Old 02-01-2013, 01:12 AM   #58351
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Take a message.
They keep calling.
*shrugs and puts the phone back up to his ear*

She said, and I quote, she'd like you to stop calling, and suck a bag of dicks.

*hangs up the phone*

Okay, I dealt with it.

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Old 02-01-2013, 01:15 AM   #58352
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*nods and nods* As do I!
*shrugs and puts the phone back up to his ear*
She said, and a quote, she'd like you to stop calling, and eat a bag of dicks.
*hangs up the phone*
Okay, I dealt with it.
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You telling the Nobel committee to eat a bag of dicks might be my new favorite Daddy moment.

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Meds are about to kick in and my last lucid moments will be spent with a few of my favorite lovelies. Adore you all! Muchly.

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Old 02-01-2013, 01:32 AM   #58353
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:34 AM   #58354
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:43 AM   #58355
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That deal thing better apply in store and not just on the web. I'll be very angry otherwise. Okay well not super angry seeing as I can still order the phone and have ot mailed. It'd just take longer and I'm impatient. I want a better phone damn it!

I wonder if I'd be able to keep my number..... hmm....

I should be asleep. Yet I'm not. I'm wide awake. Bleh.

Let see, take a sick day on Saturday and go see Nonpoint or go to work?

I should stop thinking.
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:18 AM   #58356
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I soooo don't want to be here when he calls them in.
15 signs, part of the notice we sign to be here unsupervised... And they do that...
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:52 AM   #58357
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:06 AM   #58358
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:07 AM   #58359
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There is plenty to read on Literotica...

plus it's always more fun to make your own escapist fantasy
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:35 AM   #58360
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:22 AM   #58361
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There is plenty to read on Literotica...

plus it's always more fun to make your own escapist fantasy
Well, it is fun but sometimes I am lazy. :P
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:02 PM   #58362
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:02 PM   #58363
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:10 PM   #58364
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:12 PM   #58365
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:14 PM   #58366
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:17 PM   #58367
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Lol what's holding you back, Miss?
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:37 PM   #58368
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How much creative license can you take?
Can an alien turn her pussy into the feeling of three mouths? Don't you think that would be playing unfair?
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:37 PM   #58369
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Can an alien turn her pussy into the feeling of three mouths? Don't you think that would be playing unfair?
since when the hell do you play fair? lol go for it :P
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:53 PM   #58370
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:53 PM   #58371
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If she's your character...your alien...I believe it's your call I must throw my lot in with the wolf. Go for it. If you are debating whether or not it would be fair....it means your character would do it. Don't hold her back
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I must throw my lot in with the wolf.
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yay someone agreed with me on something for once!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:07 PM   #58373
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:26 PM   #58374
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