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01-28-2013, 04:23 PM
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#8426
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Where the voices tell me
Posts: 3,201
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What does, “Get laid,” mean?
(Openly weeping with no hope or prospects in sight)
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01-28-2013, 05:45 PM
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#8427
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 24,636
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Quote:
Originally Posted by luvthedesserts
What does, “Get laid,” mean?
(Openly weeping with no hope or prospects in sight)
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Ask Stella Omega.
She knows more about this sort of thing than the rest of us, I think.
I wish that there was a handy brothel locally.
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01-28-2013, 06:34 PM
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#8428
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Saxon_Hart is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Deep in the heart of Texas
Posts: 1,374
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Ask Stella Omega.
She knows more about this sort of thing than the rest of us, I think.
I wish that there was a handy brothel locally.
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Move to Vegas. Oldest profession is semi legal there.
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01-28-2013, 07:03 PM
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#8429
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Virgin
lilmisspuffit is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 3
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No sex for me today. My Mistress and I have both been too busy  Never at the same time though. When I'm free, she's busy. When She's free, I'm at work. A pet needs to be played with. I had to play all alone today.
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01-28-2013, 07:26 PM
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#8430
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Ridin' horses
JagFarlane is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: VA
Posts: 8,956
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
Move to Vegas. Oldest profession is semi legal there.
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Reno, it's actually illegal in Vegas.
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01-28-2013, 10:40 PM
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#8431
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Join Me For a Drink?
YoursSINSerely is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: East of the River
Posts: 18,710
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AGAIN!
I'm here, again!
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Babs
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01-29-2013, 01:01 AM
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#8432
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Call me Dee :)
Deprived_in_AZ is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 9,536
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I don't think I even remember how to do it. 
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01-29-2013, 02:53 AM
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Dirty Old Man
TxRad is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 25,150
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deprived_in_AZ
I don't think I even remember how to do it. 
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When you find out, you can give me some pointers.
The fact that I'm one the computer at 2 in the morning should give you a clue as to my laid status. 
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01-29-2013, 02:55 AM
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#8434
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Really Experienced
dawei is online now
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 228
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Not yesterday, not today, but always hopeful about tomorrow.
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>> my stories are here <<
“What if you try to--write--your fantasy. Can you do that?” -dawei
"And here is my initial request. I bark it out excitedly, 'Take off your clothes!'" -dawei
"Just keep in mind that a happy woman is much sweeter, don't ya know." -dawei
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01-29-2013, 03:52 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 24,636
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I'm having trouble with the "today" bit of the title.
I reckon 'this week' or even 'this month' might be more appropriate in my case.
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01-31-2013, 02:15 AM
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#8436
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Call me Dee :)
Deprived_in_AZ is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 9,536
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Nope, no nookie.
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01-31-2013, 05:26 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 32,558
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
I'm having trouble with the "today" bit of the title.
I reckon 'this week' or even 'this month' might be more appropriate in my case.
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"this year"?
though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.
Last edited by sirhugs : 01-31-2013 at 05:42 AM.
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01-31-2013, 08:45 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
Posts: 24,636
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhugs
"this year"?
though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.
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I don't even want to think about how long ago it was for me.
[ Even discounting the time I was ill. ]
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01-31-2013, 09:28 AM
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glamour ghost
Artina Heartflash is offline
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: beyond your control
Posts: 3,125
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhugs
"this year"?
though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.
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Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:
Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?
I would, but I have been shut out.
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01-31-2013, 09:35 AM
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#8440
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Ha! That was cute.
heather_baby is offline
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: In the DIRTAYY SOUTH
Posts: 1,012
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Nope. I can't even remember the last time O.o..
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01-31-2013, 09:40 AM
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Really Experienced
GaspingDarkness is offline
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The precipice of delicious reverie
Posts: 231
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Quote:
Originally Posted by heather_baby
Nope. I can't even remember the last time O.o..
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That memorable, eh?
You deserve a night you'll never forget
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01-31-2013, 11:17 AM
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#8442
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Where the voices tell me
Posts: 3,201
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It's barely eight am. The only thing stirring down there is a bit of gas.
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Make sure to laugh at yourself or someone else will.
The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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01-31-2013, 03:30 PM
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Virgin
Vocebella is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Midwest USA
Posts: 15
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No...currently on day seven of this seemingly never ending sexual draught. When you can't watch a hockey game without thinking about how much you'd love to ravage that toothless savage right there on the ice you know its getting bad.
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01-31-2013, 04:02 PM
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2,541
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vocebella
No...currently on day seven of this seemingly never ending sexual draught. When you can't watch a hockey game without thinking about how much you'd love to ravage that toothless savage right there on the ice you know its getting bad.
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A never-ending sexual draught would be interesting.
Drought is what I'm experiencing.
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These be my stories, if you be interested!
Most are gay male, though I have two that are straight, and one that is a How to.
I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay!
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01-31-2013, 04:05 PM
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Virgin
Vocebella is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Midwest USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
A never-ending sexual draught would be interesting.
Drought is what I'm experiencing.
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Shit, that's what I get for not double checking before I hit Submit. Sadly no draught here, it is definitely a drought.
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01-31-2013, 05:53 PM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 32,558
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Artina Heartflash
Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:
Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?
I would, but I have been shut out.
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she moved to California. We are still in contact.
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02-01-2013, 09:07 AM
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#8447
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
Posts: 12,392
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Artina Heartflash
Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:
Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?
I would, but I have been shut out.
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I haven't spoken to the first woman I had sex with in almost 16 years.
The second woman I had sex with hasn't spoken to me in over five years.
I haven't had sex with anyone else.
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02-01-2013, 03:27 PM
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#8448
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Virgin
Vocebella is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Midwest USA
Posts: 15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vocebella
Shit, that's what I get for not double checking before I hit Submit. Sadly no draught here, it is definitely a drought.
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Day eight, still no end in sight.
(I feel like I'm writing a journal entry as I'm crossing a desert, lol)
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02-01-2013, 03:30 PM
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#8449
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Shifting Sand
luvthedesserts is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Where the voices tell me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vocebella
Day eight, still no end in sight.
(I feel like I'm writing a journal entry as I'm crossing a desert, lol)
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You haven’t even got to the desert yet. Some of these guys haven’t got laid since they crossed the Delaware with Washington.
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The only difference is, I have to try to be an idiot.
Everyone chooses their own little way to rebel. I didn’t realize mine was Grammar.
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02-01-2013, 03:34 PM
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#8450
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Running Blind
luv2lick27 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Southeastern, U.S.A.
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It's been over a year for me. Doesn't look as if it's going to happen in the near future.
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