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01-23-2013, 06:17 PM
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dirtymom14 is offline
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Catching your son
I walked down the stairs the other night and caught my 19 year old son masturbating. I am not sure what I should do, and I do not think he saw me because he just kept going. What should I do?
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01-23-2013, 06:34 PM
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are u interested in him? does he flirt with you?
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01-23-2013, 06:42 PM
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Unbelievable...
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Unless he left a sticky mess in his midst, were it me, I'd do nothing... He is at the age of "everything gives me a hard on"... What do you think you should do? Or, what do you want to do? Or, why do you feel you must do something? Maybe advise him to jack off in his room... if it bothers you to walk in on him...
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01-23-2013, 07:52 PM
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Put me on Iggy
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You should do nothing.
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01-23-2013, 09:04 PM
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what should you do?
IMHO:
a) nuthin'
b) let him enjoy
c) if the opportunity ever presents itself, let him know that it is perfectly normal and expected... and not just for teens
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01-23-2013, 09:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtymom14
What should I do?
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Immediately write about it in three different places on Lit - Oh, you have done that already.
Perhaps he was reading up on his dirty mom leaving "wow, you are very cute" comments on pictures of women posted on Lit. Perhaps he digs that his mom is bi or now gay.
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01-23-2013, 10:06 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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If his cock was smaller than 8", we aren't interested.
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01-23-2013, 11:03 PM
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Ask him to please do it in his room with the door shut. If he continues to do it in front of you despite your requests, he's doing it to get at you or mess with your mind. He's quite immature even for a 19 year old. He's older than 18, you can ask him to leave the house or grow up.
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01-23-2013, 11:08 PM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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What you do is approach him, yell at him "What the hell are you doing!"
then as the cheesy 70's porn music begins to play you say "Why would you use yo0ur hand when your horny slut of a mother is here?"
YOu then drop your robe exposing a body of a 20 year old(like all the mom's in the lit stories have) get to your knees and suck him off!
I mean, duh, this is literotica! What else would you do?
Now if you are asking a serious question, the answer is you just let it be. Its natural
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01-24-2013, 01:36 AM
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Math and girls is hard
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Judging by your name I'm guessing you want to know what you should do for him to let you do it to him... or vice versa.
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01-24-2013, 04:57 AM
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Sweetdaisymae is online now
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Likely that the OP is the 19yr old son with ideas about mummy
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01-24-2013, 05:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
What you do is approach him, yell at him "What the hell are you doing!"
then as the cheesy 70's porn music begins to play you say "Why would you use yo0ur hand when your horny slut of a mother is here?"
YOu then drop your robe exposing a body of a 20 year old(like all the mom's in the lit stories have) get to your knees and suck him off!
I mean, duh, this is literotica! What else would you do?
Now if you are asking a serious question, the answer is you just let it be. Its natural
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01-24-2013, 08:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtymom14
I walked down the stairs the other night and caught my 19 year old son masturbating. I am not sure what I should do, and I do not think he saw me because he just kept going. What should I do?
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I think you should stop pretending to be a MILF online, go upstairs, empty the litter box like your mom asked 23 times, and finish your homework. |
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01-24-2013, 08:37 AM
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Kiss Me Like You Mean It
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This, ladies and gentleman, is why I love Lit.  Carry on.
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01-24-2013, 12:08 PM
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Go buy a huge strapon. Plan your "catching" him next time. Lube your fake cock up real good. Burst in and wrestle him to the floor. Pound his little hole raw while screaming "bad boy! bad boy!"
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01-24-2013, 02:00 PM
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Unbelievable...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
I think you should stop pretending to be a MILF online, go upstairs, empty the litter box like your mom asked 23 times, and finish your homework.
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Thank you, MsQuote. |
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01-25-2013, 04:21 AM
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Angieeee... Angieeee.....where will it lead us from here....
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02-04-2013, 11:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
I think you should stop pretending to be a MILF online, go upstairs, empty the litter box like your mom asked 23 times, and finish your homework.
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LOL,,,,exactly!!!!!!!! |
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