Make me dirty

[Tio_Narratore]

guacamole

"Did you know that the Aztecs gave us more than three hundred different foods," she asked as she spread guacamole over his erct organ. "Yes," he answered as he coated her labia with xocolotlmole*, "but I think we discovered 69 ways for serving them."
*chocolate sauce.

oligaphagous

[NekoParks]

oligophagous

As the hunky professor droned on about the feeding patterns of monophagous, oligophagous, and polyphagous insect herbivores, the bored coed doodled exaggerated cartoons of the prof's penis (mostly inspired by the fertility statue on his desk) in the margins of her lecture notes.

ukulele

[BellaLovesJazz]

ukulele

I watched her up there on stage at amateur night, struggling to get the audience to appreciate her skills with the ukulele and utterly failing. All I could appreciate was the view of her long legs, covered in black thigh highs that peeked out from under the bottom of her short red skirt.

Diabolical

[respeito]

Diabolical

Paint dripped onto the floor as he moved the soft brush hairs across the canvas. His strokes were uncontrolled; until it was time to represent her hips. As he slowly weaved copper colors over the heavy fabric, he began to have divine, yet diabolical fantasies about that delicious swell in her anatomy. Trying to hide the evidence of his growing erection, the artist shifted in his seat, and an expression of ecstasy emerged on his face.

morceau

[Tio_Narratore]

morceau

Impressed at the famous mime's flexibility as he performed the classic routine of "a man stuck in a box," the young mademoiselle declared that she'd enjoy a rather particular "morceau de Marceau" stuck in her box.

fanfaronade

[steve44uk]

fanfaronade

"So, I finally got her back to my place. Mate, she was gagging for it..." His voice, overly loud and yet somehow conspiratorial, drifted across the office from the coffee area, so that Lorna found it increasingly hard to ignore it. The hangover pulsed softly but maliciously in her head.

"She couldn't keep 'er 'ands off me. Properly randy, she was!" She closed her eyes as the boy's fanfaronade sparked a wave of catcalls and ribald laughter. Something snapped inside her head.

"Oi, thimbledick!" Lorna growled, her slightly hoarse voice silencing the schoolboy hubbub. "If I'd taken a girl home, slobbered all over her, then failed to get it up and passed out on her, I'd be keeping it pretty fucking quiet, wouldn't you?"

Silence.

pistachio

[NekoParks]

pistachio

"Pistachio ice cream always makes me horn-eey," cooed the lissome blonde as she ran the point of her tongue along the dripping cone.

"Well, then, let me get you another serving," replied her lover with a wolfish grin.

chandelier

[steve44uk]

chandelier

As he clung precariously to the chandelier, swinging gingerly back and forth, Henry could feel a trickle of sweat escape from under the mask of his fancy dress Batman costume. Suppressing his panic, he looked down at Maureen, lying naked on the bed below, a glazed look of lust on her face and one hand moving feverishly between her legs. He sighed.

"Darling... I know you have a bit of a thing for David Jason, but don't you think this might be taking things a little too far...?"

calliope

[NaokoSmith]

Calliope

"You were the one who insisted on me being your muse, your Calliope," she whined as her fingers parted the lips of her sex. "Wasn't this the sort of story you had in mind?"

His grip on the chandelier involuntarily loosened. At this moment he wasn't sure he had a mind. His eyes feasted on the glistening oyster she opened up to him, with its bead of a pearl awaiting his kiss.

Aspidistra

[Tio_Narratore]

aspidistra

"Oh my god!" the bride exclaimed as her new hubby dropped his slacks, "that must be the biggest aspidistra in the world!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XROMw3Z4e0

thermocline

[steve44uk]

Jesus, Tio!

They'd reached a thermocline in their marriage, that sudden, rapid cooling of passion that often occurs when a relationship plumbs a certain depth. He'd thought Maureen's idea of using 'Only Fools and Horses' as the basis for a sexual role-play game had potential (she'd always had a soft - and wet - spot for Del-boy...), but now, as the fingers of his Batman gloves slid inexorably from the arm of the chandelier, he was beginning to wonder if it had been such a good idea.

He glanced down at his wife, her eyes lidded with East-end-inspired lust, fingers frantically strumming her clit, and mused that, if they both survived the fall, it might still be worth it...

Batarang

[Tio_Narratore]

batarang

Had the Caped Crusader arrived too late? The femme fatale, that tempting vamp, Black Dahlia had just stolen yet another young man's virginity and was about to disappear into the milling throng of 5th Avenue shoppers. One step more and she would escape. Our hero turned to his utility belt and let fly. His aim was perfect, and the batarang neatly sliced the single shoulder strap that held the Jezebel's dress. She stood naked, her breasts and her womanhood exposed to the gawking crowd, for a moment before the falling gown tangled her feet and brought her down to the gutter where she belonged.

(We won't go quite as far as "jesus," Steve...)

sacerdotal

[steve44uk]

sacerdotal

The candles on the altar flickered in the light breeze that blew through the ruined stained glass windows of the disused church. Standing behind the altar, beneath the inverted gaze of the mewling messiah, he moved slowly, methodically, preparing for that evening's ceremony.

Practised hands arranged the paraphernalia on the stone tablet: a folded, white cotton smock; a blindfold; the cockerel, strutting spastically in its cramped cage; the knife...

