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Old 02-01-2013, 12:51 AM   #1
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:58 AM   #2
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:59 AM   #3
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Ann coulter wasn't a man, last time I checked.
Sometime my humor is lost in the noise. Iíve always considered Chris Christie as asexual. Mostly because I donít want to picture it.
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Sometime my humor is lost in the noise. Iíve always considered Chris Christie as asexual. Mostly because I donít want to picture it.
Forgot about him. I don't know if he's sexist, but he just vetoed a bill to raise minimum wage by a dollar fifty. He replaced it with a bill that would raise it by one dollar three years from now. Poor Jersey.
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Forgot about him. I don't know if he's sexist, but he just vetoed a bill to raise minimum wage by a dollar fifty. He replaced it with a bill that would raise it by one dollar three years from now. Poor Jersey.
Not sure if I have any sympathy for Jersey. They did give us Jersey Shore. I do feel for the hurricane victims, though. It looks like theyíre going through hell.
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Not sure if I have any sympathy for Jersey. They did give us Jersey Shore. I do feel for the hurricane victims, though. It looks like theyíre going through hell.
I'm originally from South Jersey and lived on one of the shore islands for a few years. I'm feeling compelled to defend a bit.

The thing with Jersey Shore is that the people on the show weren't from NJ, at least not most of them. As I recall, most were from New York. Actual NJ people at the shore are reasonably nice. OTOH, I can't speak for the town where they shot the show, as it's farther north in NJ than I lived or went.

I do feel badly for the hurricane victims, although one has to say -- if you live in an area that is regularly threatened by such storms, you have to take some of the consequences.
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I'm originally from South Jersey and lived on one of the shore islands for a few years. I'm feeling compelled to defend a bit.

The thing with Jersey Shore is that the people on the show weren't from NJ, at least not most of them. As I recall, most were from New York. Actual NJ people at the shore are reasonably nice. OTOH, I can't speak for the town where they shot the show, as it's farther north in NJ than I lived or went.

I do feel badly for the hurricane victims, although one has to say -- if you live in an area that is regularly threatened by such storms, you have to take some of the consequences.
A decent immigration policy might work. Keep them across the river in New York. LOL. I think Iíve watched two shows and just wondered what was wrong with me. It has to be me. As popular as the show was, I just must be too old. Though, all the reality shows today seem to exaggerate the stupid. I was extremely dumb in my youth, but they all seem to be overachievers in that category.

I know there are good people everywhere and just as many not so good. People are people.
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I'm originally from South Jersey and lived on one of the shore islands for a few years. I'm feeling compelled to defend a bit.

The thing with Jersey Shore is that the people on the show weren't from NJ, at least not most of them. As I recall, most were from New York. Actual NJ people at the shore are reasonably nice. OTOH, I can't speak for the town where they shot the show, as it's farther north in NJ than I lived or went.

I do feel badly for the hurricane victims, although one has to say -- if you live in an area that is regularly threatened by such storms, you have to take some of the consequences.
One annoying shore member "Paulie D" went to Johnston High with my younger cousins. He was an absolute idiot then and he's now making a lot of money being the same idiot.

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