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Old 01-23-2013, 02:28 PM   #26
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Is it divisible by 5?
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:30 PM   #27
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You made it sound as if being gay is something horrible.

Lawyers for Gay People are seeking an Injunction right now, in fact.

They don't want Vetteman.

I think the Trannies might take him though.

Killswitch is sponsoring his application.
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:32 PM   #28
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You made it sound as if being gay is something horrible.
Don't try to pin Obama's failings on me.
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:54 PM   #29
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:26 PM   #30
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Your happiness is all that matters to me, and I also like blowjobs (I'm looking at you, Pheliahh).
On it! 'It' clearly referring to your unusually large penis, which I am currently on, with my face.

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Old 01-23-2013, 03:47 PM   #31
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:37 PM   #32
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Barack Obama just announced that LifeNCapsLock thought this was the AR-15 thread that he made himself. Twice.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:39 PM   #33
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This thread is in poor taste, contains no breasts and is juvenile.

The lack of breasts is most bothersome.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:57 PM   #34
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You made it sound as if being gay is something horrible.
It is to rampant homophobes like Gaylord Catfish. A fate worse than death, in fact.
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:22 PM   #35
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On it! 'It' clearly referring to your unusually large penis, which I am currently on, with my face.
It's good to be the winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Life.
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:31 PM   #36
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It's good to be the winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Life.
I'm jealous. I only won the O'Henry Award for physics once.
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:36 PM   #37
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I got a $3 chip I stole from Pete Rose at the Lucky Dollar Casino in Reno that says this thread is gayer than vetteman.
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:41 PM   #38
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I'm jealous. I only won the O'Henry Award for physics once.
That award comes with a cool ironic twist at the end, though.
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:50 PM   #39
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That award comes with a cool ironic twist at the end, though.
You realize you can't actually use the award for anything but winning it makes you love your spouse even more.
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Old 01-24-2013, 12:23 AM   #40
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You realize you can't actually use the award for anything but winning it makes you love your spouse even more.
...and she nominated you for it because she wanted you to become successful, since she is dying in a week.

It's one of the more nuanced awards out there.
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:16 AM   #41
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Lawyers for Gay People are seeking an Injunction right now, in fact.

They don't want Vetteman.

I think the Trannies might take him though.

Killswitch is sponsoring his application.
We will not.
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Old 01-24-2013, 03:52 AM   #42
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When is the film about your Pulitzer Prizewinning escapades - "All President Obama's Men" - um... "out"?
And more importantly, will Phelia do a cameo as Deep Throat?
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