The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

But it won't hook into the HDMI1 port.

I put in a Marvin Gay CD.

And you get Tammy Tirrell at full volume.


I put in a wind-up CD player

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

And you get Tammy Tirrell at full volume.


I put in a wind-up CD player

and you get a tranny android.

I put in a 78 rpm vinyl disk...

[Saxon_Hart]

And you get strange looks from people whom have never seen a vinyl record, let alone a 78.

I put in a shift knob from a 72 Trans Am.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

And you get strange looks from people whom have never seen a vinyl record, let alone a 78.

I put in a shift knob from a 72 Trans Am.

but it don't fit the Bristol 400 sports.


I put in a real decent car: Noble 600.

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

but it don't fit the Bristol 400 sports.


I put in a real decent car: Noble 600.

and it's a gas.

I put in argon and neon...

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and it's a gas.

I put in argon and neon...

You get a cheesy sign advertising some beer no one ever drinks.


I put on a frozen mug.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

You get a cheesy sign advertising some beer no one ever drinks.

I put on a frozen mug.

it burns the hands of the mugger.


I put in a pair of winter gloves

[glynndah]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

it burns the hands of the mugger.


I put in a pair of winter gloves

And you immediately lose one.

I toss in a hat.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by glynndah

And you immediately lose one.

I toss in a hat.

But the straw freezes in the snow.


I put in a Bumbly.

[YoursSINSerely]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

But the straw freezes in the snow.


I put in a Bumbly.

And, "she" walks by with a beehive hairdo and flashes you right back to your highschool days.

I put in a 45.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by YoursSINSerely

And, "she" walks by with a beehive hairdo and flashes you right back to your high-school days.

I put in a 45.

but it's valued at only 44


I put in a old 78

[Saxon_Hart]

But it is truly found to be a 69


I put in a 32

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

But it is truly found to be a 69


I put in a 32

but it's only &20, really.


I put in an ICL 1900C mainframe.

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

but it's only &20, really.


I put in an ICL 1900C mainframe.

and you get a pile of random data.

I put in one ticket for elGordo...

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and you get a pile of random data.

I put in one ticket for elGordo...

It was dated 2010.


I put in a broken pair of headphones

[Saxon_Hart]

You get a walkman that hasn't been used in 20 years.

I put in an Ipod.

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

You get a walkman that hasn't been used in 20 years.

I put in an Ipod.

and you get a bowl of Ipeas.

I put in a girl from Ipanema...

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and you get a bowl of Ipeas.

I put in a girl from Ipanema...

And Stan getz mad

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

And Stan getz mad

everyone getz mad because HP forgot to put something in.

(Geez, that sounds like something Maj would really complain about!)

[annanova]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and you get a bowl of Ipeas.

I put in a girl from Ipanema...

And everyone says, "Ahhh."

I put in a dusty turntable for you vinyl fans.

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by annanova

And everyone says, "Ahhh."

I put in a dusty turntable for you vinyl fans.

and the music goes snap, crackle, and pop.

I put in a box of Rice Krispies...

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and the music goes snap, crackle, and pop.

I put in a box of Rice Krispies...

And you get a loopy fruit.

I put in Tony the Tiger.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

And you get a loopy fruit.

I put in Tony the Tiger.

Who gets very confused when meeting Tigger for the first time



I put in a banana

[annanova]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

Who gets very confused when meeting Tigger for the first time



I put in a banana

And I ask for the chocolate syrup, giggling all the while.

I put in a tea kettle.

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

Who gets very confused when meeting Tigger for the first time



I put in a banana

and you get scolded for being a very naughty boy.

I put in an old Bananarama video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26q1BNZJ4v8