call ME mate!

[Rainshine]

Me either. Im just called fucker.

[pmann]

Originally Posted by knot_sweet

I just spewed coffee all over my screen.
"taking a piss at me"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Fark'n priceless!!

ETA...I'm notcha "mate" champ.

Originally Posted by Rainshine

Me either. Im just called fucker.

That's the most endearing thing you can call a person.

[BeachMomma]

Originally Posted by Rainshine

Me either. Im just called fucker.

LOL! But what do you do to deserve it?

My doctor called me bitch the other day during our office visit. That was because I took (mock) offense at him calling me "Princess."

(Before anybody gets offended, he and I have worked together - and been close friends - for more years than I care to count.)

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by BeachMomma

LOL! But what do you do to deserve it?

My doctor called me bitch the other day during our office visit. That was because I took (mock) offense at him calling me "Princess."

(Before anybody gets offended, he and I have worked together - and been close friends - for more years than I care to count.)

I do nothing to deserve such vitriol. I am all sweetness and light

I like your doctor's bedside manner.

[pmann]

To all of you haters.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TGhXgsnQeA

[BeachMomma]

Originally Posted by Rainshine

I do nothing to deserve such vitriol. I am all sweetness and light

I like your doctor's bedside manner.

Uh huh. Why do I get the feeling that's a carefully constructed facade? WWF. Just saying.

Yeah, I've called him a few choice names during our career and friendship too. When it comes down to it, though, we've both got each other's backs. We've had enough OR "bonding moments;" we're allowed to call each other names.

[knot_sweet]

Originally Posted by pmann

To all of you haters.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TGhXgsnQeA

It's not gett'n any flasha ya wally.

Just to lend a hand - It's 'take'n the mickey' and 'pull'n the piss'. Sometimes 'take'n the piss' or 'have'n a lend' . In a slightly different context,it's 'yank'n ya chain' or 'wind'n ya'p'.

Kangaroos are either 'kangas' or more commonly 'roos'. More rarely you'll hear the terms 'old man roo' or 'boomer' when you're talking about the really large, old, male roos.

No-one drinks Fosters. In generic terms it's 'tinnie', 'stubbie', more commonly just 'beer' and comes in a 'slab'. There are some others, but they're regional dependant.

No-one eats shrimp either. They're prawns.

If you abbreviate Didgeridoo, it's 'didge' with no 'e' sound on the end.



Now 'ave another crack at it.

[pmann]

Originally Posted by knot_sweet

It's not gett'n any flasha ya wally.

Just to lend a hand - It's 'take'n the mickey' and 'pull'n the piss'. Sometimes 'take'n the piss' or 'have'n a lend' . In a slightly different context,it's 'yank'n ya chain' or 'wind'n ya'p'.

Kangaroos are either 'kangas' or more commonly 'roos'. More rarely you'll hear the terms 'old man roo' or 'boomer' when you're talking about the really large, old, male roos.

No-one drinks Fosters. In generic terms it's 'tinnie', 'stubbie', more commonly just 'beer' and comes in a 'slab'. There are some others, but they're regional dependant.

No-one eats shrimp either. They're prawns.

If you abbreviate Didgeridoo, it's 'didge' with no 'e' sound on the end.



Now 'ave another crack at it.

^^^^
The post of an American posing as an Aussie.

[knot_sweet]

Originally Posted by pmann

^^^^
The post of an American posing as an Aussie.

I'll give ya this much...you're a crack up!!

Your recordings make me laugh...they're funny shit!

Thanks pmann...it's been a rough coupla weeks and I can use a laugh.

Do another one? G'awn... pretty please??

[luvnmyboys]

fake or not, i'm enjoying the fun!

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by knot_sweet

It's not gett'n any flasha ya wally.

Just to lend a hand - It's 'take'n the mickey' and 'pull'n the piss'. Sometimes 'take'n the piss' or 'have'n a lend' . In a slightly different context,it's 'yank'n ya chain' or 'wind'n ya'p'.

I have not once, in my lengthy and well travelled life heard anyone say "pulling the piss." Not once.

Originally Posted by knot_sweet

No-one drinks Fosters. In generic terms it's 'tinnie', 'stubbie', more commonly just 'beer' and comes in a 'slab'. There are some others, but they're regional dependant.

There are two kinds of people that use the term tinnie.... bogans and people that live in Logan. So really one type of person. I've not heard that terminology used ever nor have I heard Boomer or old man roo. These sound like something out of a Banjo Patterson poem or maybe a Rolf Harris song rather than words used today.

[Miles Long]

*enjoys the show*

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by pmann

To all of you haters.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TGhXgsnQeA

Why does your amazingly authentic *cough* Australian accent make you automatically sound like a 90 year old? Does mine make me sound like a 90 year old?

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by Miles Long

*enjoys the show*

Still waiting for yours Mr Long. *taps foot*

[knot_sweet]

Originally Posted by Rainshine

I have not once, in my lengthy and well travelled life heard anyone say "pulling the piss." Not once.



There are two kinds of people that use the term tinnie.... bogans and people that live in Logan. So really one type of person. I've not heard that terminology used ever nor have I heard Boomer or old man roo. These sound like something out of a Banjo Patterson poem or maybe a Rolf Harris song rather than words used today.

"pulling the piss" is used pretty frequently among the people I work with.

'tinnie' - try the NT, FNQ or SWQ for that one. Some areas through central NSW and around east WA. Probably Logan speak, but I only go that way if I want to go to Ikea.

'boomer' - I did say "rarely". I had to ask grandad what he meant the first time he said it too. He died a couple of years ago at 91 years old. If you hang around really old blokes, especially on ANZAC day at the RSL, sometimes you'll still hear it. They have a laugh when us younger people stand around with the 'wtf?' look. There's some interesting and colourful speech still bandied about when they have a few.

[pmann]

Originally Posted by Rainshine

Why does your amazingly authentic *cough* Australian accent make you automatically sound like a 90 year old? Does mine make me sound like a 90 year old?

Yours makes you sound like an angel. An angel with a filthy mouth, but an angel nevertheless.

[luvnmyboys]

Originally Posted by Rainshine

Still waiting for yours Mr Long. *taps foot*

me too!

[Emerson40]

Originally Posted by pmann

Yours makes you sound like an angel. An angel with a filthy mouth, but an angel nevertheless.

There is something that comes through those media recordings loud and clear...

Good job Pmann.

[Rainshine]

You wanna love Pmann, Em?

[BeachMomma]

I've got big balls; I've got big balls. They're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls.

Em, you are a kick-ass hotlinker! Where do you find this stuff?