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Old 01-31-2013, 08:58 AM   #15226
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Holy crap! Glad everyone's okay.

A tree fell on our house five years ago. I hate trees. And wind.
Thanks! It sucks! Luckily my father is an electrician so that won't cost anything.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:48 AM   #15227
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:28 PM   #15228
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Thank you Lord for letting that tree miss my house. Sure it ripped my electrical service, cable, siding and part of my external wall clean off the house, but nobody got hurt.
Thank you indeed! I've had to clean up the aftermath of a few tree/house collisions, they can be messy. You're lucky to have a tradesman in the family, that will certainly save you a few bucks.
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Old 01-31-2013, 02:44 PM   #15229
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Thank you indeed! I've had to clean up the aftermath of a few tree/house collisions, they can be messy. You're lucky to have a tradesman in the family, that will certainly save you a few bucks.
Yeah, it helps!
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:08 PM   #15230
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:47 PM   #15231
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Hanging up on your boss with an accidental "ok love you, bye" is kind of awkward.
 

Old 02-01-2013, 12:44 AM   #15232
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Who the fuck have you been talking to and who is out to get me?
I was going to tell you, but 'they' stopped me...sorry.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:47 AM   #15233
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One of my cousins has become a Doomsday Prepper. He's stockpiling food and ammunition. He doesn't own any guns, so I don't understand the ammunition stockpiling part.
Well, not being a prepper but finding the mindset interesting, it seems that 'doomsday' indicates a failure of our currency, so silver and gold get stockpiled as well. Ammunition will also, theoretically, be valuable as both a trade good and for defense against those who presumably did not stock food, etc, though you are right, the gun part is rather crucial for that to work.
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:08 AM   #15234
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Day 2 with no power. The little one is no longer buying my suggestion that this is an adventure. "Really, mommy?? This is not an adventure, it's a pain in the neck!!"
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:50 AM   #15235
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Hanging up on your boss with an accidental "ok love you, bye" is kind of awkward.
So pushing for a pay rise? ...mind you if it was a determined hang-up then it would be quite a mind-fuck with the 'love you"
 

Old 02-01-2013, 07:01 AM   #15236
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So pushing for a pay rise? ...mind you if it was a determined hang-up then it would be quite a mind-fuck with the 'love you"
hahaha No. It was totally non-thinking. Worse was when I realised and called him back only to have him answer in hysterics and then as he hung up from that conversation with a "love you too" and more laughter.

Ugh. Mortified.
 

Old 02-01-2013, 07:29 AM   #15237
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:11 AM   #15238
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hahaha No. It was totally non-thinking. Worse was when I realised and called him back only to have him answer in hysterics and then as he hung up from that conversation with a "love you too" and more laughter.

Ugh. Mortified.
You might as well milk it for all its worth. LOL

I once got into a yelling (ok cursing lol) match with one of the doctors. Long story short, I called him everything in the book. We mentioned it later, and someone wanted to know what I called him. His name sounded like Dr Batey. He joked that I called him Master. From then on, that was my nickname for him. I called him Master Batey every time I saw him. It made him giggle like a schoolboy, but somehow it became a bonding moment for us. He didn't like most of the techs or nurses, but we got along great after that.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:21 AM   #15239
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You might as well milk it for all its worth. LOL

I once got into a yelling (ok cursing lol) match with one of the doctors. Long story short, I called him everything in the book. We mentioned it later, and someone wanted to know what I called him. His name sounded like Dr Batey. He joked that I called him Master. From then on, that was my nickname for him. I called him Master Batey every time I saw him. It made him giggle like a schoolboy, but somehow it became a bonding moment for us. He didn't like most of the techs or nurses, but we got along great after that.
Hey, how could he feel any different? Having a hot redhead joking about jacking off, you gotta like that.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:00 PM   #15241
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:15 PM   #15242
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:09 PM   #15243
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How freaking sick.... this show is just...... I'm speechless.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 09:10 AM   #15244
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Given that today is Groundhog Day, I hope nobody tries a lame joke...
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Given that today is Groundhog Day, I hope nobody tries a lame joke...
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Old 02-02-2013, 04:20 PM   #15249
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Hahaha. I see what you did there!
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