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Interviewed and hired within 6 hours...somebody picked the right day to wear lucky shoes! Yippie for me!
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:47 PM   #258652
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Probably took most of that 6 hours to do the paperwork. You had him from "hello."
...really? And here I thought it was the subtle flash of garter when I crossed my legs to sit upon his desk.



I'm happy....I needed something to do with my time for the next few months. Lit was becoming home again.
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:48 PM   #258653
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:49 PM   #258654
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Old 01-30-2013, 04:06 PM   #258655
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Old 01-30-2013, 04:33 PM   #258656
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:32 PM   #258657
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Gabby Giffords’ handwritten testimony, delivered by her today at the Senate Judiciary Committee’s hearing on gun violence.

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Old 01-30-2013, 05:44 PM   #258658
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Gabby Giffords’ handwritten testimony, delivered by her today at the Senate Judiciary Committee’s hearing on gun violence.
those damned boohoo victims...
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:50 PM   #258659
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those damned boohoo victims...
boohoo victim?

She was fucking shot in the head!!!!!
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:52 PM   #258661
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Gabby Giffords’ handwritten testimony, delivered by her today at the Senate Judiciary Committee’s hearing on gun violence.

http://motherjones.tumblr.com/post/4...mony-delivered
Well if we had just banned assault rifles...oh wait....another pistol shooting victim.
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:54 PM   #258662
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boohoo victim?

She was fucking shot in the head!!!!!
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:55 PM   #258663
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Again, she was shot in the fucking head!!

That trumps EVERYTHING the GOPers and Tea Party and NRA can say!!!
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:58 PM   #258664
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Again, she was shot in the fucking head!!

That trumps EVERYTHING the GOPers and Tea Party and NRA can say!!!
Sure sure, but how could it possibly top what the sufisaints say? I mean really.
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:06 PM   #258666
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boohoo victim?

She was fucking shot in the head!!!!!
So was I... totally do not support the "More fail might = win" gun control policy being pushed.

All these fucking retarded accessories bans and magazine capacity bullshit rules didn't do fucking shit before except exacerbate our illegal weapons trade. Not a mother fucking shred of evidence any of that bullshit works. "You can keep your high cap mag's just don't put more than 7 rounds in" are you mother fucking kidding me? Could the left wing be any more fucking fail? Probably not....

Education, licencing and regulation of gun ownership while still allowing access to all who qualify.

Works for drugs.....works for prostitution.....works for every other fucking social issue....even this one how many machine gun massacres do you see? Me and several million other Americans own NFA items (burst, auto, silencers...you know REAL assault rifles?) yea...totally legal...no machine gun problems.

You lefties need to get on your leaderships case and ask why the fuck they pushing for such ass clown legislation, fail boat legislation AGAIN...instead of taking a proven path to sucess that they themselves advocate in evvvvvvvvverry other fuckin' social issue except this particular one.

Face it guys... prohibition has a 110% suck ass track record here in Merikuh....and your assault weapons ban will fail, again, just like the one in CT.
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:38 PM   #258667
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:25 PM   #258669
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:35 PM   #258670
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I don't really like posting on lit anymore. I might just stick to cat posts from now on.
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:36 PM   #258671
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Actually this is really cute. I replaced my kittie's toy that she keeps losing today, and she's been carrying it around in her mouth and playing with it all evening. Batting it to and fro. Making happy little 'prrruppt!' sounds.
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Old 01-30-2013, 08:30 PM   #258674
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