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01-27-2013, 09:30 AM
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Literotica Guru
help_me_Rhonda is offline
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If you watch Jaws in reverse, its a movie about a shark that vomits up so many people they need to open a beach.
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01-27-2013, 02:14 PM
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Much better.
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01-27-2013, 06:03 PM
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Apparently my type is gnomes... LOL
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01-27-2013, 11:33 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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How long is it again?
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01-27-2013, 11:37 PM
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Rainshine is offline
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11 months.
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Farewell to the city and the love of my life, at least we left before we had to go..
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01-27-2013, 11:39 PM
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The Last Unicorn
pmann is offline
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Floods.
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01-28-2013, 11:12 AM
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1,000 Hours
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Hope this plumber can fix whatever is wrong! I would really like to be able to use my kitchen sink!
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Sail on Silver Girl, Sail on by;
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01-28-2013, 12:45 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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Hope this plumber can fix whatever is wrong! I would really like to be able to use my kitchen sink!
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Oh, I betcha I could fix your plumbing! I could probably do something with that sink too!  
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Boobs are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but dads like playing with them too!
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01-28-2013, 12:52 PM
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The sink has been fixed...but if you wanna fix my plumbing come on over!
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01-28-2013, 03:37 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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I smell peachy.
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01-28-2013, 03:39 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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I do make house calls.
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Boobs are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but dads like playing with them too!
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01-28-2013, 03:53 PM
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The Last Unicorn
pmann is offline
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I'm beginning to think my penis is bipolar. Earlier it was all, "Yeah baby, touch me. Come on. Touch me. Oh that's right."
Then, after about a half hour of playing with it, some other things I shant mention and a little mess, he's all, "Meh." And it just laid there like a 18 year old pothead, not wanting to get up.
Total mood swings.
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01-28-2013, 04:24 PM
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Book your flight, I'll get the frosting ready!
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01-28-2013, 06:36 PM
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Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?
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All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain
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01-28-2013, 08:06 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?
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01-28-2013, 08:16 PM
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Put me on Iggy
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Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?
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Yes. Particularly with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.  |
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01-28-2013, 09:31 PM
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Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?
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Did you set yours down someplace and forget where?
I've done that with my keys a few times, and once I left my Blackberry in the fridge.
I know, scatter-brain, right?
Check the top drawer in the desk, or maybe that drawer in the kitchen that has the elastic bands, expired coupons, and the single beater from that hand-held mixer you no longer own. If I was to misplace a liver, I'd look there first.
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01-28-2013, 10:21 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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If you need a liver, I know a guy.
(Opens trench coat with livers inside)
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01-29-2013, 02:30 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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Book your flight, I'll get the frosting ready! |
Flight 603, lands at 9:15am! 
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01-29-2013, 05:26 AM
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Livers are highly over-rated.
Don't forget to look under the couch, between the couch cushions, and in the kitty bed.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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01-29-2013, 06:47 AM
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It's probably with all those odd socks.
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Farewell to the city and the love of my life, at least we left before we had to go..
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01-29-2013, 07:26 AM
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just this guy, you know?
silverwhisper is offline
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is it weird that i'm crushing a little on marissa mayer, the CEO of yahoo?
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exemplar of youthful snark: "does it hurt little boy? are you going to cry now? well suck it up and be a man."
psst! hey, wanna see a blog?
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01-29-2013, 10:51 AM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
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Serenity now!
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01-29-2013, 11:33 AM
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is it weird that i'm crushing a little on marissa mayer, the CEO of yahoo?
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Could be pretty serious.
You pulled out the "Shift" key. |
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01-29-2013, 11:41 AM
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Nah, not misplaced, though I did look in all the places suggested and found $4.33 in change..woot!
I was just contemplating meds that help condition A, but the result is your liver goes on the 'rock star circuit' and burns itself out on booze and young blondes...or rather, it 'could'....
If 'coulds' were 'woulds' I would have a...forest...full golf bag...
But, that being said...its nice to 'know a guy that knows a guy'
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