Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Authors' Hangout

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 01-28-2013, 04:23 PM   #8426
luvthedesserts
Shifting Sand
 
luvthedesserts's Avatar
 
luvthedesserts is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Where the voices tell me
Posts: 3,201
Unhappy

What does, “Get laid,” mean?


(Openly weeping with no hope or prospects in sight)
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-28-2013, 05:45 PM   #8427
Handley_Page
Terminally Innocent.
 
Handley_Page's Avatar
 
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 24,636
Quote:
Originally Posted by luvthedesserts View Post
What does, “Get laid,” mean?


(Openly weeping with no hope or prospects in sight)
Ask Stella Omega.
She knows more about this sort of thing than the rest of us, I think.


I wish that there was a handy brothel locally.
__________________
.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Handley Page

"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
"Pest Control"
"Mavis's Car Trip"
"Norman-the-dragon "
"Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "

http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-28-2013, 06:34 PM   #8428
Saxon_Hart
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
 
Saxon_Hart's Avatar
 
Saxon_Hart is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Deep in the heart of Texas
Posts: 1,374
Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page View Post
Ask Stella Omega.
She knows more about this sort of thing than the rest of us, I think.


I wish that there was a handy brothel locally.
Move to Vegas. Oldest profession is semi legal there.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-28-2013, 07:03 PM   #8429
lilmisspuffit
Virgin
 
lilmisspuffit is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 3
No sex for me today. My Mistress and I have both been too busy Never at the same time though. When I'm free, she's busy. When She's free, I'm at work. A pet needs to be played with. I had to play all alone today.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-28-2013, 07:26 PM   #8430
JagFarlane
Ridin' horses
 
JagFarlane's Avatar
 
JagFarlane is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: VA
Posts: 8,956
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart View Post
Move to Vegas. Oldest profession is semi legal there.
Reno, it's actually illegal in Vegas.
__________________
Long time no see.

My Stories

Proud Playgrounder #125
My Survivor 2013 Scorecard

My latest story: A Weekend in Appalachia Category: Erotic Couplings
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-28-2013, 10:40 PM   #8431
YoursSINSerely
Join Me For a Drink?
 
YoursSINSerely's Avatar
 
YoursSINSerely is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: East of the River
Posts: 18,710
AGAIN!


I'm here, again!
__________________
I am Yours SINSerely,

Babs

Something fun to read and fun to wear: Black Satin Stilettos

I'm begging for one more good vote - Please Don't Go Emily
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-29-2013, 01:01 AM   #8432
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
 
Deprived_in_AZ's Avatar
 
Deprived_in_AZ is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 9,536
I don't think I even remember how to do it.
__________________
Deprived Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-29-2013, 02:53 AM   #8433
TxRad
Dirty Old Man
 
TxRad's Avatar
 
TxRad is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 25,150
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deprived_in_AZ View Post
I don't think I even remember how to do it.
When you find out, you can give me some pointers.

The fact that I'm one the computer at 2 in the morning should give you a clue as to my laid status.
__________________
New Story: Deer Island 4/24/13 Incest

New Story: The B-Girl Bandits 4/14/13 Erotic Coupling

Earth Day Contest story: The Devil and an Angel 3/30/13 Romance




Why yes, I am a dirty old man. Thanks for asking.

All Stories By TxRad
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-29-2013, 02:55 AM   #8434
dawei
Really Experienced
 
dawei's Avatar
 
dawei is online now
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 228
Not yesterday, not today, but always hopeful about tomorrow.
__________________

If you like reading my stories, please write and let me know.

>> my stories are here <<

“What if you try to--write--your fantasy. Can you do that?” -dawei

"And here is my initial request. I bark it out excitedly, 'Take off your clothes!'" -dawei

"Just keep in mind that a happy woman is much sweeter, don't ya know." -dawei

  Reply With Quote

Old 01-29-2013, 03:52 AM   #8435
Handley_Page
Terminally Innocent.
 
Handley_Page's Avatar
 
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 24,636
I'm having trouble with the "today" bit of the title.
I reckon 'this week' or even 'this month' might be more appropriate in my case.
__________________
.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Handley Page

"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
"Pest Control"
"Mavis's Car Trip"
"Norman-the-dragon "
"Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "

http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 02:15 AM   #8436
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
 
Deprived_in_AZ's Avatar
 
Deprived_in_AZ is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 9,536
Nope, no nookie.
__________________
Deprived Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 05:26 AM   #8437
sirhugs
Riding to the Rescue
 
sirhugs's Avatar
 
sirhugs is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 32,558
Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page View Post
I'm having trouble with the "today" bit of the title.
I reckon 'this week' or even 'this month' might be more appropriate in my case.
"this year"?

though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.
__________________
new story, erotic coupling with a dirty twist:

The English Country Spinster


or explore my other perversions at:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions

Last edited by sirhugs : 01-31-2013 at 05:42 AM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 08:45 AM   #8438
Handley_Page
Terminally Innocent.
 
