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Old 01-25-2013, 04:48 AM   #12126
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But it won't hook into the HDMI1 port.

I put in a Marvin Gay CD.

And you get Tammy Tirrell at full volume.


I put in a wind-up CD player
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And you get Tammy Tirrell at full volume.


I put in a wind-up CD player
and you get a tranny android.

I put in a 78 rpm vinyl disk...
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Old 01-26-2013, 05:05 AM   #12128
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And you get strange looks from people whom have never seen a vinyl record, let alone a 78.

I put in a shift knob from a 72 Trans Am.
 

Old 01-26-2013, 10:37 AM   #12129
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And you get strange looks from people whom have never seen a vinyl record, let alone a 78.

I put in a shift knob from a 72 Trans Am.

but it don't fit the Bristol 400 sports.


I put in a real decent car: Noble 600.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:22 AM   #12130
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I put in a real decent car: Noble 600.
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and it's a gas.

I put in argon and neon...
You get a cheesy sign advertising some beer no one ever drinks.


I put on a frozen mug.
 

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You get a cheesy sign advertising some beer no one ever drinks.

I put on a frozen mug.
it burns the hands of the mugger.


I put in a pair of winter gloves
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it burns the hands of the mugger.


I put in a pair of winter gloves
And you immediately lose one.

I toss in a hat.
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And you immediately lose one.

I toss in a hat.
But the straw freezes in the snow.


I put in a Bumbly.
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But the straw freezes in the snow.


I put in a Bumbly.
And, "she" walks by with a beehive hairdo and flashes you right back to your highschool days.

I put in a 45.
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And, "she" walks by with a beehive hairdo and flashes you right back to your high-school days.

I put in a 45.
but it's valued at only 44


I put in a old 78
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But it is truly found to be a 69


I put in a 32
 

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But it is truly found to be a 69


I put in a 32
but it's only &20, really.


I put in an ICL 1900C mainframe.
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I put in an ICL 1900C mainframe.
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I put in one ticket for elGordo...
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and you get a pile of random data.

I put in one ticket for elGordo...

It was dated 2010.


I put in a broken pair of headphones
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You get a walkman that hasn't been used in 20 years.

I put in an Ipod.
 

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I put in an Ipod.
and you get a bowl of Ipeas.

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and you get a bowl of Ipeas.

I put in a girl from Ipanema...
And Stan getz mad
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And Stan getz mad
everyone getz mad because HP forgot to put something in.

(Geez, that sounds like something Maj would really complain about!)
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I put in a girl from Ipanema...
And everyone says, "Ahhh."

I put in a dusty turntable for you vinyl fans.
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I put in a dusty turntable for you vinyl fans.
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and the music goes snap, crackle, and pop.

I put in a box of Rice Krispies...
And you get a loopy fruit.

I put in Tony the Tiger.
 

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I put in Tony the Tiger.

Who gets very confused when meeting Tigger for the first time



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I put in a banana
And I ask for the chocolate syrup, giggling all the while.

I put in a tea kettle.
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I put in a banana
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