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01-29-2013, 12:53 AM
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around an Axis
Spins is offline
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01-29-2013, 12:53 AM
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Lord of smut
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Location: Hongkong
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Originally Posted by theapproachingcurve
IA you know this sounds like you're the pissed off female and I'm the clueless male..
Sorry, did I leave the seat up? My bad.
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IA she is not really pissed off and enjoying herself
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Noticed Negatively
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01-29-2013, 08:57 AM
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Just chillin
Ricky_Champagne is offline
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Originally Posted by troubledone
IA she is not really pissed off and enjoying herself
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IA he has multiple personalities.
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Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters. ~ Norman from A River Runs Through It
You have to accept yourself for who you are if you expect others to do the same. ~ Me
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01-29-2013, 09:14 AM
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Short and Sweet
JoyDyan is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Middle of a cornfield in the Midwest U.S.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ricky_Champagne
IA he has multiple personalities.
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IA he's being a good boy and doing his homework!
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“You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”― Mae West
“In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.” ― Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
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01-29-2013, 09:21 AM
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Really Really Experienced
C2W is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: I live where ever I am--, at the time
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I assume that she is younger than she would have us believe
and juicier than she is willing to admit;
and more wanton than an adolescent boy.
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01-29-2013, 10:00 AM
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#40156
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Literotica Guru
mandyreeree is offline
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Originally Posted by C2W
I assume that she is younger than she would have us believe
and juicier than she is willing to admit;
and more wanton than an adolescent boy.
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IA he likes mayo on a sandwich |
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01-29-2013, 10:01 AM
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Lit Married
OxfordDon is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Wishing it was Texas....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mandyreeree
IA he likes mayo on a sandwich
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IA she likes colourful underwear 
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01-29-2013, 11:00 AM
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Short and Sweet
JoyDyan is offline
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IA he'd rather not wear any at all. 
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“You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”― Mae West
“In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.” ― Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
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01-29-2013, 11:01 AM
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Lit Married
OxfordDon is offline
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Originally Posted by JoyDyan
IA he'd rather not wear any at all. |
IA she likes the thought of that.... 
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Littlebitofme has all of me...
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01-29-2013, 11:08 AM
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Literotica Guru
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IA he is very articulate.
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01-29-2013, 11:10 AM
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Back to killing threads
hotternow is online now
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Location: in a fantasy state, mostly
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IA he is awake much later than I
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Slow
whispers the moon
that we scream under
....No halo high or low
Peter V. Fenton
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01-29-2013, 11:11 AM
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Literotica Guru
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IA she doesn't wanta see a pick of my penis! |
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01-29-2013, 11:14 AM
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deceitfully innocent
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IA he's a night owl
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"I like my coffee like my men- strong and keeps me up all night!"
"You can sleep with a blond, you can sleep with a brunette, but you will NEVER get any sleep with a red head!"
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01-29-2013, 11:16 AM
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Literotica Guru
Midnight_Man is offline
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IA she thinks about sex a lot! |
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01-29-2013, 11:37 AM
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Back to killing threads
hotternow is online now
Join Date: Apr 2011
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IA he actually reads profiles!
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Slow
whispers the moon
that we scream under
....No halo high or low
Peter V. Fenton
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01-29-2013, 11:42 AM
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Literotica Guru
Midnight_Man is offline
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Originally Posted by hotternow
IA he actually reads profiles! |
IA she thinks everyone should. |
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01-29-2013, 11:45 AM
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#40167
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Back to killing threads
hotternow is online now
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IA he's a pretty smart man.
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Slow
whispers the moon
that we scream under
....No halo high or low
Peter V. Fenton
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01-29-2013, 11:48 AM
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Literotica Guru
Midnight_Man is offline
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Originally Posted by hotternow
IA he's a pretty smart man.
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IA she is being very kind. lol |
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01-29-2013, 11:50 AM
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#40169
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Ha! That was cute.
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Originally Posted by Midnight_Man
IA she is being very kind. lol
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01-29-2013, 11:52 AM
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Literotica Guru
Midnight_Man is offline
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IA she wants to start taking lessons right away  |
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01-29-2013, 11:54 AM
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Ha! That was cute.
heather_baby is offline
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IA that he might not have a problem helping me finger the right positions.  |
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01-29-2013, 11:57 AM
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Literotica Guru
Midnight_Man is offline
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IA she understands these lessons could get very physical |
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01-29-2013, 12:39 PM
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Literotica Guru
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IA he doesn't get up particularly early in the morning.
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01-29-2013, 01:52 PM
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#40174
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Viva la Tarte!
blulilacgrl is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MattWolf
IA he doesn't get up particularly early in the morning.
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IA that he is at least partly wild and maybe a little dangerous. |
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01-29-2013, 02:21 PM
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#40175
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Literotica Guru
mandyreeree is offline
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Originally Posted by blulilacgrl
IA that he is at least partly wild and maybe a little dangerous. |
IA she likes silk |
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