Handley_Page's Avatar
 
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 24,636
Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhugs View Post
"this year"?

though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.
I don't even want to think about how long ago it was for me.
[ Even discounting the time I was ill. ]
__________________
.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Handley Page

"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
"Pest Control"
"Mavis's Car Trip"
"Norman-the-dragon "
"Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "

http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 09:28 AM   #8439
Artina Heartflash
glamour ghost
 
Artina Heartflash is offline
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: beyond your control
Posts: 3,125
Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhugs View Post
"this year"?

though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.
Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:

Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?

I would, but I have been shut out.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 09:35 AM   #8440
heather_baby
Ha! That was cute.
 
heather_baby's Avatar
 
heather_baby is offline
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: In the DIRTAYY SOUTH
Posts: 1,012
Nope. I can't even remember the last time O.o..
__________________
You want my attention, then don't waste it.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=766438
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 09:40 AM   #8441
GaspingDarkness
Really Experienced
 
GaspingDarkness's Avatar
 
GaspingDarkness is offline
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The precipice of delicious reverie
Posts: 231
Quote:
Originally Posted by heather_baby View Post
Nope. I can't even remember the last time O.o..
That memorable, eh?

You deserve a night you'll never forget
__________________
Slipping into dreams
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 11:17 AM   #8442
luvthedesserts
Shifting Sand
 
luvthedesserts's Avatar
 
luvthedesserts is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Where the voices tell me
Posts: 3,201
It's barely eight am. The only thing stirring down there is a bit of gas.
__________________
Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.

The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.

Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.

My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 03:30 PM   #8443
Vocebella
Virgin
 
Vocebella is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Midwest USA
Posts: 15
No...currently on day seven of this seemingly never ending sexual draught. When you can't watch a hockey game without thinking about how much you'd love to ravage that toothless savage right there on the ice you know its getting bad.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 04:02 PM   #8444
Cruel2BKind
Still walking
 
Cruel2BKind's Avatar
 
Cruel2BKind is offline
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vocebella View Post
No...currently on day seven of this seemingly never ending sexual draught. When you can't watch a hockey game without thinking about how much you'd love to ravage that toothless savage right there on the ice you know its getting bad.
A never-ending sexual draught would be interesting.

Drought is what I'm experiencing.
__________________
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions


These be my stories, if you be interested!

Most are gay male, though I have two that are straight, and one that is a How to.

I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay!
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 04:05 PM   #8445
Vocebella
Virgin
 
Vocebella is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Midwest USA
Posts: 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind View Post
A never-ending sexual draught would be interesting.

Drought is what I'm experiencing.
Shit, that's what I get for not double checking before I hit Submit. Sadly no draught here, it is definitely a drought.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-31-2013, 05:53 PM   #8446
sirhugs
Riding to the Rescue
 
sirhugs's Avatar
 
sirhugs is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 32,558
Quote:
Originally Posted by Artina Heartflash View Post
Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:

Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?

I would, but I have been shut out.
she moved to California. We are still in contact.
__________________
new story, erotic coupling with a dirty twist:

The English Country Spinster


or explore my other perversions at:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
  Reply With Quote

Old 02-01-2013, 09:07 AM   #8447
TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
 
TheeGoatPig's Avatar
 
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
Posts: 12,392
Quote:
Originally Posted by Artina Heartflash View Post
Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:

Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?

I would, but I have been shut out.
I haven't spoken to the first woman I had sex with in almost 16 years.

The second woman I had sex with hasn't spoken to me in over five years.

I haven't had sex with anyone else.
__________________
I'm not paying cash for sex.
My Stories
Kick the Sun, Martial Arts Movie Reviews
My LiveJournal
My Love Life
My Life Story
My Myspace (that double "My" sounds so stupid...)
Pics Of Me (lots of them)
I'm not just a goat pig, or even The Goat Pig, I'm THEE Goat Pig!
A.H. Directory
  Reply With Quote

Old 02-01-2013, 03:27 PM   #8448
Vocebella
Virgin
 
Vocebella is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Midwest USA
Posts: 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vocebella View Post
Shit, that's what I get for not double checking before I hit Submit. Sadly no draught here, it is definitely a drought.
Day eight, still no end in sight.
(I feel like I'm writing a journal entry as I'm crossing a desert, lol)
  Reply With Quote

Old 02-01-2013, 03:30 PM   #8449
luvthedesserts
Shifting Sand
 
luvthedesserts's Avatar
 
luvthedesserts is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Where the voices tell me
Posts: 3,201
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vocebella View Post
Day eight, still no end in sight.
(I feel like I'm writing a journal entry as I'm crossing a desert, lol)
You haven’t even got to the desert yet. Some of these guys haven’t got laid since they crossed the Delaware with Washington.
__________________
Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.

The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.

Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.

My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
  Reply With Quote

Old 02-01-2013, 03:34 PM   #8450
luv2lick27
Running Blind
 
luv2lick27's Avatar
 
luv2lick27 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Southeastern, U.S.A.
Posts: 1,424
It's been over a year for me. Doesn't look as if it's going to happen in the near future.
__________________

  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:52 AM.

Copyright 1998-2007 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.