Old 01-23-2013, 07:44 PM   #1026
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The PM is rather harmless. What is frustrating is that he changes his username everytime he logs on. Although it is normally some derivative of Pat. Believe me if I could block and ignore him, I wouldn't be bothered by him. But it is really annoying to have to see his fucking PM every 2-4 weeks. The same damn PM showing up over and over and over again. You can't respond and say "no thanks" (tried), can't block him (tried), and apparently calling him out in an open forum will not derail this assclown!

*deep breath in and out*

Sorry but he bugs the shit out of me with the way he plays the system to harass women with his annoying ass message.
I'd bet money that he changes his screen name because the Lit PTB keep banning the old screen name.
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:53 PM   #1027
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The PM is rather harmless. What is frustrating is that he changes his username everytime he logs on. Although it is normally some derivative of Pat. Believe me if I could block and ignore him, I wouldn't be bothered by him. But it is really annoying to have to see his fucking PM every 2-4 weeks. The same damn PM showing up over and over and over again. You can't respond and say "no thanks" (tried), can't block him (tried), and apparently calling him out in an open forum will not derail this assclown!

*deep breath in and out*

Sorry but he bugs the shit out of me with the way he plays the system to harass women with his annoying ass message.
Maybe we could give him a taste of his own medicine? It would work if all the regulars here slap him with the same message over and over. Don't even write an original response, just the same thing every fucking time.

Whadda ya say, ladies?
I should let you know I've had a rough week and I'm really looking to blow off some steam.
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:57 PM   #1028
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:59 PM   #1029
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So far, i've only seen 14 of my PMs in here. I'm doing better than I thought!
I posted yours a while back.
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The PM is rather harmless. What is frustrating is that he changes his username everytime he logs on. Although it is normally some derivative of Pat. Believe me if I could block and ignore him, I wouldn't be bothered by him. But it is really annoying to have to see his fucking PM every 2-4 weeks. The same damn PM showing up over and over and over again. You can't respond and say "no thanks" (tried), can't block him (tried), and apparently calling him out in an open forum will not derail this assclown!

*deep breath in and out*

Sorry but he bugs the shit out of me with the way he plays the system to harass women with his annoying ass message.
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Maybe we could give him a taste of his own medicine? It would work if all the regulars here slap him with the same message over and over. Don't even write an original response, just the same thing every fucking time.

Whadda ya say, ladies?
I should let you know I've had a rough week and I'm really looking to blow off some steam.
Excellent! I'm in.
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Maybe we could give him a taste of his own medicine? It would work if all the regulars here slap him with the same message over and over. Don't even write an original response, just the same thing every fucking time.

Whadda ya say, ladies?
I should let you know I've had a rough week and I'm really looking to blow off some steam.
What do you think of this?

Hi.
I’m one of the many women on Lit that you have cut and pasted to whom you’ve cut and pasted the same message.

We all know how smart, funny, cute, a bit sarcastic, horny and kinky you think you are. We all know you like to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people and flirt naturally.

And we’re all trying to figure out how all those things that make you unique from millions of other men. We think this is why you post the same message under different screen names.

If you want to connect with me and several of the other women you have contacted through PM’s, you can join all of us here.
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:23 PM   #1033
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What do you think of this?

Hi.
I’m one of the many women on Lit that you have cut and pasted to whom you’ve cut and pasted the same message.

We all know how smart, funny, cute, a bit sarcastic, horny and kinky you think you are. We all know you like to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people and flirt naturally.

And we’re all trying to figure out how all those things that make you unique from millions of other men. We think this is why you post the same message under different screen names.

If you want to connect with me and several of the other women you have contacted through PM’s, you can join all of us here.
I was thinking something a little bit more caustic, though what you have seems like a great start.
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:13 PM   #1034
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oh my...totally speechless...and slightly nauseous...
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:15 PM   #1035
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I was thinking something a little bit more caustic, though what you have seems like a great start.
How about this modification?

Hi.
I’m one of the many women on Lit to whom you’ve cut and pasted the same message.

We get it. You're smart, funny, cute, a bit sarcastic, horny and kinky.

So are we. It's really too bad that you're never going to find that out, though, because not one of us is ever going to respond to your cut-and-paste generic pm. Thanks for wasting our time and inbox space with it, though. Really.

For ideas on how not to be an asshat, feel free to visit the PM Asshattery thread.
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Old 01-25-2013, 01:31 AM   #1036
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Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."
I want to steal this so badly.....LOL
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I want to steal this so badly.....LOL
Please feel free! Although it probably won't help...as I'm sure you've already realized!
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Asshat:Looking for fun for my husband
I'm not sure if you would be interested or not but thought I would ask. I'm looking for someone to email regular with my husband. He loves talking dirty and getting talked dirty to. I don't like dirty talk so I'm trying to find someone that can arouse him in that way. Let me know if you're interested or not



Me:WTF!! I have no clue why you would ask me to provide wank fodder for your husband. No I am not interested.
I suggest you post a personal ad, do not PM peope for this!


Arrrrggggghhhhhhh!!! Seriously!

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Expect PMs from a husband, instructed to find a lover for his wife. Any lover.
Oh my, we have a couple!! I will be on the look out for this one
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:38 PM   #1040
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and tell him you do wish to please, and have an unquenchable desire to fellate him.
Wow. Hot and twisted. What a great imagination. Why have I never met any women like this?
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I've gotten a metric fuck-ton of unsolicited PMs lately. They're just too boring to bother putting on here.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:24 AM   #1042
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Wow. Hot and twisted. What a great imagination. Why have I never met any women like this?
You're sending asshat PMs to the wrong ladies?
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I've gotten a metric fuck-ton of unsolicited PMs lately. They're just too boring to bother putting on here.
lol! Fuck-ton!

Me, too!
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I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?
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lol! Fuck-ton!

Me, too!
That's a highly technical term - it's more than a shit-ton but less than a gazillion.

Today's unsolicited pm was from a Litster with 9 posts; he wanted to know which beach I live at. If I'd been in a mood to play with him, I would've responded "The one with the sand and water." I wasn't in the mood, so I just deleted it.
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Nope not in the slightest!
[laughs]

Tell him your fantasy is to fuck a guy with a huge strap-on. Worked for me!
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[laughs]

Tell him your fantasy is to fuck a guy with a huge strap-on. Worked for me!
Oh, that's good! I'm going to remember that!
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Tell him your fantasy is to fuck a guy with a huge strap-on. Worked for me!
Oh that's good. Definitely going to try that. Thanks
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