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01-29-2013, 04:52 AM
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#12276
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Saxon_Hart is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
I hope the trip was WORTH it
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01-29-2013, 05:42 AM
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#12277
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
If it isn't worth it, it wouldn't throb.
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Throb -> Thorn
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01-29-2013, 10:58 AM
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#12278
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Throb -> Thorn
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01-29-2013, 11:44 AM
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
thorn -> horny
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Horny -> Honey
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01-29-2013, 11:46 AM
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#12280
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Horny -> Honey
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Honey, Don't be so nosey... |
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01-29-2013, 11:48 AM
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#12281
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Honey, Don't be so nosey...
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I can't be Nosey while I Snore.
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"Mind if I sit down?"
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01-29-2013, 11:51 AM
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#12282
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
I can't be Nosey while I Snore.
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If you snore, I will have sworn. |
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01-29-2013, 11:55 AM
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#12283
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
If you snore, I will have sworn.
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You'd have Sworn or you Swore? 
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01-29-2013, 11:56 AM
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Everybody Party!
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You'd have Sworn or you Swore? |
She swore to her husband that she had no idea who sent her the dozen red roses. |
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01-29-2013, 12:00 PM
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#12285
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
She swore to her husband that she had no idea who sent her the dozen red roses.
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The Roses came from the Store next door.
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01-29-2013, 12:03 PM
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
The Roses came from the Store next door.
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He went to the store to buy roast beef. |
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01-29-2013, 12:05 PM
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#12287
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
He went to the store to buy roast beef.
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While they were having Roast beef they made a Toast.
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01-29-2013, 12:15 PM
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Everybody Party!
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While they were having Roast beef they made a Toast.
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Do you prefer toast or tarts? |
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01-29-2013, 12:17 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Do you prefer toast or tarts?
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I prefer Tarts - they are not Trash.
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01-29-2013, 12:20 PM
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Everybody Party!
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I prefer Tarts - they are not Trash.
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When you take out the trash, don't wear a clean shirt. |
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01-29-2013, 12:23 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
When you take out the trash, don't wear a clean shirt.
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I'm not wearing a clean Shirt as it'll be filled with Shits. 
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01-29-2013, 12:25 PM
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#12292
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Everybody Party!
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I'm not wearing a clean Shirt as it'll be filled with Shits. |
Someople actually keep track of their shits on lists. |
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01-29-2013, 12:30 PM
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#12293
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Someople actually keep track of their shits on lists.
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Okay - on Lists it is, but Still...
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01-29-2013, 01:42 PM
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Yeah, still just a guru
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Okay - on Lists it is, but Still...
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still > tiles
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01-29-2013, 03:02 PM
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Everybody Party!
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still > tiles
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01-29-2013, 03:11 PM
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Disarmed...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
tiles -> least
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Least > paste
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Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-29-2013, 03:22 PM
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Least > paste
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01-29-2013, 04:01 PM
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Disarmed...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Throat feel like paste? Maybe it's strep.
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Strep's bad, but I've taken steps to counteract it.
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-29-2013, 10:44 PM
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#12299
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Strep's bad, but I've taken steps to counteract it.
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steps~~>press
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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01-30-2013, 02:52 AM
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Disarmed...
steve44uk is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoParks
steps~~>press
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Press > spear
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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