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02-01-2013, 01:24 AM
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Race Car Winner!
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The Right Way to Steer
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02-01-2013, 11:00 AM
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Ancient writer
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Anything other than ten to two can be disastrous if the power steering fails.
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02-01-2013, 11:04 PM
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Opinionated Old Fart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oggbashan
Anything other than ten to two can be disastrous if the power steering fails.
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If you have an airbag in the steering wheel, ten-and-two will get you two broken arms and two black eyes when the bag deploys.
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02-01-2013, 11:05 PM
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Good little witch.
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Quote:
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If you have an airbag in the steering wheel, ten-and-two will get you two broken arms and two black eyes when the bag deploys.
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And possibly a broken nose, too.
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02-02-2013, 12:01 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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I drive with my hands in the 8 and 4 position precisely because of the airbag. I can easily drive with either hand and often do on jaunts around town.
Elderly people around here drive hunched close to the wheel, hands at 11 and 1, just asking for a broken neck and two broken arms. 
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02-02-2013, 12:24 AM
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Good little witch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TE999
I drive with my hands in the 8 and 4 position precisely because of the airbag. I can easily drive with either hand and often do on jaunts around town.
Elderly people around here drive hunched close to the wheel, hands at 11 and 1, just asking for a broken neck and two broken arms. |
I call them "squirrels".
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02-02-2013, 01:10 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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Thanks for posting this video.
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02-02-2013, 05:57 AM
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Ancient writer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Weird Harold
If you have an airbag in the steering wheel, ten-and-two will get you two broken arms and two black eyes when the bag deploys.
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Airbag? What's that?
My cars do have seat belts but not airbags. |
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02-02-2013, 08:14 AM
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No, No and No
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My preferred position is left knee at 6, freeing both hands for the essential tasks of cellphone operation and changing CDs.
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02-02-2013, 12:46 PM
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Opinionated Old Fart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oggbashan
Airbag? What's that?
My cars do have seat belts but not airbags.
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02-02-2013, 01:39 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
I call them "squirrels".
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OMG that is so funny. They look just like that. 
The ones that really creep me out are the ones looking through the steering wheel while driving. They're probably sitting on a pillow and can barely reach the pedals. Combine that with the reaction time of a Three Toed Sloth and the depth perception of a Wall Eyed Pike and they're an accident waiting to happen and it does, frequently. 
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
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