Old 01-30-2013, 03:58 PM   #95326
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(We'll accept that.)

I'm sure I have at some point. I'm a shameless, incurable flirt.

HYE gotten fussed at by a partner/spouse for flirting with his/her best friend?
his friend, a waiter, a stranger on the street (I'm a wretched flirt too)

HYE gotten in a fight because of your S/O?
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Old 01-30-2013, 04:00 PM   #95327
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well, does getting fussed at for flirting with a sales rep half my age count?

HYE flirted with someone just to make a sale (or get ahead, depending on your job?)
Sure....but am a flirt anyway

HYE worked a flirt to the max?
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:25 PM   #95328
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Sure....but am a flirt anyway

HYE worked a flirt to the max?
yes and then some :-)

HYE been out flirted in return?
 

Old 01-30-2013, 09:30 PM   #95329
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yes and then some :-)

HYE been out flirted in return?
yes - she is wittier than I

HYE wished sometimes that all of this technology would go away and life would be more simple?
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Old 01-31-2013, 02:25 AM   #95330
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yes - she is wittier than I

HYE wished sometimes that all of this technology would go away and life would be more simple?
Never.

HYE gotten laid because of technology?
 

Old 01-31-2013, 09:16 PM   #95331
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Never.

HYE gotten laid because of technology?
can't say I have.

HYE hooked up with someone and then stopped before it went all the way?
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:23 PM   #95332
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can't say I have.

HYE hooked up with someone and then stopped before it went all the way?
Yes

HYE been used as a booty call?
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:27 PM   #95333
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HYE been used as a booty call?
not even when I begged

HYE hooked up with the one that got away?
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:28 PM   #95334
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:28 PM   #95335
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not even when I begged

HYE hooked up with the one that got away?
Nope,

HYE skinny dipped?
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:29 PM   #95336
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HYE skinny dipped?
Yup

HYE had your swim suit fall off while swimming and people noticed?
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:30 PM   #95337
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HYE skinny dipped?
Yep... ahhh... memories...

HYE been black out drunk?
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:46 PM   #95338
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Yep... ahhh... memories...

HYE been black out drunk?
Nope...I do not drink.....

HYE had a friend toss his/her cookies in your car while they were drunk?
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:58 PM   #95339
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Nope...I do not drink.....

HYE had a friend toss his/her cookies in your car while they were drunk?
no.. I've not had that pleasure.

HYE fallen off of your chair from laughing so hard?
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:15 PM   #95340
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no.. I've not had that pleasure.

HYE fallen off of your chair from laughing so hard?
Yes... those are the best laughs

HYE broken a piece of furniture during sex.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:16 PM   #95341
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HYE broken a piece of furniture during sex.
Yes, my bed.

HYE, injured yourself so severely during sex you had to see a doctor?
 

Old 01-31-2013, 10:19 PM   #95342
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Yes, my bed.

HYE, injured yourself so severely during sex you had to see a doctor?
Does an ER trip due to anaphylactic shock count?

HYE had sex in a public place?
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:22 PM   #95343
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Does an ER trip due to anaphylactic shock count?

HYE had sex in a public place?
Yes, 24 hour grocery store parking lot.

HYE, fucked someone you really didn't like?
 

Old 01-31-2013, 11:31 PM   #95344
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HYE been someones rebound affair?
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:32 PM   #95345
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HYE been someones rebound affair?
Yes

HYE, been someone's go to rebound? As in on more the one occasion with the same person.
 

Old 02-01-2013, 12:25 AM   #95346
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HYE, been someone's go to rebound? As in on more the one occasion with the same person.
no


HYE experience it?
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Old 02-01-2013, 02:47 AM   #95347
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HYE attempted to seduce someone and had them yawn instead?
 

Old 02-01-2013, 05:23 AM   #95348
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HYE attempted to seduce someone and had them yawn instead?
Not that I remember, but then again you wouldn't would you??

HYE met one of those people who don't recognise personal space and always talk about two inches from your face?
 

Old 02-01-2013, 05:42 AM   #95349
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Not that I remember, but then again you wouldn't would you??

HYE met one of those people who don't recognise personal space and always talk about two inches from your face?
OOh....many !!

HYE met one of those folks who keep on forgetting to switch off / silence their cell phones while inside a Church or at a Funeral ?
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:43 AM   #95350
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OOh....many !!

HYE met one of those folks who keep on forgetting to switch off / silence their cell phones while inside a Church or at a Funeral ?
yes, they would be the people that sit near me in the movie theater.

HYE laughed til you cried?
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