These preparations, these sacerdotal rituals, though tedious and mechanical in themselves, never failed to make him hard. It was a Pavlovian response, his body trained through long practice to anticipate the pleasures that would inevitably follow. The rough caress of his coarse linen robe against his throbbing member only served to heighten his anticipation. He had seen tonight's offering and, frankly, he couldn't wait...

freebooter

[NekoParks]

freebooter

As her moist fingers tips scrabbled for some purchase in the rough brick wall, this freebooter-- this pirate of her desires ground his cock against her slick nether mouth before plunging between the narrow alley of her taunt thighs.

tapioca

[Tio_Narratore]

tapioca

His came, and his semen fell on her naked breasts, its droplets glistening white like pearls of tapioca spilled from a pudding by a slatternly gourmand.

millenarism

[NekoParks]

millenarism

Worried about declining cult membership, the official millenarism party committee decided against the usual kool aid and arsenic punch and voted to usher in the new age with an all you can eat erotic buffet and orgy.

ribosome

[Tio_Narratore]

ribosome

As the horde of men lay sleeping, the Deity took the rib o' some, and turned each into a voluptious woman. The orgy that ensued when the men awoke was fun, though it did have a hint of auto-eroticism.



calcaneus

[steve44uk]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

ribosome

As the horde of men lay sleeping, the Deity took the rib o' some, and turned each into a voluptious woman. The orgy that ensued when the men awoke was fun, though it did have a hint of auto-eroticism.



calcaneus

She was snoring softly as he dressed with practised stealth. His head was still thick with last night's drink and memories of their frantic coupling.

He put his coat on and slipped out of the hotel room door, wincing slightly as the lock snicked into place.

He couldn't even remember her name. And the number he'd given her at the start of the evening, before alcohol and their mutual lust and loneliness had propelled them into an hour of desperate rutting in a hastily booked room, was fake.

Sure, he felt like a bit of a calcaneus for dumping her like this, but by the time his hangover had lifted and that sweet soreness in his dick had faded, he'd be right as rain again.

osmosis

[darrenfate]

Osmosis

Cate and Aiden had been lad partners all year long. At first, just standing near Cate, breathing in her perfume and her essence drove Aiden crazy. Gradually, they began talking and even though they were polar opposites in many ways - they grew to trust each other.

Yesterday was a breakthrough of sorts - the guys were teasing Aiden about not getting laid for the entire semester so far. Cate heard that, and whispered to Aiden right at the end of class that she was still a virgin. That made him hard - but before he could say anything else the bell rang and she was off.

Now, the final task of the day was to perform an experiment to do with osmosis. The students took their places in the lab, Cate and Aiden at the far station.

Aiden whispered "Thanks for what you said yesterday, I know you were trying to make me feel better".

"So, did it work? I saw a rather pleasant side effect" Cate answered

Instantly Aiden turned red, and hard again. Cate just smiled, staring at his crotch. The teacher broke in as she spoke to the class -

"Note how this works. Under a slight pressure, the solute pushes up against the semipermeable membrane."

Aiden wisecracked - "Like pushing with a slow steady pressure against your virginity, trying to break through"

Now it was Cate that blushed. The teacher said -

"Something you would like to share with the class, Aiden?"

"No, I was giving Cate a real world example Mrs. Wallace"

"Excellent, Aiden. I hope that you both will remember osmosis from now on, using analogies is a great mnemonic " she replied.

Aiden said in a low voice - "You heard her Cate. We need to study that way."

And in less than an hour, on that very lab table Aiden pushed gently into Cate for the first of many times.

Ahhhh school days !!!

Multifarious

[steve44uk]

multifarious

Richard couldn't help grinning to himself as the pun crossed his mind: well, the party was certainly in full swing now...

As he scanned the room, he could hardly believe that he'd been invited. Arrayed on couches, chaises longues and divans, couples, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes, all were playing out every single one of the multifarious sexual fantasies that he'd read about, or dreamt about over the years.

As his eye slid from the woman with almost waist-length dark hair, her hips rocking like a metronome as she ground herself down on her partner's glistening length, he paused in his survey to take in the tableau on the circular bed at the centre of the room.

diatribe

[NekoParks]

diatribe

Winifred halted Sebastian's diatribe regarding the changing 1099-R tax instructions with a single swipe of her inquisitive little tongue along his cock.

chalice

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by NekoParks

diatribe

Winifred halted Sebastian's diatribe regarding the changing 1099-R tax instructions with a single swipe of her inquisitive little tongue along his cock.

chalice

She hung naked on the wooden cross in the presbytery, her flogged body crying for respite. The Bishop offered her a golden chalice, filled with wine and ejaculate.

(yuch!)

synesthesia

[NekoParks]

synesthesia

Whenever her lover nibbled upon her nipples, she heard blue fire bursts against her eyelids. Only a lover this adept could cause such a riot of the senses--this delicious profusion of synesthesia.

huckleberry

[Tio_Narratore]

huckleberry

She took her new beau, an exchange student from Helsinki, rafting on the Mississippi. As they drifted though a secluded bend, she drew down her bodice to expose one breast, ample and alabaster, with its hard nub of a dark reddish nipple. "Here," she cooed, "suck on my huckleberry, Finn."

elephantiasis

[steve44uk]

elephantiasis

It had started innocently enough. Well, perhaps not innocently. It was, after all, an adult chat site, and Dan doubted that his wife would regard his interest in MWFs in their immediate vicinity as entirely innocent.

But it was just a distraction for him. Something to fill his fallow hours, either at work or while Jenny and the kids were out of the house.

After a couple of months, however, it became clear to Dan that it was no longer just "innocent fun." Nor, he realised, was it just a few fallow times in his week. His time online, never an issue before this, burgeoned, undergoing some kind of elephantiasis that rendered his days virtually unrecognisable from the way he spent his time before he found the site.

It was only when he got fired for exposing himself in his cubicle whilst chatting to a 26-year-old single mom from Alberta with a penchant for older men, that he realised he might have a problem.

philanthropic