Old 01-25-2013, 11:20 AM   #258151
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:29 AM   #258152
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I do not know what type of Bizarro world I have found myself in, but I want out now!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:35 AM   #258153
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i'm kind of pissed off right now, but not really too much. after all, she's an idiot. it's entirely possible she wasn't lying at all. she may have just been too stupid to know any better. still, i wouldn't exactly mind if she got hit by a bus or something. you know, just in case.
 

Old 01-25-2013, 12:43 PM   #258154
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Cranky Old Man

What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?
What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?
A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'
Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.
And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?
Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me.
I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.
I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another
A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.
At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.
At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,
But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn.
At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee,
Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.
Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.
I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.
And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known.
I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.
It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.
There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.
But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,
And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells
I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.
And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.
I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.
Not a cranky old man .
Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!!
this.
 

Old 01-25-2013, 12:57 PM   #258155
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:57 PM   #258156
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So, I introduced my almost 9 year old to RP games. <mwuahahahaha>
 

Old 01-25-2013, 01:00 PM   #258157
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Old 01-25-2013, 01:14 PM   #258158
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They're more sensational with names.
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Old 01-25-2013, 01:15 PM   #258159
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this.
You're right; it's quite nice.



Quote:
Cranky Old Man

What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?
What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?
A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'
Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.
And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?
Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me.
I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.
I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another
A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.
At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.
At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,
But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn.
At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee,
Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.
Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.
I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.
And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known.
I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.
It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.
There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.
But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,
And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells
I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.
And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.
I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.
Not a cranky old man .
Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!!

 

Old 01-25-2013, 01:21 PM   #258160
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Old 01-25-2013, 01:29 PM   #258161
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Old 01-25-2013, 01:31 PM   #258162
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Old 01-25-2013, 01:34 PM   #258163
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You're right; it's quite nice.
and very sad.

i see a lot of families who stop being able to see their relative. all they see is the infirmity.
 

Old 01-25-2013, 01:45 PM   #258164
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It's official, I can't take a compliment, mind you it was by my doctor, and the guy who wants in my pants...so maybe not..

Its about time you learned how to, Molls.
 

Old 01-25-2013, 01:56 PM   #258165
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Always odd to me that the people who claim to be paid posters are the last people I would pay to post. In fact, some I would almost pay to not post. Almost.
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Old 01-25-2013, 01:58 PM   #258166
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Always odd to me that the people who claim to be paid posters are the last people I would pay to post. In fact, some I would almost pay to not post. Almost.
That reminds me, last month's check hasn't arrived yet.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:00 PM   #258167
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:00 PM   #258168
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Always odd to me that the people who claim to be paid posters are the last people I would pay to post. In fact, some I would almost pay to not post. Almost.
did i thank you for my xmas bonus?
 

Old 01-25-2013, 02:06 PM   #258169
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:13 PM   #258170
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:16 PM   #258171
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laurel if i were you i would pay that lady funk to stop posting. i mean, have you seen the size of her nose?!
 

Old 01-25-2013, 02:24 PM   #258172
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laurel if i were you i would pay that lady funk to stop posting. i mean, have you seen the size of her nose?!
When did LF spurn your love for her? You talk about her more per post as CIH does Rory & Sean.
 

Old 01-25-2013, 02:25 PM   #258173
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:25 PM   #258174
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shut up about her damned nose already.
 

Old 01-25-2013, 02:30 PM   #258175
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